Everyone going to prom:
*wears a nice suit and dress*
That one kid:
Everyone going to prom: *wears a nice suit and dress* That one kid:
When you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious
Captain_Lexx Captain_Lexx
5 oct 2020
When you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious
Anything: *Happens*
Gordon Ramsay:
faxdax faxdax
13 may
Anything: *Happens* Gordon Ramsay:
When Mom forgets to ask for her change back
rr
When Mom forgets to ask for her change back rr
"Sorry, I would help but..."
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
2 jun
"Sorry, I would help but..."
Houston42 Houston42
26 sep 2020
Hey bro what music do you listen to to hype yourself up? Me an intellectual:
My car was making strange noises
bs
SS
And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
elated_davidsirdude elated_davidsirdude
26 mar
My car was making strange noises bs SS And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good?
k.
Ultimate ag Machine*
Sheriff_Levithan Sheriff_Levithan
29 sep 2020
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good? k. Ultimate ag Machine*
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe
karen:
Joe
MANAGER ~
JoSjoca JoSjoca
9 apr
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe karen: Joe MANAGER ~
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
29 sep 2020
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
@omochi_nam0O1
Translated from Japanese by Google
mutual affection
BishopTheSaint BishopTheSaint
27 sep 2020
@omochi_nam0O1 Translated from Japanese by Google mutual affection
When you start to take a piss but
there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
When you start to take a piss but there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF
Bs
LouisianaProud LouisianaProud
2 mar
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF Bs
GLOWS IN THE DARK:
Us
we
CATS!
Ge
CATS
if
SheerMania SheerMania
24 sep 2020
GLOWS IN THE DARK: Us we CATS! Ge CATS if
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
2Jayz
9 apr
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
Me when I see dogs
CHAIYTO CHAIYTO
29 sep 2020
Me when I see dogs
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't heard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol
al =
crustytoenailmplol crustytoenailmplol
22 sep 2020
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't heard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol al =
Grillby305 Grillby305
25 sep 2020
United States Ameticaa mammal
TiLa star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.
via
Follow
Yeowch!
Follow
Still preddy hot
TiLa star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee. via Follow Yeowch! Follow Still preddy hot
When the song starts with woman moaning
NO
No, Rob Zombie, id an Instrument
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
8 jan 2021
When the song starts with woman moaning NO No, Rob Zombie, id an Instrument
I think I watched the wrong star wars movie
IT'S WAY BETTER THAN THE REAL ONE
Voracious_Beaver Voracious_Beaver
3 mar
I think I watched the wrong star wars movie IT'S WAY BETTER THAN THE REAL ONE