Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
La_Chula La_Chula
25 oct 2020
Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
How I sleep knowing my world views offend people
@lordpetty.
BoyGenius BoyGenius
1 dec 2020
How I sleep knowing my world views offend people @lordpetty.
james
there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
DrPepperOffical DrPepperOffical
20 sep 2020
james there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
When you open your car door on a hot day and
Satan's heat wave hits you
ravenriverwind ravenriverwind
5 nov 2020
When you open your car door on a hot day and Satan's heat wave hits you
We are Disney.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.
Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead!
Sulu, get us out of here!
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
27 sep 2020
We are Disney. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead! Sulu, get us out of here!
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question"
Kid: *answers it correctly*
'n
The teacher:
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question" Kid: *answers it correctly* 'n The teacher:
New York Post 17 hrs
ARIZONA
Atta boy! Arizona police dog sniffs out stash of meth in car
shares
queenfox18 queenfox18
23 sep 2020
New York Post 17 hrs ARIZONA Atta boy! Arizona police dog sniffs out stash of meth in car shares
why does your box say /police?
thatbluebox:
#little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
why does your box say /police? thatbluebox: #little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
Dads watching your ass get beat by your
Mom for something they said was okay
kayla1323 kayla1323
27 jan
Dads watching your ass get beat by your Mom for something they said was okay
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US
WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
melkor106 melkor106
23 sep 2020
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but
they broadcast it on BBC
DoctorRockso DoctorRockso
22 jan 2021
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but they broadcast it on BBC
Forgetting something?
if
pungent_yeetdrive_2 pungent_yeetdrive_2
16 dec 2020
Forgetting something? if
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
is
that written?
In the name
CAT food
rabinator rabinator
25 sep 2020
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food is that written? In the name CAT food
Women commenting on each other's instagram photos, like...
totally ' your skin and wear it tofmyibirihday It's coming
SpareParts SpareParts
4 nov 2020
Women commenting on each other's instagram photos, like... totally ' your skin and wear it tofmyibirihday It's coming
trashyqueen_
@ Gordon Ramsay @ @GordonRa...
After 3 baftas and one Emmy... finally we have won an Oscar, please welcome Oscar James
Ramsay, who touched down at today for some lunch ! Xxx
nova
raw isnt so bad now is it mr ramsay
trashyqueen_ @ Gordon Ramsay @ @GordonRa... After 3 baftas and one Emmy... finally we have won an Oscar, please welcome Oscar James Ramsay, who touched down at today for some lunch ! Xxx nova raw isnt so bad now is it mr ramsay
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?"
tween mom's legs?"
The father answers," Paradise."
The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
total_insertrave total_insertrave
17 jun
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?" tween mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."