• Evolution can you
give me Pattern-
seeking brain to avoid
ES
To avoid predators?
Actually develops
Paranoid Schizophrenia
like a boss
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    • But can you remember the last time you were eaten by a predator? I think not
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    • Schizophrenia be like:
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    • My mom has schizophrenia. The last time I saw her I tried to show her a meteor shower that was happening and she dead ass looked me in the eyes and told me that those were spaceships having star wars style laser battles that only she was woke enough to see.
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    • Me when the talking churo in my head is telling me to overthrow the Tasmanian government
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    • Idk if I have schizophrenia. I hear people's voices when they're not even here. I hear music when there's no source. I hear whispers right into my ear and I feel it tickle my skin. But the thing is I'm alone when that shit happens most of the time.
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    • Hey guys, my dad has schizophrenia and honestly, it's very sad. I have seen him in 3 months, I started to avoid him because of the drug abuse. I'm about to turn 21 alone. What bottle should I get? Taking suggestions for my quarantine binge
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    • I'd love to experience schizophrenia for a week. Not my entire lifetime but I'd like to know what it actually is cus it's so weird and indescribable. It's different for every person
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    • Redditors going out of their way to remove God from their shit memes
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    • Honestly, everyone around you is a predator. People are terrible, and everyone sucks.
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    • 21st century schitzoid man (I know he’s got mpd)
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    • My uncle is severly schizophrenic, and honestly its fucking terrifying. He lives with my grandma, and at one point my mom found a sharpened axe and ice pick under his bed, and when she called the cops they listened to the door of his room and heard him having a conversation with himself about 1/2)
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    • We were given patern seeking brains and now we cannot stop seeing faces on cars
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    • People will just ignore this but I've been diagnosed with schizophrenia and I'm doing a lot better since being on antipsychotics
      sharpread 10 jul
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    • “If I ever go full Schizo, I hope I’m one of the laughy ones, not one of the screamy ones.” -Sam o’ nella
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    • That brain is pogging
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    • Ive been trying to quit porn for a while but I’ve had no luck. Any tips y’all have? I know it’s fucking me up but it’s been hard quitting this addiction.
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    • Yeah but Ive not been eaten yet so fair trade i guess
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    • My friends said I don’t have schizophrenia, but they always leave when my mom gives me my allergy pills.
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    • Thirteen fifty is a pattern
      anthro14 9 jul
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    • It’s watching you
      Boat_Man 9 jul
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    • I was diagnosed with psychotic depression, but my psychiatrist is leaning toward it actually being schizophrenia. But it’s been eight months since I fell madly in love with my girlfriend and I’ve since had no delusions, hallucinations, or depression. Believe in miracles y’all.
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    • If you have paranoid schizophrenia, your voice mail will be sent to the mothership
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    • Cured myself, now i can do anything. Eat shit CIA.
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    • Also racism
      RIPBeebo 9 jul
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    • The brain is an energetically costly organ and should’ve led to our extinction a long time ago
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    • Imagine believing in evolution in 2020
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    • i thought adaptations we’re supposed to be beneficial toward ones survival, evolution fucked us on this one
      Dink 10 jul
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    • I've so far had three friends with schizophrenia in my life, coolest people I've ever known. But damn the struggle
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    • I have pretty bad ADHD and I think I’d do good in a survival situation because I’m focusing on nothing and everything at the same time
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    • The paranoid schizophrenic has found a pattern in the numbers
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    • *develops OCD like a boss.
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    • Oh. Yeah. I have paranoid schizophrenia. This is probably how it happened
      avertle 9 jul
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    • My friends say otherwise, they also tell me the Soviets are coming
      chopstew 9 jul
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    • Electroconvulsive therapy time
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    • well people are predators too so being sceptic and paranoid of bad people is logical
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    • Wait so is schizophrenia an evolutionary trait gone bad? I don't understand this
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    • It doesnt help that Im already paranoid to begin with. With hindsight, while not diagnosed, I was probably depressed 5 years ago, got that replaced with anxiety, and now sometimes I get extremely paranoid.
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    • Religion time
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    • I’ve seen this featured before. I still think about it
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    • So relatable
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    • Didn’t even have to move my eyes up to know who repubbed this
      funnie 11 jul
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    • Fake Science
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    • I’ve been diagnosed with it but years of therapy really helped me decipher what should be real and what isn’t. Therapy can really help you, but you have to let it. Ya can’t go in expecting it not to work
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    • Welcome to the schizo zone
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    • Ah good ole racist Darwinism and his “Preservation of favorited races.”
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    • I’m kinda on the fence about wether or not I have bipolar. Not because “I have two different personalities I’m so goddamn quirky xdddd” but I have mood swings up the fuckin wazoo. I’ll go days at a time feeling like shut and lying in my bed and then with no real prompt I’ll be a goofy high energy-
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    • i miss these type of memes
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    • Wtf monkeys had/have predators?! I’m kinda scared now guys ngl
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    • Linx 9 jul
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    • Looks like Kermit the frog
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    • Shadow demon time
      LeFrog 9 jul
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    • This meme wasn't funny even when it was popular.
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    • “Evolution”
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    • Brian pogger
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    • And now we have a bunch of scientifically illiterate troglodytes in the comments section who are upset by an evolution joke.
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    • schizophrenia is a shamanistic trait
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    • You mean my normal person sense to know when somebody is up to some shit and retards just dont want to see it? That one?
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    • This is a test. 1. 28. 104. 97. 46. 53. 21
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    • My mama :(
      fugs 11 jul
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    • When I was a lot younger I had extremely horrific hallucinations which occasionally still pop up from time to time, idk if that’s schizophrenia but I’m scared that I have it because it runs in the family
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    • Schizophrenia is terrifying.
      Bleach23 11 jul
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    • I’m schizophrenic but I don’t get this at all
      BeeEmCee 11 jul
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    • Pattern seeking = racist
      mwryan 11 jul
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    • sometimes i feel like i’m schizophrenic and nobody is telling me i am. but then i remember i don’t actually care and neither do other people
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    • hungh 11 jul
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    • One in the same
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    • Hate this meme on so many levels
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    • I've been having continual nightmares for the past three weeks and it's starting to drive me crazy
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    • Olanzapine has been a lifesaver for me
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    • Water Womb World
      Artorb 10 jul
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    • Didn’t the actor who played bitch Anakin get this?
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    • Rip Tony
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    • Is this what happened
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    • At least we dont have avian predators
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    • Do y'all remeber that one thanos meme a while back where it said to post the last panel on some random date?
      noteugene 10 jul
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    • But when we apply the naturally occurring algorithm to other humans, we get in trouble.
      MetaNinja 10 jul
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    • Ischizo's be out here
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    • Damn this meme is retro
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    • One time when I was younger and my grandmother was staying g the night I yelled at them to stop talking so loudly in the other room. They got back from dinner about 20 minutes later. Never had something like that happen since.
      TigersDen 10 jul
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    • Ahh yes the evolution before you start ancestors
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    • I’m not even gonna bother scrolling through the comment section this time
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    • The brain is making the front facing pog face, ain't that cool pattern recognition
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