• Everyone: Hitler and Stalin killed the
most people in history
Noah not letting anyone on the ark:
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    • The degenerates didn’t want to come aboard 🤧
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    • Noah had enough room after the animals to fit like 60 people. People were so wicked that they just didnt want to get on. Dont blame it on Noah
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    • What about Mao Zedong? He killed more than loser and Stalin combined
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    • If we’re including fictional characters in genocide counts, Thanos has way more kills than Noah.
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    • Mao Zedong sitting in the corner trying to be quiet
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    • Except he did, they choose not to board it
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    • Schmlif_ 24 may
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    • Noah begged people to get on for decades, but no one listened
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    • loser was nothing compared to Mao and Stalin or Genghis Khan
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    • I thought we were talking about history, not fiction
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    • When people confuse fairy tales with history
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    • *Laughs in Mao Zedong*
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    • Mao killed more than both combined
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    • Noah told them what was coming for many decades but they disnt listen
      Reichdeer 19 may
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    • He literally warned everyone about the flood for decades while he built the ark. No one wanted to board until it was too late
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    • If you take this story literally, then you have embrace the idea that Noah and his family repopulated the entire earth and within only a few hundred years in order for things like the pyramids to have been built by entire civilizations.
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    • Noah sitting on top with a kd of 500,000,000 to 1
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    • Mao Zedong you idiot
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    • Are we forgetting Mao Zedong
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    • Everyone forgets about Chairman Mao - dude killed somewhere between 45 and 60 million people, give him some credit
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    • Imagine actually believing Noah’s ark was real
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    • In the Bible Noah offered it but nobody believed him
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    • Well if we are including fairy tales then I think Thanos deserves an honorable mention at least
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    • Thanos killed at least 50% of the population in the universe so
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    • He did though. Anyone was welcomed in but everyone called him crazy and walked away.
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    • The Bible actually says that God closed it Noah didn't close it
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    • Mao Zedong hiding in the background
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    • “We’re in enemy territory now, those are enemy birds”-sokka
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    • Should have clarified. Killed the most people in non-fictitious history.
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    • But that's fiction?
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    • Mao *laughs in superiority*
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    • The fact that niggas actually believe this shit is mind blowing, y’all are literally retarded
      Auxi 20 may
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    • Mao Zedong or Genghis Khan probably holds that title.
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    • Killing and not saving are different. It was God who cleansed the impurities of the world. And it's about time for another.
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    • loser and Stalin were real. Noah wasn’t.
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    • mao zedong killed 40 million about 60 years ago
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    • In order for it to be history like loser and Stalin, Noah’s ark would have to be real 😂
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    • *Laughs as Mao Zedong*
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    • That’s incorrect Noah Ellet everyone on but they chose not to because they didn’t believe him
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    • Y’all quickly forget Mao Zedong
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    • Mao beats both of them together, and khans numbers can only be estimated...
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    • I’ve always hated that no one thinks of anyone else other than loser or Stalin. About Mao? Khan? Like bruh Stalin and loser aren’t even the worst
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    • Everyone forgetting Mao? Chineese dictator, murderer of like 3times more than loser and most were his own citizens?
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    • I don't think there were 50 million people in Noah's time
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    • Mao had 50-75 million. Stalin 40 mil. loser 25 mil. King leopold of Belgium had 8-15 million. Tojo had 5.2 million if you count pows eugenics non military Asian citizens including forced laborers. Those are the worst of what’s known. Spanish colonialists should rank high on the list too
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    • Don’t forget Cain. He killed exactly 25% of the worlds population
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    • Mao zedong killed like 70 million
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    • Mao Zedong was pretty hardcore too tbh
      Femmy 19 may
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    • *Atheist sees harmless Christian related meme* RELIGION IS FOR FUCKING IDIOTS GOD’S NOT REAL STOP BELIEVING IN YOUR SKY FAIRY IDIOTS I WAS THERE DURING THE BIG BANG I FUCKED THE FIRST APE THAT EVOLVED
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    • .... Fictional characters cannot be counted..
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    • I just don’t understand how religion is still so predominate today, it doesn’t make much sense. I guess indoctrination is just hella strong and hard to get over, I bet if religious teachings happened after critical thinking skills developed far less people would be religious and it would die “soon”
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    • I’ve heard “Why wont God get rid of the evil in the world?” Followed by “Why would God murder all those people in the flood?”
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    • He said history
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    • Biblical stories aren't history.
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    • Assuming that happened
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    • But it never happened
      fizzyboi 19 may
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    • If we’re talking fiction then Thanos was definitely up there
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    • Noah’s ark is a fictional story based on the only truth that some nut job built a large boat
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    • Everyone: This post. Ganghis Khan
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    • I'm pretty sure people chose not to go on it. But he did try to convince people to
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    • He warned them, but they didn’t listen
      iRaditz 19 may
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    • I mean if it was a true story it would be funny
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    • The ark didn’t exist though
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    • What about Mao Zedung?
      ChogCheyy 22 may
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    • Imagine believing that one of history’s oldest and most grossly manipulated texts still holds even an ounce of truth
      mug_smug 22 may
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    • Let’s not forget Mao Zedong who make those child numbers but because the Chinese have the cheapest shit we ignore it
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    • loser was a small town killed 3 people in a barn type thing compared to mao zedong and the other commie bastard leaders in their shithole 2nd and 3rd world countries
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    • Or Mao with his 60 mil... 7 mil for loser and 11 mil for Stalin doesn't even come close.
      FF_Wolf 22 may
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    • Mao killed more people than loser and Stalin but okay
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    • Chairman mao be like
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    • How do u fools not know that Mao Zedong holds the record for body count highest estimates at 80 mil
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    • Mao Zedong killed more.
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    • Mao Zedong
      Jk502 21 may
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    • The flood never happened
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    • You know there’s history and then bible history
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    • Noah didn’t exist
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    • Like if your name is noah
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    • Mao Zedong killed like twice the amount of loser while Mao was in power
      Dr_Ace 20 may
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    • Noah could’ve filled it with bitches
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    • Nether loser or Stalin killed the most
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    • I think we’re all forgetting the Asian names Mao
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    • It’s not that he didn’t let people in, nobody listened to him that a flood was coming. Please tell me you have no knowledge of the Bible and the meme can be ironic
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    • Historians think the Noah myth evolved from an earlier Mesopotamian myth called Atrahasis.
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    • Haha I get it because the first two people actually existed
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    • There talking about history. Not mythology. Js.
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    • Well thanos killed the most people if we’re talking about fiction here
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    • do people actually believe those stories though? like Noah and Adam and eve
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    • The difference is one is history and one is a story
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    • We not going to talk about the Native Americans and how they suffered the worst genocide but no one talks about it because of white guilt?
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    • Since that was pretty early on, I wonder if the population had reached over 1 million. Noah might have actually killed less people because there probably wasn't very many people to kill.
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    • Good meme but the difference is Noah didn't exist
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    • What about mao Zedong? Killed 78 million
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    • Never happened but a good story at least
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    • Actually communism killed more than anything in history
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    • Mao Zedong?
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    • Although not the most people by count, Ghengis Khan killed 1/3 of the world's population during his reign
      Grada 19 may
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    • But Noah ain't real.
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    • Cain killed 25 percent of the human population
      totojuice 19 may
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    • They actually refused to go
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