my asshole cat once again comes to me and
does his usual indications for "hey, there's a
problem I need you to fix, please help."
because I love him and he is weirdly smart
and actually really good at figuring out
problems and getting help (like when he lets
me know the bird feeder is empty because
he wants to watch the birds) I trustingly get
up and follow him.
he reaches the window, outside of which
is a thunderstorm. he is very afraid of
thunderstorms, and normally does not go
anywhere near the windows when they
happen. upon reaching the window he
indicates in his usual fashion, "here is the
problem, please fix it."
no idea whether to be flattered and endeared
that my cat thinks I control the weather,
or frustrated because my cat is now mad
at me for refusing to control the weather
on his behalf. this is the second time this