EVEN IF YOU
HAVE TO WARN
PEOPLE TO GET OUT
OF THE WAY FIRST!
kmdrzik74_2016 kmdrzik74_2016
5 apr 2020
EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO WARN PEOPLE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY FIRST!
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
SALAD?
THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
SALAD? THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
Single mother dressed as dad so her son wouldn't miss "Donuts with dad" day at school
casual_browser69 casual_browser69
24 sep 2020
Single mother dressed as dad so her son wouldn't miss "Donuts with dad" day at school
Dog people
Cat people
Bird
its_ya_boi_Cheems its_ya_boi_Cheems
22 sep 2020
Dog people Cat people Bird
When you start to take a piss but
there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
When you start to take a piss but there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
lie,
feio
NA
IN
EN
PorkSword PorkSword
29 sep 2020
lie, feio NA IN EN
Padme: *gets outfit's midriff torn out by giant murder cat on Geonosis*
Anakin's pee pee :
ES
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
20 sep 2020
Padme: *gets outfit's midriff torn out by giant murder cat on Geonosis* Anakin's pee pee : ES THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities
The kid with the gambling issues:
The_Fortunate_Son The_Fortunate_Son
24 nov 2020
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities The kid with the gambling issues:
Any lastwords?
Hew's your sister?
TheSadWhiteCrayon
25 sep 2020
Any lastwords? Hew's your sister?
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
Aj1604 Aj1604
10 feb
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
SOUS ONE?
OR DOES IT LIKE DOGS HAVE?)
INES
Acme11111 Acme11111
21 sep 2020
SOUS ONE? OR DOES IT LIKE DOGS HAVE?) INES
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
Some things are worth getting hurt for.
Ry
blue_memezxoxob7ue blue_memezxoxob7ue
27 oct 2020
Some things are worth getting hurt for. Ry
When you laugh at the kids going back to school but realize you gotta work everyday for the rest of your life
Kodiak2A Kodiak2A
15 mar
When you laugh at the kids going back to school but realize you gotta work everyday for the rest of your life
Absolutely nobody:
nerrible
memory
(Me
Si-.,
Absolutely nobody: nerrible memory (Me Si-.,
A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.
JAVCT JAVCT
25 sep 2020
A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom
@TwunkTheTwink
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom @TwunkTheTwink
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Calf Calf
15 apr
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back
As youtcan see, I am dead
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 nov 2020
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back As youtcan see, I am dead