Everyone: Buff dog isn't real, he can't hurt you
Buff Dog:
He's just standing there... ME
NACINGLY
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
Everyone: Buff dog isn't real, he can't hurt you Buff Dog: He's just standing there... ME NACINGLY
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
The perfect cosplay doesn't exis..
Tostito_Memes Tostito_Memes
13 mar
The perfect cosplay doesn't exis..
Th''s Glock Finna Give You A Clue
shitmemesfordays shitmemesfordays
22 jan 2021
Th''s Glock Finna Give You A Clue
WT? fun fact #4
Ice Cream, Macaroni and Cheese, French Fries, and
Champagne were all popularized in or introduced to
America by President Thomas Jefferson
PresidentChecker PresidentChecker
14 dec 2020
WT? fun fact #4 Ice Cream, Macaroni and Cheese, French Fries, and Champagne were all popularized in or introduced to America by President Thomas Jefferson
My Dad and Me: [giggling]
My Mom: What are you two up to?
My Dad and Me: ...nothing.
Also My Dad and Me:
ah Funny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
15 jan 2021
My Dad and Me: [giggling] My Mom: What are you two up to? My Dad and Me: ...nothing. Also My Dad and Me: ah Funny
Be Strong!
Stronger than yesterday!
What this
cosmicMrlinkster cosmicMrlinkster
27 jan 2021
Be Strong! Stronger than yesterday! What this
You're in your house and you hear a door slam, you turn around and see him... wyd?
Da Gif Gawd
Ask him what bills he pay to be slamming doors in my fuckin house
LilEvil333 LilEvil333
3 jun
You're in your house and you hear a door slam, you turn around and see him... wyd? Da Gif Gawd Ask him what bills he pay to be slamming doors in my fuckin house
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message:
"This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
JAVCT JAVCT
30 sep 2020
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message: "This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
starry_animals_birb starry_animals_birb
26 sep 2020
idk what happens to my voice when see a cute dog
Nobody:
The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
beastboyXPV beastboyXPV
24 sep 2020
Nobody: The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing
AX
I'm limited by the technology of my time.
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
15 mar
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing AX I'm limited by the technology of my time.
SS
They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris
Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
DoctorPines DoctorPines
25 sep 2020
SS They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this
short obstacle course for me
1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid:
Lay
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
5 dec 2020
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this short obstacle course for me 1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid: Lay
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
Dirty Dirty
28d
Arnold Schwarzenegger I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
Me re-creating an argument I had 5 hours ago with new and valid points
Bobcherry1 Bobcherry1
17 jun
Me re-creating an argument I had 5 hours ago with new and valid points
BIG TITS MATTER
" ~
hooligandem1985
6 jan 2021
BIG TITS MATTER " ~