Everyday I think about future holding his baby like a can of Pepsi
Everyday I think about future holding his baby like a can of Pepsi
drinking the dababy potion at brenner gamez 624 views 2 weeks ago
Heffel Heffel
9 apr
drinking the dababy potion at brenner gamez 624 views 2 weeks ago
ats a cute outfit.
Did your husband give it to you?
AaronH522 AaronH522
26 sep 2020
ats a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
When re getting a package and
When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Tabby Tabby
20 sep 2020
When re getting a package and When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
I don't know if I should say hi to her, ask for an autograph, or report her to the museum.
Moneyluv Moneyluv
22 apr
I don't know if I should say hi to her, ask for an autograph, or report her to the museum.
Cat was not the impostor.
bender_bending bender_bending
21 sep 2020
Cat was not the impostor.
Me watching steam download the
Cyberpunk release update
with
kahoor kahoor
10 dec 2020
Me watching steam download the Cyberpunk release update with
My friend's cat got his head stuck in a vase, freaked
Out, broke the vase, and was left with this.
cragontatoes
some cat: does this
ancient egyption pharaoh: oh what a LOOK "starts wearing huge gold
collars*
Pothead.
saltywerewolfrebel
And here we see two types of people have commented on this post
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
26 sep 2020
My friend's cat got his head stuck in a vase, freaked Out, broke the vase, and was left with this. cragontatoes some cat: does this ancient egyption pharaoh: oh what a LOOK "starts wearing huge gold collars* Pothead. saltywerewolfrebel And here we see two types of people have commented on this post
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but
they broadcast it on BBC
DoctorRockso DoctorRockso
22 jan 2021
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but they broadcast it on BBC
Me: *Goes to a family dinner*
Some woman I've never seen in my life:
"I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Me: *Goes to a family dinner* Some woman I've never seen in my life: "I cleaned your ass when you were little"
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This is "Longcat" from the internet memes. I actually looked up this kitty just a few days ago and was happy to find that the kitty was amazingly still alive & 17 years old. However, it seems that this long cat has passed away today.
Let's remember the sweet-kitty fondly.
RAOREA-< @BA @miyabi_2222
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Papi_Satan_UwU Papi_Satan_UwU
20 sep 2020
Thread This is "Longcat" from the internet memes. I actually looked up this kitty just a few days ago and was happy to find that the kitty was amazingly still alive & 17 years old. However, it seems that this long cat has passed away today. Let's remember the sweet-kitty fondly. RAOREA-< @BA @miyabi_2222 #DUFEA Show this thread Tweet your reply
When a single mom invites you to be a part of her life...
Da_Tapatio_Man Da_Tapatio_Man
17 mar
When a single mom invites you to be a part of her life...
My Dad and Me: [giggling]
My Mom: What are you two up to?
My Dad and Me: ...nothing.
Also My Dad and Me:
ah Funny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
15 jan 2021
My Dad and Me: [giggling] My Mom: What are you two up to? My Dad and Me: ...nothing. Also My Dad and Me: ah Funny
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?"
Mom:
VenomRick VenomRick
3 jan 2021
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?" Mom:
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit
GoofyGo0gle GoofyGo0gle
25 sep 2020
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit
me in my car outside gamestop waiting for the employee that looks like my dead brother to start his shift
ChromosomieHomie ChromosomieHomie
3 oct 2020
me in my car outside gamestop waiting for the employee that looks like my dead brother to start his shift
this looks like a commercial for
anxiety medication
this looks like a commercial for anxiety medication
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate"
Me 10 minutes later:
Amo_ose Amo_ose
22 apr
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate" Me 10 minutes later: