"EVERYONE'S AN ATHEIST UNTIL THEY CLOG THE TOILET IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE"
-SUN TZU
King_Bean47 King_Bean47
21 jun
"EVERYONE'S AN ATHEIST UNTIL THEY CLOG THE TOILET IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE" -SUN TZU
Take this Crunchwrap Supreme, for it is my body. Take this Baja
Blast, for it is my blood.
Take this Crunchwrap Supreme, for it is my body. Take this Baja Blast, for it is my blood.
ido this thing
called
THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
Zigga Zigga
10 jun
ido this thing called THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
Hey guys, my dog would really appreciate it if you would start using his template for very cash money memes. TYIA - Hey guys, my dog would really appreciate it if you would start using his template for very cash money memes. TYIA :)
thelastairbenderp thelastairbenderp
29 sep 2020
Hey guys, my dog would really appreciate it if you would start using his template for very cash money memes. TYIA - Hey guys, my dog would really appreciate it if you would start using his template for very cash money memes. TYIA :)
Me: "igota tox tooth!
MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally"
dad:
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: "igota tox tooth! MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally" dad:
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in
the bathroom
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in the bathroom
When You Pray To God To Remove Your
Family's Problem & Next Day You Find
Yourself In Heaven
Bacardi Bacardi
17 dec 2020
When You Pray To God To Remove Your Family's Problem & Next Day You Find Yourself In Heaven
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Disillusioned With Democratic
Process, More Americans Throwing
Support Behind Aragorn, King Of
Gondor
Hugh_Cooltron Hugh_Cooltron
5 nov 2020
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Disillusioned With Democratic Process, More Americans Throwing Support Behind Aragorn, King Of Gondor
MERCURY (2)
U.K. Gardener
Harvests Potato
She Swears
Resembles Dog:
Still Keep
Laughing About It'
"It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
23 sep 2020
MERCURY (2) U.K. Gardener Harvests Potato She Swears Resembles Dog: Still Keep Laughing About It' "It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
The 70-year-old Francis Romero was ina coma in the hospital. His dog was allowed to stay with him, did not break away day and night. After a month Francis woke up from the coma with the words:
"Where is the white angel who constantly whispered that everything would be all right?"
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
24 feb
The 70-year-old Francis Romero was ina coma in the hospital. His dog was allowed to stay with him, did not break away day and night. After a month Francis woke up from the coma with the words: "Where is the white angel who constantly whispered that everything would be all right?"
ANIMALS
Kids Leave Puppy To Die After
Covering It With Industrial Glue,
However It Refuses To Give Up
*Ignites lightsaber with malicious intent*
Camarath Camarath
26 sep 2020
ANIMALS Kids Leave Puppy To Die After Covering It With Industrial Glue, However It Refuses To Give Up *Ignites lightsaber with malicious intent*
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
CupheadFacts CupheadFacts
12 mar
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
thompson945 thompson945
22 apr
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
luistg2012 luistg2012
24 sep 2020
WE USED TO THINK OF SEA TURTLES
When the new star wars squadrons game come out
Her: He's probably cheating on me
Me and the boys at
All
5 Kin!
be Tale lale by
Standi
SimplygRed
standing by
Red/ Buttons
Rad
standingIiby
GMFacts GMFacts
27 sep 2020
When the new star wars squadrons game come out Her: He's probably cheating on me Me and the boys at All 5 Kin! be Tale lale by Standi SimplygRed standing by Red/ Buttons Rad standingIiby
it was at this moment this dog knew he didn't want to lick his butt anymore
that_dude225 that_dude225
15 dec 2020
it was at this moment this dog knew he didn't want to lick his butt anymore
AM GURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
AM GURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
Abigial Abigial
3 mar
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
When you don't swallow the medicine pill the first time and it starts dissolving in your mouth
LeftHandSpanky LeftHandSpanky
22 sep 2020
When you don't swallow the medicine pill the first time and it starts dissolving in your mouth
*Wild animals just tryna bang*
National Geographic:
Franzy Franzy
10 jun
*Wild animals just tryna bang* National Geographic: