F Seriously?? So I'm at WaI-mart buying a bag of dog Íood. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog, Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT???So on impulse I toId her that no,! didn't have a dag, “I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last lime, I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my oriﬁces and IVs in both armsl‘l told her that it was essentially a perfect diet "All you do is load your pockets with food nuggets and simply eat one ur two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete sn it works well. and I am going to try it again." (I should add that practicaIIy evetyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)Horriﬁedl this chick asked if I ended up in ICU because the dog food poisoned me. I told her, "no. I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle‘s ass and a car hit me,“ I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.