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    • I lie and they hate me, I tell the truth, they hate me, I stop talking and they’re offended. Guess I’ll die.
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    • Lost a friend because I was honest with them about a scenario they were having in which I thought they were wrong. Meanwhile a true friend should be honest and not just “yes”their friends to death.
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    • "rat shit bat shit dirty old twat sixty nine assholes tied in a knot hooray lizard shit fuck"~george carlin
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    • George carlin is one of the if not the best comedian of all time
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    • And that's why George Carlin was one of the greats
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    • Rat shit bat shit dirty old twat, 69 assholes tie em in a knot, hooray, lizard shit, FUCK
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    • He wasn’t the hero we needed, but the hero we deserved. https://ifunny.co/fun/5arlZnmT6
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    • George Carlin was, and still is, a much better person than you.
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    • All time favorite comedian. George Carlin will be missed
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    • Gay people say that they are born gay= being gay makes it so u cannot reproduce without the help of science= being gay is a mental disorder and the effect is that u cannot reproduce
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    • Rat shit bat shit dirty old twat 69 assholes tied in a knot hooray lizard shit FUCK
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    • This man is a fucking legend and forever will be. He damn deserves it. RIP GC
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    • Rat shit bat shit dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hurray lizard shit. FUCK!
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    • George would’ve had a field day with the shit going on today.....Rest easy
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    • George Carlin was a great comedian.
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    • His comedy was always interesting because it wasn’t always jokes, he also would tell us stories and let us hear his ideas. I wonder what his take would have been on the world today?
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    • Shit, piss, fuck, right, cocksucker, mother fucker, and tits
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    • I love George Carlin, but I don’t want to know how many assholes this post has encouraged
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    • rat shit ! bat shit! dirty old old twat!
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    • George Carlin died too soon... but atleast we know that he's down there, screaming up at us.
      Telenn 4 apr
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    • I love George Carlin, I believe he's one of the greatest comedians of all time. That being said, I fucking hate posts like these; they remind me of a the Facebook wall of some guy going through a midlife crisis...
      Dylan_17 3 apr
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    • No disrespect to George Carlin, but this is the type of content middle aged people would post on Facebook. Still, this is true especially in this day and age
      Exotics 3 apr
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    • Rip George Carlin. He was ahead of his time
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    • In today's society, George Carlin would have been labeled a Nazi.
      timefly 3 apr
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    • George Carling great comedian. If say R.I.P but he had a skit called religion is bullshit soooo....
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    • What people fail to see is there's a difference between being a dick and telling the truth. And people use truth as an exuise to be dicks.
      Hasu 3 apr
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    • You should only speak the truth but the truth should not always be said
      Dylicous 3 apr
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    • You can be honest without being an asshole.
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    • George Carlin was a god among men
      Bright 3 apr
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    • Labeling your statements as "the truth" doesn't actually make them true.
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    • One of my favorite comedians.
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    • Look up his take on the Ten Commandments. Legendary genius
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    • George Carlin was a god to us when I was growing up. Legendary knowledge! Cutting through the bullshit! He could only get away with saying what he did in the day because he was a comedian and he imparted all this knowledge as part of his act. Genius
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    • I wish you were around to commentate about modern day America. Rest in peace, George.
      Arkstar 9 apr
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    • Rat shit bat shit dirty old twat
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    • In the other wise words of George Carlin: ‘Hooraaay, Lizard Shit, FUCK.’ What a man...
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    • George Carlin is one of the best comedians
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    • Rest in peace my dude, telling you the truth no matter how bad it hurt
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    • George Carlin is a legend
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    • Yeah no shit people don't like to be insulted, they like to hear about others flaws
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    • Some chick left me on read then sent a streak saying “smash or pass, be honest” and I was pretty tempted to say pass lol
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    • He’s my favorite comedian ever. Watch some of his older stand ups on YouTube, he told it like it was. There’s no way he’d be able to do the same material in today’s climate.
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    • George Carlin was a great and wise philosopher. Also, for all you conservatives, it's fairly well know that he's liberal.
      RedShirt 4 apr
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    • The only comedian I have ever seen who made me laugh at a rape joke.
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    • Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat, sixty nine assholes tied in a knot, horaaay, lizard shit FUCK. - George Carlin
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    • George Carlin was one of the greatest comedians of all time. He was the one who inspired Louis C.K.
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    • “Rat shit bat shit dirty old twat 69 assholes tied in a knot hooray lizard shit fuck” -George Carlin
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    • Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizard shit, FUCK. -George Carlin
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    • They call it The American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
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    • Man will for ever be a legend
      caoin17 4 apr
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    • Arguably one of the realest comedians the world had ever known
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    • George Carlin is still my favorite person
      Sievert 4 apr
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    • Piss, shit, fuck, right, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
      Dylan_17 3 apr
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    • “Why do people lie about hanging out? They should just say no and I won’t get hurt” *Tells person they just wanna sit home* “wow fuck you then, don’t wanna hang out with me”
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    • Isn’t he the guy that turned the 10 Commandments into 3 or was that somebody else?
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    • Rest in power angry old man
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    • Wtf man, this is iFunny, not iDeep
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    • Rat Shit, Bat Shit, Dirty Old Twat
      Grenigga 3 apr
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    • All I gotta say is being honest makes you an asshole but being an asshole doesn't make you honest
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    • He probably in hell screaming up at us. Lol before y’all get mad it’s one of his jokes
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    • Not always, I'm a guy and I got this friend whos a girl. And shell be like, "hows my makeup?" And I'm usually like..."its terrible go fix it" and it IS bad lol, but she goes and fixes it and she appreciates my honesty cuz she knows I'm not just telling her what she wants to hear
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    • But the delivery of the truth is important as well
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    • He was a fucking best stand up comedian. He was like philosopher but funny.
      Akihiro 3 apr
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    • Fuck those fucking fuckers
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    • Thank you for highlighting the word asshole i would’ve never seen it
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    • 0/10 leftist would not recommend
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    • Exactly. Once you’re completely honest with them and they don’t like it, you turn into the villain.
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    • Girlfriend almost broke up with me for being honest
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    • Amen and God bless you George Carlin
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    • Does anyone else hear this being read in his voice?
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    • Be honest with me homies, is ifunny getting less funny?
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    • The thing about honesty is there is a right way to say something and a bad way to say something you can be honest without being a dick about it or be honest and be a dick about depends on which is more fun
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    • There's a difference between being honest and using honesty to be an asshole.
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    • “You're just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every day... The owners of this country know the truth... it's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it!”
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    • My favorite comedian. This man was taken to soon.
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    • George Carlin is a fuckin genius. Comedians are some of the greatest thinkers in the world, but the average person look at them like theyre just a clown put here to make them laugh.
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    • Wise man if he was still alive he would be president
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    • Its so hard to criticise my friends. Because even if its true, and for their benefit, they'll act as if i just said i hate them and i insulted their mother. Like dam, im sorry you're so shocked that you have flaws but wake the fuck up plz
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    • The truth hurts
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    • I miss him
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    • George Carlin has a way of explaining how modern society has turned the human race into complete garbage.
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    • I agree, I believe honesty is the best policy and have often been called a bitch when I only state the undeniable truth
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    • Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat
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    • Im fine with honesty unless a person is honest, but noticeably wrong. And not like "Tea is better than coffee" wrong, I mean "global warming is a myth" wrong.
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    • Carlin was a narcissistic asshole who certainly could not take what he dished out, guy was a hypocrite
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    • "if a fetus is a human being why doesn't the census count them? If a fetus is a human being why don't we have funerals for miscarriages? If a fetus is a human being why do we say we have 2 kids and 1 one the way instead of we have 3 kids?" -George Carlin
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    • If you’re looking for an amazing read I recommended “napalm and silly putty” it’s one of George Carlin’s books and it is wonderful
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    • And that’s why I am known as the cock of my school, because I don’t care what people think when I am 100% honest
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    • If you’ve never heard of this guy look up his comedy bits on YouTube you won’t regret it
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    • being brutally honest is my favorite thing
      kurtdawg 4 apr
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    • Rip George Carlin.
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