• Everyone: *Doesnt care about
janitors*
Keanu Reeves:
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Randolph Gregory
I have been working as a janitor for the past 7 years
wiping the floor every day and breaking my back to
feed my family until i met Keanu Reeves 5 days ago at
the restaurant where i work in St. Louis and now i'm a
shop owner thanks to him
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    • Who the fuck would hate this guy?
      TDGamer21 27 jun 2019
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    • The duck liked that
      Pathless 28 jun 2019
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    • What the fuck. Did Keanu just buy him a fucking shop??? Did the experience of meeting Keanu give him the confidence to pursue such a goal in merely five days??? Did he just wake up to find his manager and the owner dead with a note saying it was his now???
      iwilleatyourhams 28 jun 2019
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    • A janitor saved my son’s life in 4th grade. He was choking and he gave him the Heimlich maneuver. He was the only adult calm enough to react. “Just a janitor,” I think not!
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    • Fellas, respect Janitors. They do so much for all of us and go unnoticed.
      Vault76 29 jun 2019
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    • thatoneguy31 28 jun 2019
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    • I feel sorry for Keanu Reeves. One fuck up and all these so called „fans“ are gonna completely demonize. He even knows this himself and hates all the attention he gets on the internet
      Nate__Higers 28 jun 2019
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    • I appreciate him so much. I’m just picturing this guy not wanting the shop and being like “no thanks dude but thanks” and Keanu just walking up putting the keys in the dudes hand and whispering “you’re welcome”
      jonescp 28 jun 2019
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    • Nobody: ... Keanu Reeves: "Hey, you look like a hard worker. Here, have a store. My treat."
      204863 29 jun 2019
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    • Keanu was in st Louis and I missed him? Shit. What do I even do with my life now?
      3round 29 jun 2019
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    • Can everyone fuck off and leave the guy alone
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    • Had one Janitor that made it into the NBA draft, but then he broke one of his legs. Now he’s the only reason the Teachers always win the teachers v students basketball games
      Inbreds_2018 28 jun 2019
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    • DoughnutReject 28 jun 2019
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    • There was a janitor at my school last year that was deaf and we had an assembly on his birthday. Unfortunately he passed away late r that year RIP PJ
      swag_nuts 3 jul 2019
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    • STL residents rise up
      Tuscaloosa 30 jun 2019
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    • Wait how'd he make the janitor the store owner?
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    • Is, is this real? Does Keanu truly have this kind of power? What if him and shaggy face off?
      sai189 28 jun 2019
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    • Hear me out: what if Keanu is low key Jesus reincarnated, that modified his second coming this way coz humanity fucked up so bad, that If he were to come again like he said he would we’d be all doomed. So he figure: “shit, I have to turn things down for these idiots and reappear low key”
      renp 28 jun 2019
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    • Nobody actually dislikes Keanu Reaves, it's this massive dickriding campaign that people have a problem with. You all need to calm the fuck down.
      GorilIapants 28 jun 2019
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    • Keanu Reeves is a literal superhero and we all need to be like Reeves
      MemeticFurry 30 jun 2019
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    • I know Keanu Reeves is super humble and doesn’t want attention for all this, but I really wish he had some sort of social media so we could show him some love.
      CrabSocietyNorth 30 jun 2019
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    • St. Louis gang🤘
      DaddyDumbass 29 jun 2019
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    • Ok first of all I love meeting janitors because they usually seem really mean till you talk to them then they are really nice
      AkSkull 29 jun 2019
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    • I live in st louis and all we have is janitors and crack addicts
      Koroshi_The_Wolf 28 jun 2019
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    • Guys would you shut the fuck up about Keanu Reeves already?! He doesn’t like the fame, he just wants to be a normal nice dude but with all of our shitpost features and praising of him, he’s becoming the god he never wanted to be and he hates it so shut the fuck up already
      gamerbrat 28 jun 2019
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    • Hey Keanu, if you’re reading this, I haven’t had action in 7 years. Plz fuck me
      imalright 28 jun 2019
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    • Even Keanu Reeves hates janitors. He made this guy stop being one.
      Micro_World 28 jun 2019
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    • Keanu: I’m not a nice guy lol Also Keanu: *does this*
      Masque 28 jun 2019
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    • Keanu Reeves is a god of kindness
      pawmazing 3 jul 2019
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    • I do care for janitors and those that clean facilities and streets. I know it’s their job, and they get paid - but I thank them anyways. Some of the toughest (but underpaid) jobs are the dirtiest sometimes. I’m not Kenau, but I can contribute my gratuity in ways I can afford.
      AlikMalix 1 jul 2019
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    • Keanu Reeves for president
      Mudraccon 1 jul 2019
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    • Y’all ungrateful fucks. You’re telling me none of you are friends with janitors? They’re so nice tf
      Oceanmain 29 jun 2019
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    • Appreciate your janitors. My school’s janitor is so freaking sweet, shout-outs it ms. Becky!
      Unstable_Prince 29 jun 2019
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    • How did he become a shop owner in 5 days because of that?
      Surprised_Patrick 28 jun 2019
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    • Wait so did meeting Keanu Reeves instantly grant him the ability to become a restaurant owner?
      oogawooga17_2018 28 jun 2019
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    • What? How did meeting Keanu Reeves suddenly make him shop owner?
      Mommajack_2018 28 jun 2019
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    • I live in st louis but I never heard this on the news I feel like they would've said at least something about this so I am a bit skeptical about this post... I would love to be proved wrong and I will visit the restaurant and take pics if so
      LittleBabbyMan 28 jun 2019
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    • If you dont care for, or consider janitors, go fuck yourself
      OneBucFan 28 jun 2019
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    • How did he promote you?
      KingGarfield 28 jun 2019
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    • Only dicks hate on janitors they clean up messes we make
      Bread_Boi 28 jun 2019
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    • _Roys_Our_Boy_ 28 jun 2019
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    • I would take a bullet for Keanu
      Commander_Data 28 jun 2019
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    • totally_not_fbi 28 jun 2019
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    • lifefinder12 28 jun 2019
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    • Suburblazer 28 jun 2019
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    • I care about janitors I'm just not rich enough to do anything about it all I can do is thank them for their work because me personally I hate to clean especially if it's after someone else they're doing God's work
      trapgod_chiild 3 jul 2019
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    • Beast__Mode 1 jul 2019
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    • First of all whoever the hell doesn’t respect a janitor is a jerk. You should treat a janitor with the same respect you would treat a CEO with, no excuses. This is what I was taught growing up, by my parents
      BlindStingray 30 jun 2019
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    • Owning a store could drive that man into ruin since I doubt he's educated in running a business since he was just a janitor. Good intent, I just hope it doesn't backfire.
      Nikholas_Lefur 30 jun 2019
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    • 314 gang/Ferguson gang💪🏼
      adischert 29 jun 2019
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    • LORDMALLETT51 29 jun 2019
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    • I live in St. Louis, Missouri
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    • I live by saint Louis where is this in fucking saint Louis?!?
      Noobing101 29 jun 2019
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    • People think Janitors are so bad, but they really aren't. I am a student and I work as a summer Janitor. Start being nice to the janitor in your workplace and you could meet a really cool person.
      DenierB 29 jun 2019
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    • WHEN WAS HE IN STL
      CaptZucc 29 jun 2019
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    • So then what happened to the original owner?
      Im_the_big_daddy 29 jun 2019
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    • Is anyone else sitting here everyday praying that something horrible doesn’t come out about something Keanu has done... just stay pure Keanu!!
      BraydenFrazier0 28 jun 2019
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    • Keenu is cool but I'm glad he isn't the celebrity that craves attention. He just wants privacy but obviously the media doesn't care.
      Kadunn243 28 jun 2019
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    • Daily_Aqua 28 jun 2019
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    • Tbh janitors don't get paid enough for what they do
      TheEggster 28 jun 2019
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    • He did it again
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    • how did he make a janitor the shop owner? that janitor is probably not even qualified to be a shop owner, but who cares! Keanu Reeves did it and everyone loves him
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    • Alright I know this might be an unpopular opinion but while yes Keanu is an amazing angel baby, I think he’s a tad blown out of water and his good deeds receive far more praise than they should.
      Teeheee 28 jun 2019
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    • I literally let every janitor I meet fuck me in the ass. I’m the probably the nicest out of everybody to janitors.
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    • HE WAS IN ST.LOUIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!
      Nashville107 28 jun 2019
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    • luistg2012 28 jun 2019
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    • Now that I think about it, without janitors and people who go around collecting garbage, the world would be a disgusting place. Props to those people for doing what others aren't willing to do.
      iKelex 28 jun 2019
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    • Barduck 28 jun 2019
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    • Breathtaking: 100
      BlkBon 28 jun 2019
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    • On the last day of high school while everyone was going around to classrooms saying bye to their former teachers, my boyfriend and I went around looking for school janitors and thanking them for their service
      DixNeuf 28 jun 2019
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    • I hate to sound aggressive but I’d let Keanu oof me
      meh_its_eh 28 jun 2019
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    • Keanu walks to counter "Hey I'd like to buy these dog treats and also you're fired"
      Reaper07 28 jun 2019
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    • I hate people who judge others for their job. Somebody's gotta do it and you would feel the repercussions if no one did those shitty jobs.
      SandAss 28 jun 2019
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    • STOP BEING SO FUCKING WHOLESOME
      im_a_dude 28 jun 2019
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    • You can be as humble as ghahnhdhi but that doesn't make you good at running a store. Here's to hoping he does a good job
      Dredhwen_2014 28 jun 2019
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    • I’m doing an informative speech on him for my Public Speaking class
      WilliamButcher 28 jun 2019
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    • Keanu Reeves just going around fixing the world and shit
      THROCKMARTIN 28 jun 2019
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    • Doesn't he feel uncomfortable with the internet's over obsession?
      SlightMight 28 jun 2019
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    • *shop goes out of business due to his vast inexperience at business management*
      TheBenjamin 28 jun 2019
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    • Goddamn it Keanu I have a gf! I shouldn't love a man this much
      AceAceFazE_2017 28 jun 2019
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    • Keanu doesn’t even like all of the attention, every time it is brought up in an interview he changes the subject and he gets very awkward. He just wishes he could live a normal life without paparazzi blinding him at every corner.
      Memeinginthegame 28 jun 2019
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    • Some janitors make bank, especially specialized ones that clean event rooms and stuff like that
      Jewelia 28 jun 2019
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    • it is my life mission to meet Keanu one day 🤧
      BANDlTO 28 jun 2019
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    • We don’t deserve dogs
      DoubleSunday 28 jun 2019
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    • Why does that "restaurant" look like a 7/11. Does every middle eastern guy inherit a convenience store as part of the dowry?
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    • My hometown.. I know that guy wtf.
      MfknDevinn_2018 2 jul 2019
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    • Wait what? Did Keanu buy the restaurant and give it to the guy?
      FunnyDeck 2 jul 2019
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    • Wait how does that work
      pipehitter99 2 jul 2019
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    • What did the janitor do before he was a janitor?
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    • I’d vote for him as presodent
      DeathGod523 30 jun 2019
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    • Wait wtf he was in St. Louis and I ain’t know I could’ve met him
      spidermonkey804 30 jun 2019
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    • I respect custodians even more than bus drivers tbh
      Naughtgate 30 jun 2019
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    • Why did I NOT KNOW THIS MAN WAS IN MY CITY
      cassafrass0226 30 jun 2019
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    • I live in St. Louis, I want to know what shop
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