No one:
Absolutely no one:
Single moms on a first date:
No one: Absolutely no one: Single moms on a first date:
When you start to take a piss but
there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
When you start to take a piss but there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right?
Texas power companies:
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right? Texas power companies:
ALL FOOD MUST GO
TO THE LAB FOR TESTING
Trilose
14 apr
ALL FOOD MUST GO TO THE LAB FOR TESTING
Mr. President
John F. Kennedy:
Dastan Dastan
5 oct 2020
Mr. President John F. Kennedy:
Here's my painting i've been working on for a few days now. Too bad no one cares
. : The,
Just_A_Girl_With_A_Brush
24 sep 2020
Here's my painting i've been working on for a few days now. Too bad no one cares . : The,
davyboy13 davyboy13
23 sep 2020
TikTok @blakgunderson Nobody: Me escaping the principal: il I
Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
Tabby Tabby
5 dec 2020
Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
Her: Do you have protection?
PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS
Ge cONDOMS
WENAININ ,
YC MAGNUM DONG FOR YOUR MAGNL MM DC
Her: Do you have protection? PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS Ge cONDOMS WENAININ , YC MAGNUM DONG FOR YOUR MAGNL MM DC
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
CreamyComb CreamyComb
26 jan
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
20 YEARS FROM NOW. KIDS ARE GOING TO REALIZE
THEIR QUARANTINE HAIRCUTS WERE DONE BALL HAIR, CLIPPERS
Ru5ty Ru5ty
24 nov 2020
20 YEARS FROM NOW. KIDS ARE GOING TO REALIZE THEIR QUARANTINE HAIRCUTS WERE DONE BALL HAIR, CLIPPERS
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
either_the_one either_the_one
3 oct 2020
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
They say you are what you eat... but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure
noonay109 noonay109
25 may
They say you are what you eat... but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure
After spending 6 straight days with her and you tell her you're going to chill with
the homies for an hour
After spending 6 straight days with her and you tell her you're going to chill with the homies for an hour
worksforwhiskey:
No don't know anything about that
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
worksforwhiskey: No don't know anything about that
1. Iron Stare
2. Private America
3. Thur
4. The Help
5. House Spider
6. Steak Fries
cuntwithspunk cuntwithspunk
24 feb
1. Iron Stare 2. Private America 3. Thur 4. The Help 5. House Spider 6. Steak Fries
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat."
thesixpennybook
#did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
20 sep 2020
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat." thesixpennybook #did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!? now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time. human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
Pov: you see me walk in Dollar
General after that stimmy hits.
EN
B4UShout B4UShout
16 mar
Pov: you see me walk in Dollar General after that stimmy hits. EN