'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
Matryoshkat
How many cats do you
have?
be
Himiko Himiko
28 sep 2020
Matryoshkat How many cats do you have? be
Ari LaBelja
Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie:
7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Ari LaBelja Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie: 7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
NOT?
BEETLEJUICE!
BEETLEJUICE!
Spartakiss Spartakiss
28 oct 2020
NOT? BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
How will look once finish burying my inner demons
cursedMadden cursedMadden
12 jan 2021
How will look once finish burying my inner demons
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure
[anger]
_Punisher_ _Punisher_
22 sep 2020
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure [anger]
How the gun shop worker stares when he overhears a woman Say it's her first time shopping for a gun by the revolver display section.
@firearmchronicles
AdaptiveCombatRifle AdaptiveCombatRifle
7 dec 2020
How the gun shop worker stares when he overhears a woman Say it's her first time shopping for a gun by the revolver display section. @firearmchronicles
Rebels at the end of Rogue One:
We have to hold Vader!
Vader: How about you hold my
Lasair Lasair
28 sep 2020
Rebels at the end of Rogue One: We have to hold Vader! Vader: How about you hold my
Really
thats ~
What I more want?
NotSusJustGay
24 sep 2020
Really thats ~ What I more want?
when you forget your wiimote strap
royalmug royalmug
24 sep 2020
when you forget your wiimote strap
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good?
k.
Ultimate ag Machine*
Sheriff_Levithan Sheriff_Levithan
29 sep 2020
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good? k. Ultimate ag Machine*
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Single moms on a first date:
No one: Absolutely no one: Single moms on a first date:
She should do Jinx from LoL
Sfur_thread
Lucky for you, she already did - Lucky for you, she already did 😳
Avalre Avalre
15 oct 2020
She should do Jinx from LoL Sfur_thread Lucky for you, she already did - Lucky for you, she already did 😳
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
Pamperos21 Pamperos21
23 sep 2020
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
So my parents are getting a divorce
I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG
Seen
SublimeFan SublimeFan
20 jan 2021
So my parents are getting a divorce I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG Seen
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene
@o FMT
6 days ago
at
MemesDownUnder MemesDownUnder
19 may
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene @o FMT 6 days ago at
tna daze @turntdais would u hit me with a car for
$1,000,000 <\3
65
Syntex_Infinity
Replying to @turntdais
yea
InfinityGD InfinityGD
25 sep 2020
tna daze @turntdais would u hit me with a car for $1,000,000 <\3 65 Syntex_Infinity Replying to @turntdais yea
ME SLIPING ON ICE
MY DOG
skyla08 skyla08
26 sep 2020
ME SLIPING ON ICE MY DOG