• Evening Routine
Don't look up at the mirror.
You know how that always goes. They look up at the mirror and it's right there behind
them. Just stare down and turn the sink handle, Reach over for the towel. No, whate
you just felt isn't there, bring your hand back, you don't need to dry them anyway, you're
{going to bed. Keep your head down, keep your hair over your face like a visor, look at your
feet when you turn around. Now pull open the door, don't look ahead down the hall, of
course it'll be standing right there watching you, just keep looking down, act like you're
half awake, maybe you can fool it. Turn left and go straight ahead, don't look down the left
or right halls as you reach your door, don't even indulge your peripheral vision, just get
there. Go to your computer and turn off the screen, you know exactly where the switch is,
don't look at what's flashing on the screen, you know that whatever is on there isn't what
you left it on. Just kneel and hold the power button, should only take five seconds or so.
Come on. Now turn and walk to your dresser just like before. No, don't look its feet, look at
yours, keep looking down and walking. Don't walk too slow, don't walk too fast. Pull off
your shirt. Don't take forever getting the thing off, do it quickly, same with your pants.
Careful, don't trip yourself. Open the drawer, and just put them both in, who cares if it's
just the one for shirts, don't look at what else is in thero, just close it. Some of the shirt got
'caught at the top, open it again, shove it in, close it. Ok, now turn again, look down. Don't
stand too close to the bottom of the bed, don't let it grab your ankles, just get on the bed.
Now, move the pillows and lie on your side with your back to the wall, Keep your eyes.
closed, ignore the freezing wall. Grip the covers from the inside tightly, in case it tries to
pull them off. Keep your eyes shut.
Don't listen to it.
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