• Executioner sword with inscription: Inscription:
When I raise this sword, so I wish that this poor
sinner will receive eternal life.
Germany, 1600s
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    • What the actual fuck? The years I've been here, the quality fucking memes I've made and this, THIS is what gets my first featured?? A pic I posted to prove a point in an argument on a different meme??
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    • Its not a weapon but a tool of justice
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    • The end of the executioner sword never comes to a point to emphasize that this is not a weapon of war, but an extension of the law
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    • Executioners swords didn’t have tips as they were never meant to perform in combat
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    • So the reason it doesn’t have a point, is to show that it is not meant to go to war, or to assault. It is only to be used as a tool of justice.
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    • Is "Inscription:" part of the inscription?
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    • Would make a good DS weapon
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    • Gael’s Greatsword
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    • I use the executioner’s sword to cut my loaf of garlic bread.
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    • Hand it over... that thing
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    • With the sheer girth of that blade you don’t need a point. Swing that bitch at charging cavalry and cleave legs off horse and rider like a deli cutter
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    • what you mean, that's my homie Gael's executioner sword before he goes all insane and shit
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    • Everybody in the comments: ummm, actually executioner swords aren’t used for combat so they don’t have a tip.
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    • I really don't see the point.
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    • Paladin as fuck
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    • Lawful Raw
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    • "What, still here? Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul. For my lady's painting."
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    • 1600s Germany: I wish that my enemies will still be granted eternal life, this isn't a weapon, but a tool of justice! 1940s Germany: Ja Ja, the gas tank go fwooosh!
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    • Gonna have to fact check this myself since InfoChecker won’t. GERMANS DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH IN THE 1600s SO THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAKE.
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    • That's it your going to the bottom of the inscription
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    • Which one of you fuckers wants to fight
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    • That thing fucks in mordhau
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    • I see a lot of people saying it has no point to emphasize it is a toll of law, but here's another cool fact. Most swords taper not only along their width (creating the tip) but also along the depth, and this makes the sword lighter and more balanced. An executioner's sword tho has no such feature1/2
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    • I wonder how many innocent peasants got beheaded with that blade.
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    • Executioners back then were really good. There's a method that was used where once the prisoner was brought up to the stage, the executioner would ask his assistant to fetch his sword.
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    • All my mordhau niggas be like swing faint faint faint faint swing
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    • These swords didn’t have tips because they were only meant to chop like how a rapier is only meant to stab
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    • The rest of the post normally says, “that’s the most paladin shit I’ve ever seen” or something like that
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    • Lol where's the heavy breathing Crusader meme when you need it.
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    • Unrelated question: do executioners go to hell for being the person to perform the execution?
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    • Respect
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    • That’s metal bro
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    • I can feel my FP restoring already
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    • Metal as fuck
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    • *laughs in mordhau*
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    • I rate dicks and tits. DMS are open
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    • Raw
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    • Am I the only one who sees this and goes “Fucking loser” because it’s overpowered as fuck in Mordhau?
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    • Lawful RAW
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    • Inscription: Inscription:
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    • Hand it over... that thing... your dark soul.
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    • Gael if you dont fuck off with your rings
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    • Looks like you should add some cool magical runes to it
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    • So I took a European history course in high school, and the teacher asked everyone why they wanted to take the class, you had the egg heads that just wanted the college credit and stuff, the ones that just took it to impress their parents and then me, who deadass looked this man with a masters 1/2
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    • Cool, what is this, the tenth time featured?
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    • thou shall not k ill.
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    • there’s a reason that the end is flat but I don’t remember do any of y’all remember
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    • It’s a tool of justice not a weapon of war
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    • Good men
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    • Germany didn't even exist in the 1600s it was like Prussia
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    • Uncle Gael
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    • Sbeve
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    • Give me my fp bitch
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    • Gael
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    • That is why I believe we should not hope for sinners to go to hell, but punish them in their lifetime for their transgressions and allow God to forgive them
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    • Hand it over, that thing, your dark soul...
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    • How’d that go
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    • Y’all complain about captions just so you can comment the caption below to sound smart
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    • The blunt end of the sword is also for practicality. In the context of what it is used for, having a thick blunt tip maximizes the weight being brought down so as to encourage a swift and painless chop.
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    • Mordhau
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    • Any Mordhau niggas on this app?
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    • Mordhau
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    • Gael...
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    • Germany fell off
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    • Executioner swords are badass
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    • Sooo the headless horseman...
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    • The tightest Paladin shit I’ve ever read
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    • Notice the ends are blunt. A weapon built only for executions. So that he who wields it, does not live by the sword.
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    • My main weapon in my first play through of DS3. Loved the thing, still have a fondness for it
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    • For some reason (besides WW2) Germany was very wholesome
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    • Na that's the Dragon Slayer from Berserk
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    • Inscription: Inscription:
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    • I wonder what’s up with the tip of these executioner swords
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    • Leper be like: miss
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    • Thats fucking metal
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    • Cool weapon for a paladin in dnd
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    • Also a blunt tip because this tool was used for execution exclusively. No stabby stabby with the big chopper.
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    • Gael
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    • Dunmaglass
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    • Inscription: Inscription:
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    • Gael
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    • That's the executioner's sword from dark souls 3! My favorite weapon until I got pontif Sully's greatsword :)
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    • No tip to the sword means it was useless for battle and executions only
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    • Mordhou asf
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    • That was my go to sword in dark souls 3 no cap
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    • Good against armor in ds3
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    • shits pretty good in mordhau
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    • Terminus Est
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    • Ds3 time
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    • I want this inscribed on my gun
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    • Raw
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    • Christian metal.....huh.
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    • History: The executioners sword has a flat end so that it is not used for war. | Dark Souls: sword go smash.
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