Everyday I think about future holding his baby like a can of Pepsi
Everyday I think about future holding his baby like a can of Pepsi
Me- gets naked
Her- glares
Mes
He'll grow
SweetTooth585 SweetTooth585
25 may
Me- gets naked Her- glares Mes He'll grow
"Let's take another one, I don't like this picture"
AFloridian AFloridian
9 feb
"Let's take another one, I don't like this picture"
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass
car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song
made with mematic
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song made with mematic
WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR KIDS WAKE UP IN THE MORNING...
IT BEGINS
lauren_mechengineer lauren_mechengineer
13 oct 2020
WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR KIDS WAKE UP IN THE MORNING... IT BEGINS
BRO YOU DON'T HAVE A DARK HUMOR
YOU LITERALLY JUST SHOWED MME A VIDEO OF A DUDE GETTING DECAPITATED AND YOU LAUGHED
BRO YOU DON'T HAVE A DARK HUMOR YOU LITERALLY JUST SHOWED MME A VIDEO OF A DUDE GETTING DECAPITATED AND YOU LAUGHED
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
Markmarkmark
13 dec 2020
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
lumberjack128 lumberjack128
19 jan 2021
need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom's bread machine for some reason.
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom's bread machine for some reason.
the-real
bigdumbcutefac
mother cow looking after hi
dumbass those are dalmatians
the-real bigdumbcutefac mother cow looking after hi dumbass those are dalmatians
When set an alarm for and it says
1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
When set an alarm for and it says 1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket"
Me in 2020:
So that was a fucking fie~
gezin gezin
5 oct 2020
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket" Me in 2020: So that was a fucking fie~
Nash1269 Nash1269
25 sep 2020
© Based on: slav.kev
TikTok _@petermahoney301 my bro asked for the travis scott burger but they gave him the juice wrid burger instead
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you
My Brain:
BrinaDragon BrinaDragon
26 sep 2020
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you My Brain:
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight.
RE
mA
iScare iScare
23 sep 2020
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight. RE mA
Krillin, may I ask what you're planning to do with that android?
OG_MilkMan OG_MilkMan
25 sep 2020
Krillin, may I ask what you're planning to do with that android?
HOW MUCH AMMO,D0 YOU HAVE?
VE LEARNED HOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION,
I UNCOMFORTABLE.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
9 sep 2020
HOW MUCH AMMO,D0 YOU HAVE? VE LEARNED HOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION, I UNCOMFORTABLE.
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard
DO
eyes eyes
27 sep 2020
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard DO
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"