Me: do you have this shirt in a XL
Hot Topic employee:
Samael Samael
1 dec 2020
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL Hot Topic employee:
es rlaww
Posted by " " i.redd.it
"My friend lives above a punk bar and sent us this pic of her dog and the regulars"
lordmeowdmort lordmeowdmort
26 sep 2020
es rlaww Posted by " " i.redd.it "My friend lives above a punk bar and sent us this pic of her dog and the regulars"
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN...
YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
Starr7 Starr7
25 sep 2020
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN... YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
Ul want water?
QueenXShark QueenXShark
19 may
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do Ul want water?
If you want your dog to take a pill:
1. Get a piece of cheese
2. Eat the cheese for energy
3. Get ready to wrestle your dog
Belluh Belluh
25 sep 2020
If you want your dog to take a pill: 1. Get a piece of cheese 2. Eat the cheese for energy 3. Get ready to wrestle your dog
If a Southern woman says
"What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it
She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
yaddayadda
23 oct 2020
If a Southern woman says "What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
My face when type out "Lmao"
IKEAbirdLivesOn IKEAbirdLivesOn
22 sep 2020
My face when type out "Lmao"
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?"
Mom:
VenomRick VenomRick
3 jan 2021
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?" Mom:
Paul Walker was killed by his car,
Kobe Bryant by his helicopter
Me looking at my forklift
"Don't you dare"
BohemianSun BohemianSun
24 sep 2020
Paul Walker was killed by his car, Kobe Bryant by his helicopter Me looking at my forklift "Don't you dare"
Every year 10 million dogs are killed to make Playstation controllers
STAAT
Floofiplier Floofiplier
22 sep 2020
Every year 10 million dogs are killed to make Playstation controllers STAAT
Me at watching them Indian guys build a swimming pool
MisterM_15 MisterM_15
27 may
Me at watching them Indian guys build a swimming pool
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital.
@strait2school
Sis
SSR_Dio SSR_Dio
15 jan 2021
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital. @strait2school Sis
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
Voidrealm105 Voidrealm105
19 may
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps
choking on ur dick
All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps choking on ur dick All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
About to watch some Netflix
Cheekiemonkeybuns Cheekiemonkeybuns
14 dec 2020
About to watch some Netflix
when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
sugondeeze sugondeeze
7 oct 2020
when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone