• The girl in my 3rd grade Class that told
everyone she was part horse and ate
grass at recess is engaged and I have
been ghosted 4 times in the last month.
Much to think about
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    • That’s because women are inherently more valuable in the dating market, even when they are repulsive and worthless
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    • Girls are easier to get a relationship than guys FACTS
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    • Girls don’t have to have character to get places in life.
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    • What was with girls in elementary school and horses. It was like a borderline fetish
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    • She puts someone on blast for being a dumb kid then laments their success as a full grown adult. Move on, horse girl did.
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    • Horse pussy got me actin strange
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    • Everybody went to school with a “horse obsessed girl” I swear the one from my school was fucking her horse on the farm
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    • Crazy people and trash accumulates and breeds like mosquitoes in the swamp your mother calls an ass-crack
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    • I just got a girlfriend last night
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    • Maybe stop judging people for what they did in the third grade
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    • Girls have it easy when it comes to finding someone
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    • It's easy for girls to find a mate. Some guys literally do not care if a girl eats grass as long as she is semi attractive
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    • We all had a spirit animal before we learned about furries
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    • Ez for girl to get a boyfriend than a guy to get a gf
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    • Maybe cause you are still focused the actions of a child and comparing yourself to versions of people that dont exist
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    • "George Whorewell" Gee I wonder why no one wants to date you
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    • Some kid in my 4th grade class class thought he could speak dragon, did a presentation on front of the class about dragons, someone asked him how to say something and he bullshitted some random scribble and it was so obvious that it was bullshit
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    • Well you obviously hold on to the past.
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    • Ahh yea because actions as a 3rd grader truly define who you are as a person.
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    • There was a girl that moved to my town in the 5th grade. She treated me like dirt for the first 3 1/2 years. Then came that fateful day in February 08 in history class. I got sick in class and went to the nurse. She came down not long after. Telling the nurse that she pooped her pants in class. Her
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    • Pussy is society's cheat code you cant change my mind.
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    • Someone took that horse to a hotel room and they rode until they couldn’t no more
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    • If people dated you for who you were in third grade you probably shouldn't be dating them. You should probably report them to someone
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    • We’ve advanced beyond grass. We eat ass now instead.
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    • Damn girls are so privileged when it comes to dating ghosted by 4 dudes in a month. That’s means you got matched with 4 dudes in month! That’s a guy every week
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    • Them bitches that used to think they were horses be freaks now no cap
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    • It's just easier for girls
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    • The girl who used to eat highlighter tips, change her name every 6 months and was certain that she was a cat has been married for over a year. AND IM STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN AT 21!!!
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    • You call yourself a whore but you expect a dude to want you for more than a night
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    • Because she has a personality and you are a stale ho who judges people for eating grass. Gotta get those calories somehow smh
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    • Dude, horse girls are so weird I never want to be near them
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    • Its almost like overtime you age and become more mature
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    • its easy for girls
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    • The difference is women fuck who they want. Men fuck who they can.
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    • Female privilege
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    • Girls have it easy they just wait to be picked up. If a girl isn't married by the time she's 30 there either something wrong with her, she has a kid with some scum bag, or she a hoe. Some are even all of those rolled into one.
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    • She was interesting. Crazy, but interesting. Yall boring like me
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    • That's because ladies like that go for the first guy that will date them and marry them within a year. Same for fellas like that
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    • Cuz she a freak in bed and out
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    • Probably hooked up with this guy
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    • Girls be liven on recruit difficulty
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    • Its cuz she got a vagina and tits bro
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    • Bet she went from eating grass to ass
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    • Honestly she might be engaged to a Brony so yanno
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    • Should've spent less time judging people for their weirdness and more time making meaningful connections with friends and potential love interests.
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    • I have a kid in my class that years ago in middle school when someone told him to stop, he would growl and bark at them... in high school, he got a girl pregnant. So yeah, wanna loose your virginity? Just act like a fucking retard for your entire childhood
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    • She was her true self and someone accepted her. You were a fake hoe to 4 guys when they actually met you
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    • She probably has funny and interesting stories seeing as how she pretended she was part horse and ate grass
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    • Yeah says a lot. Nobody likes a Twitter thot
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    • Seen this once or twice before and I always think “okay but kids do the weirdest shit” like my niece was eating flowers in the yard the other day. And my older brother used to try and eat gum off the sidewalk when he was a kid. Kids are just strange half formed humans.
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    • Horses are expensive & she’s probably a cheap whore
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    • I guess guys like things they can ride \_(‘-‘)_/
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    • Life is unfair. I’d be in a loving relationship by now if I didn’t have to hide in the closet for so damn long and get my confidence destroyed in the process.
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    • I'm like 65% sure I'm not insufferable to be around but my confidence keeps going down when I hear about stuff like the weird kid who I went to school with is married and has kids and I'm alone
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    • Dang she’s in 3rd grade and already engaged?
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    • My guess is that she probably is a bit more mature than she was in 3rd grade.
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    • Women dont get ghosted for no reason. You did something.
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    • She's probably engaged to someone with a massive horse cock
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    • Doesn’t matter wether you’re a guy or a girl, if you talk to enough people to get ghosted four times in a month you’re a hoe
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    • Ah yes just like the girl that was a vampire because she had k9 teeth
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    • Can we just appreciate the name
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    • I’m guessing horse girl sucks dick takes it in the ass and is easy going, your just an argumentative liberal right no one likes
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    • Eating grass, crayons, or licking windows doesn't matter if someone is willing to throw that ass in a circle for you.
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    • 4 times in a month?? You were trying to get with 4 different dude's in a month??? That's a new guy every week
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    • It’s cause she is entertaining and oddly funny while your to logical😂
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    • Here I am, 25, all my friend married with kids or engaged and I’m nowhere close to that.
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