Cop: seen anything unusual?
Me: a dolphin with a hat once
Cop: I mean around here
Me: nah they live in water
la
Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water la
'About 69,000 resus (0.69 secon
Cocaine
'SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Patty Secret
Ingredient Cocaine. 2010
excuse me what the fuck
xtrasmall xtrasmall
24 sep 2020
'About 69,000 resus (0.69 secon Cocaine 'SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Patty Secret Ingredient Cocaine. 2010 excuse me what the fuck
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question"
Kid: *answers it correctly*
'n
The teacher:
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question" Kid: *answers it correctly* 'n The teacher:
Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it
at first but I'm here now.
vistavie vistavie
15 apr
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first but I'm here now.
ChrisBurgess
24 sep 2020
When your mon take ay your
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six
thousand bricks at the wrong address
luistg2012 luistg2012
4 dec 2020
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six thousand bricks at the wrong address
Widow: stop saying that
Schrodinger: but he might be
notsoswift notsoswift
19 nov 2020
Widow: stop saying that Schrodinger: but he might be
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm
Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty,
Prrr. Prrr. Prrr
causewerefemales4 causewerefemales4
17 dec 2020
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty, Prrr. Prrr. Prrr
starwarsthingsO
CLONE
We're just Cartoons. sir. We're meant to be kid shows
Not tome
Whats 21?
21 boy
YOU STUPID
Eivor Eivor
29 sep 2020
starwarsthingsO CLONE We're just Cartoons. sir. We're meant to be kid shows Not tome Whats 21? 21 boy YOU STUPID
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested:
"If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
ChairManThe2nd_2021 ChairManThe2nd_2021
18 jan 2021
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
SaxophoneNerd SaxophoneNerd
22 jan 2021
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
Weird Weird
26 sep 2020
This is Nala. A autism service dog. She got to meet her hero and they became the best of friends
Remember, in Am Legend, the sickness didn't make the zombies.
The vaccination did.
DDRD DDRD
13 dec 2020
Remember, in Am Legend, the sickness didn't make the zombies. The vaccination did.
Did you know?
The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.
Did you know? The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.
if you ever feel like shit, just remember
Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3
Courtenay
wow, what the fuck
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
16 nov 2020
if you ever feel like shit, just remember Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3 Courtenay wow, what the fuck
why does your box say /police?
thatbluebox:
#little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
why does your box say /police? thatbluebox: #little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
I'm not sure who this woman is
but apparently she knows you
orchid80 orchid80
8 apr
I'm not sure who this woman is but apparently she knows you
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband
' = we
fa
Lindaberry Lindaberry
20 may
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband ' = we fa