• Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur
and your mom was a Mermaid and you
got the human half of both and now
you're just some guy
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    • Someone can't draw hands
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    • I remember there being a comic about this and the normal guy’s brother took the opposite halves
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    • Yeah but you’re also fucking ripped and can breathe underwater. Like Aquaman
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    • Is it just me or does the minotaur look like it doesn't have a human half
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    • Yea but you have a fat minotaur cock
      chopstew 30 jul
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    • Ok so a Minotaur has the legs of a man, but if you look at the picture they clearly drew a satyr (or however you spell it) a creature with the legs of a goat and horns on their head
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    • And then there is your little brother who didnt get lucky and has horse legs and a fish head.
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    • They both have animal bottoms and human tops. Fuck yourself
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    • The minotaur drawn doesnt even have human legs
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    • Uhh where does the bottom half come from?? Case clised
      DonDoland 29 jul
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    • Seems like the start of a perfect shonen anime
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    • cena 30 jul
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    • Too bad Minotaurs aren’t half human dipshit
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    • If ur gonna say that, then draw the Minotaur with human legs
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    • It's like being a human and getting all the shit defects from both your parents.
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    • Neither of his parents has legs?
      drakeo7 31 jul
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    • wait but where do the legs come from? neither of them have human legs. at best you'd have a human torso, no legs, and a bull head
      Kasagure 30 jul
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    • Minotaur is supposed to have a human bottom half
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    • Human half of both would just be two head/torsos…
      jorhurst 30 jul
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    • Except neither have genes for a human bottom half
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    • Good job stealing someone else's joke, and recreating it in a shittier, less funny, more annoying way
      Kartoff 1 aug
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    • Better than the monstrosity of horse head with fish body or fish head with horse body.
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    • With a GIANT HAMMER OF A COCK
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    • Then how do you get regular Legs then?
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    • What? Minotaurs don't have a human half, they're just humanoid
      Luka_Lux 30 jul
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    • His parents look so disappointed in him. Aw jeez I'm sorry I didn't choose the right genes to come out looking like either of you freaks
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    • You still get the benefits. Like the minotaur's massive cock and strength. For the mermaid you get to breath under water and have great underwater agility.
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    • Where do the human legs come from?
      Heyzues 29 jul
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    • Wait why tf does the picture have just a straight up bull? Minotaur is half man half bull, but there’s no human features in it at all?
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    • People don't seem to understand how recessive genes work
      tweb 30 jul
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    • With a massive dick and being able to breath underwater
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    • ... can someone draw the half fish half bull combo
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    • But they’re both the top half. So wouldn’t one leg be each?
      Snake3434 30 jul
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    • That's not a centaur. That's a fucking satyr
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    • A Minotaur is a human with the head of a bull
      pigles1 2 aug
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    • Right, the mermaid top and the Minotaur’s mid half I guess?
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    • BUT your twin gets both halves you didn’t
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    • This doesn’t make sense?!? Wouldn’t you need a creature with human legs for this? Minotaurs aren’t even half human and even if they were, it still wouldn’t have the legs of a man!
      qwartr 30 jul
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    • This is giving me a character idea...
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    • How to make a human sorcerer 101.
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    • Except you're super strong and can breathe underwater.
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    • Than fuck another human and it's child is like the grandparents
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    • This should be a comic called The guy
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    • From how the parents look he wouldn’t be a normal guy because neither of them have human legs
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    • But with the Minotaur and mermaid the top halves r both human so that doesn’t add up
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    • Where do you think the longhorn cow fish came from?
      Cakaki86 31 jul
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    • Wait where did the human legs come from?
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    • But you got a cock like a bull
      Somdlomd 30 jul
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    • S T E V E
      Flister 30 jul
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    • Horse cock in fish pussy
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    • Horse c
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    • Could be worse....if you got the other two halves you’d be a seahorse
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    • Kinda where my DnD character came from, half-elf but my mothers a centaur and i just ended up with the top half (human) of a centaur so i just look like your average dude, just with some long elvish legs
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    • Or. Or. King Ezekiel
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    • Or ...
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    • Sounds like the beginning of some anime
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    • That was no Minotaur
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    • nobody here knows what a Minotaur looks like and it shows
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    • That’s a satyr
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    • That minotaur is incorrect
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    • Y’all clearly didn’t pass 8th grade science. Things called recessive traits exist, so both of them or one of them could carry the gene for legs making it possible for the guy to have them
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    • He probably got a massive horse cock too
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    • atleast give him a horse cock and gills
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    • They drew the Minotaur wrong. Minotaur supposed to have human body.
      Wysp 2 aug
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    • So what are the benefits of being half Bull and half fish?
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    • Breath underwater and really really strong
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    • Fuck yea..... the strength of a minotaur and the good looks of a mermaid
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    • Could’ve been a seahorse instead
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    • I literally read a porn comic today about this. “And this is how a sea cow was born.” “Wow you’re so full of shit”
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    • Fishgoat
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    • So, he used his bull cock to fuck her fish pussy and they birthed a human? Neat.
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    • Difference would be that the guy may be able to breath underwater and be super strong...
      InkMan 2 aug
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    • I don’t need to imagine this. That’s literally me
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    • You could also have been a sea horse
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    • That persons child has the genetics for it tho
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    • Not how you draw a Minotaur
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    • Is this basically that one book, Helen and troys epic road quest?
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    • Only black people can imagine this as an actual possibility because the stereotype is that they usually don’t know both of their parents.
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    • Where’s that one comic...
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    • This isn’t even a Minotaur it has bull legs too
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    • How would you get human legs if human legs arent apart of their species
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    • But.. They're both human from the top half. So wouldn't it make your legs bullfished
      Spaek 1 aug
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    • Yeah but don't they have like special abilities do I get any of that?
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    • But what if you have your mom and dads treats and all your ants and uncles and other family treats two is just you look like a human that would be the greatest thing ever to happen to you.
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    • But has massive bull cock anyway🤙🏻
      yeet70 1 aug
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    • Who can breath underwater and has insane strength and memory for mazes? Fuck yeah!
      factor64 1 aug
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    • Better that being a manatee
      3irdman 1 aug
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    • Minotaur bottom half is goat
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    • Or you’re a fish horse
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    • And your brother’s a fish/beast hybrid
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    • Centaur is half human
      inatater 1 aug
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    • A minotaur has the head of a bull and the body of a man, what you have drawn here is clearly a satyr
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    • Neither have legs
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    • But both bottom halves are animal......oh shit
      kiofee7 1 aug
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    • Tumblr moment on Twitter
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    • That’s not a Minotaur but keep tryin bud
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    • That’s not possible
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    • Just a guy who loves to run and swim and is only adequate at both.
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