• Everyone has their own smell but when
two people start living together, does
one person adopt the others smell or do
they get a new smell together? What
happens if they break up? Who gets
that new smell? Does one resort back to
their own smell?
&
My wife took my scent in the divorce
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    • Not to sound creepy but I love people's scents. It seems that you keep your individual scent even when you're with someone for a long time. If you share a bedroom then the scent will be a combination of the two.
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    • Oh I get it ... Friday was the horse
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    • My gf still has her ex's smell after 3 years. It gets stronger every morning
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    • I wish i fucking knew what i naturally smelt like
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    • Ohh my smell is sweaty balls freaky girls dig it.
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    • I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed this. I thought I just had a weird sense of smell because all of my friends smelled different. Not in a bad way, but I could tell who they were just by smelling them. All of their houses smell different
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    • I’ve had these thoughts before and it really trips me out. I also want to know what i smell like to other people...
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    • In anyone aware of their natural smell? Like not sweat but their just smell? I know other people's smells but I dont think I even know my own
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    • Y’all ever realize that chicks love the smell of BO when it’s not too strong? Like I’ll be thinking I smell like booty and they’re loving it wtf
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    • It kind of combines when you live together, but sometimes you find that spot on the pillow that smells distinctly like your SO and it's wonderful.
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    • More like every last scent amirite
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    • Karen took the kids AND the smells?
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    • Honestly? They amalgamate into something new. If they no longer live together, they slowly revert back, assuming there’s no crazy pungent smell to block it out (cigarettes, weed, incense, etc)
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    • Karen took the fucking scent
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    • Alright, y’all will never believe it I have the nose of a blood hound and I can tell who’s next to me by their scent. My entire family smells like different type of woods (my brother is old pine). When my brother moved in with his wife when they first got married I noticed that he smelled like a mix
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    • My first partners mom had a ridiculous nose and if I ever snuck over to their apartment when she was gone she’d get mad later cause she could smell that I was there! Didn’t wear perfume and showered the night before, she could still somehow smell me
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    • My ex had such a distinct scent, every time I smell something relatively like it I get instantly happy, then depressed. I’ve been full-on Pavlov’d
      Unit_420 3 may
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    • My friend told me I smell kind of like vanilla and it turns out it's because I've had this oil thing with sticks in my room for years.
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    • I just walk around smelling like Chinese food. Pls stop smelling me
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    • My boyfriend smells like pumpkin, and I smell like vanilla. Together we smell like a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks.
      RandaJo 7 may
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    • A persons small is largly dependent on their diet and their immune system so i think its safe to say you have your own smell forever
      Chiwah 6 may
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    • Sometimes I can’t tell if someone’s trying to be funny or they’re just stupid and the thoughts they have are funny
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    • That smell on your t shirt when you get home from your girlfriend, it's like drugs
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    • Gosh smelling the person you care about is such sweet bliss
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    • You have individual scents but the house scent is a combo
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    • karen took the kids and the scent
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    • I smell like Downy and menthol
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    • Me and my ex smelled so good together. Me and my current bf don’t make a good smell together - makes me sad.
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    • My gf tells me my sweat smells like a pool noodle. How fun is that
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    • I think the science behind it is that the pheromones you give off, the other person either likes or dislikes the scent. If the person likes your scent you have different immune systems and/or something else, meaning a baby would get both immune systems and have a stronger one so they'd live longer
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    • Everytime I used to walk into my old friends house, it would have a certain smell. So everytime my friend would want to scare me, I would smell them before they would have the chance
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    • I’ll never forget her smell
      EbayWhy 3 may
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    • Karen took the scent
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    • You keep the same smells. 40 years and I'm still trying to not smell like Fritos Corn Chips.
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    • *every
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    • Idk what I smell like but my cum smells like old deoderant/ cologne
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    • I can smell when someone’s a virgin
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    • We actually constantly have a cloud of bacteria around us at all times called the Exposome. It contrubutes to our smell and is almost as unique as a fingerprint.
      Tre11z 3 may
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    • Y’all know that musty smell that black people give off
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    • I strangely smell like freshly brewed coffee. I dont drink coffee
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    • They keep their own smell. You just get too used to it to notice. You still smell it every now and then.
      _Petty 3 may
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    • The scent of his colon on her sweater ...unforgetable
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    • For real though, the smell of a significant other is the most relaxing thing on this planet. I give my girlfriend my clothes because they smell like me, and when she returns them they smell like her. It's very efficient
      Baakers 3 may
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    • I moved in with my best friend and I smell like him and his house now. My scent only exists at my moms house and it’s really weird when I smell it. Cause it’s like smelling yourself for the first time
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    • A dog wrote this
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    • Y’all ever notice while you’re pillow talking that when you fuck a girl you combine your scents into a whole new musk
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    • I don't know about adapting to the other person's smell but I love my S.O natural odor. Especially after a long day of work.
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    • I smell like saw dust. WTF?
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    • Karen took the fuckin scent
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    • I can for some reason smell my ex on everything I own, especially my blankets and stuff and we've been broken up for 5 months
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    • I smell pennies!!!
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    • Well the scent my ex took was my fart
      ve_x_ed 6 may
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    • Normally whomever has the more dominant smell is what it smells like in a relationship.
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    • Be in an actual relationship and find out
      sullyOo 6 may
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    • well my ex had a woodstove and they smelled of it all the time. I started to realize that everything I owned started to smell like woodstove, and when we broke up about a week later I couldn't smell woodstove anymore so idk if this helps
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    • My natural smell is that of a pure testosterone aura
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    • I think your natural smell comes more from the home you live in, because most people shower every day. So you share a home smell.
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    • They create their new smell together, but if they break up it will never be the same. Not because they take/give scent to the other, but because our scents change overtime it’s just more noticeable after a relationship
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    • Well I can’t say about together but when my parents divorced my mom stayed smelling the same and my dad smells of booze, hope that helps
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    • Can say I have adopted my wife’s smell and I’m fine with that
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    • My wife took all of my scents, sense, and cents
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    • Ok, every animal has their own sent and i have a abnormally good sence of smell so i can tell the difference quite easily. Even dogs have their own sent
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    • Natural over time your body will start to smell like you did before.
      FMA_Leo 4 may
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    • That’s why when I first meet a girl ill get on all fours & sniff her ass like a dog to see if our smells are compatible
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    • My last fwb had this scent that got me so horny. We split up but I walked across another chick with a similar smell at work. Instantly got erect.
      foxxyboi 4 may
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    • Why is divorce getting funnier to me?
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    • Asian houses always smell like rice and soy sauce
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    • One persons odor is usually stronger
      sunny177 4 may
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    • i think people who like eachother tend to smell similar or something
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    • Sometimes the backs of my hands smell faintly like chlorine but I don’t swim. I googled it and go figure I got nada.
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    • My entire room just smells like if you leave French fries in a hot car
      Pedik 3 may
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    • She took the fucking scent
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    • Karen took the fucking scent
      Kozaki 3 may
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    • I think a dog wrote this
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    • Mine is diarrhea
      SimonC43 3 may
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    • Everything smells the same to me lol we’ve been living together but when I’m close to her she has this scent I can’t pinpoint that is just perfect for some reason and attracts me
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    • As a married man I can legit say that it goes from a musky like manly odor in rooms to everything getting either floral or incense
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    • Karen took the scent
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    • People’s sent is based on the soaps, cleaners, air fresheners, etc. that they use so I guess figure it out from there
      ogGL 3 may
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    • these are the questions we should be asking
      sadboy 3 may
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    • my natural scent smells like paint mixed with fresh laundry scented candles
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    • Your body doesn’t create any new odors, it just doesn’t make any scents
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    • My natural smell is oil and grease from work. My ex dumped me and I resorted back to myself, however I'm improving my habits on the chance I can get her back but we all know chances are slim
      Sniperzz 3 may
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    • Karen took the fucking scent
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    • You blend smells. And i go out of town for work sometimea and ahe says i smell like i did when we were dating.
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    • People tell me I smell like their mom+sweet. Like all the people I know tell me that I smell sweet, and also like their mom. It freaks me out so much.
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