• (Es) vodkaandstringcheese
Dear people who type
in all lowercase,
We are the difference
between helping your
Uncle Jack off a horse
and helping your uncle
jack off a horse.
Sincerely,
eo Letters.
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    • What about punctuation?
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    • Damn fuck my nigga the comma
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    • better than those “all uppercase” nutjobs on tumblr
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    • Use my boy da comma
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    • PorkSword 30 jun
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    • I'm helping my uncle jack get off the horse. Now stop being a dick.
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    • damn i really don’t care
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    • Literally what commas are for
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    • Helping your uncle, jack, off a horse
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    • False, punctuation my guy. Punctuation is the difference between helping your uncle jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. The internet types in all lower case because the internet is a special case where we need the emotional information to be preserved.
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    • helping your uncle, jack, off a horse
      grouchy 1 jul
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    • Technically, in the lowercase example, you’d still need to hyphenate jack-off.
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    • I helped Uncle Jack *comma* jack off a horse
      thagabe 30 jun
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    • TUMBLR USER: "IM HELPING MY UNCLE JACK OFF A HORSE"
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    • “im helping my uncle jack climb off a horse”
      Fikfofo 30 jun
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    • i refuse to have auto caps on, if i need to capitalize something, i’ll do it manually god damnit
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    • Dear people who don't use punctuation, we are the difference between let's eat grandma and let's eat, grandma. Sincerely, commas
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    • Commas help to my guy
      Xile523 30 jun
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    • You still need punctuation dipshit.
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    • I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.
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    • You might think I’m joking but I actually helped my uncle jack off his horse once, it was fun
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    • Everybody talking bout commas when a comma goes nowhere in that sentence. Y’all try to be so smart but y’all really dumb as shit
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    • CAN’T RELATE
      mela 30 jun
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    • Who says I don't jack off horses with my uncle?
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    • Not really a comma works better. This way it still looks like you are helping you uncle jack off a horse
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    • All I see is someone aggressively Jacking off a horse with capital letters, how about helping your uncle Jack, off a horse.
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    • Imagine being such a sheep and sycophant you try and correct other people. Your not worth spell check, grow up you piece of shit
      Doctor_O 2 jul
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    • or you could just help your uncle, jack, off a horse and not use capital letters, but i don’t know why it’s an issue; are there actually people who refuse to use capital letters besides me in this comment?
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    • Sorry Is This Better
      uuck 1 jul
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    • Commas are important. For example: Let’s eat, grandma or let’s eat grandma
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    • Actually it’s commas but this person is retarded
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    • Punctuation is irrelevant here, y’all are fucking retarded.
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    • ...Or just put "of" after off. But that's not the point, huh? Let's sexualize everything.
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    • You could also use commas to have it say in lowercase “help your uncle, jack, off a horse”
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    • Commas? Also you always capitalize a proper noun. So the proper statement would probably be: I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse
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    • To people who type in all Caps: TYPE LOUDER WE CAN’T HEAR YOU
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    • Everyone here saying you need a comma but you’d only put a comma if the person only had one uncle since you only use commas in that situation if the person they’re referring to is already known
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    • Then You Have People Who Go The Extra Mile To Type Like This
      SAMHELL 30 jun
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    • Ya it really needed a comma my dude
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    • Yeah also commas help
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    • Ok Karin
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    • mmm horse cock
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    • If you just add "of" after "off"
      Wildwy5 2 jul
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    • or just uppercase proper nouns
      Ferox_M 2 jul
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    • helping my uncle jack off of a horse. simple easy and more understandable.
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    • Just type
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    • Actually, upper lower case in that sence doesnt matter because you forgot a fucking comma somewhere
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    • What about a fucking comma?
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    • ;-; um ok
      soggyoreo 30 jun
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    • change a to his and it’s fine
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    • Is it too much to ask for both?
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    • Why not both?
      BlameGame 30 jun
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    • And commas. You know. Those are important too
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    • “fuck you” - e.e. cummings
      Acme11111 30 jun
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    • or just say it differently or idk the context of whats being said could help or i just don't care
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    • Actually commas are the difference not caps
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    • correct I am trying to help my uncle jack jack off a horse.
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    • Helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
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    • or just add the word “get” in there like a normal person, uppity bitches.
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    • How do people not have the auto captials at the beginning of the sentence either
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    • No, that’s the difference in both punctuation and capitalization. Use commas
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    • *helping uncle jack jack off and cum all over that horse pussy.
      Thinmints 30 jun
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    • How about if you help your uncle, Jack, off a horse
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    • how about you stop being weird and realize that you can still read my messages either way?
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    • I help my uncle jack off a horse.
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    • What about nitwits who type in all CAPS? 🤬
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    • People who type in all lowercase really think they’re doing something
      sainttaco 30 jun
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    • i have the setting to capitalize the first letter off, just to piss people off :}
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    • Uncle should not be capitalized here
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    • Actually im German, every noun is capitalized.
      Pitri 30 jun
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    • Its called typing on a computer
      Vaciolol 30 jun
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    • It’s about commas not capitals
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    • stop me then
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    • helping my uncle jack, off the horse
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    • I read that the same way , you need punctuation smartass
      Xavier00 2 jul
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    • Capitalization does nothing for that statement, all you've done is help uncle jack off a horse before you both beat the horse's schmeat
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    • No, you're thinking punctuation.
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    • When I see people type in exclusively lower case letter I automatically assume they are either lazy, or stupid.
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    • punctuation solves that
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    • Pretty sure uncle is not a proper noun
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    • Hey guys for every like I get I'll do 5 push ups
      GoatChild 30 jun
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    • Commas work just as well. Fuck your uppity upper case.
      InC0gn1t0 30 jun
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    • cool, dont care
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    • Dear people that don’t use proper grammar, Of
      oofmiser 30 jun
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    • don't tell me what to do
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    • actually commas could fix that problem so stfu
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    • i hate when people only ever type in lower case
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    • AND THEN THERES PEOPLE WHO DO THIS BECAUSE THEY THINK THERE’RE SO FUNNY
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    • Also punctuation
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    • Ew Instagram screenshot
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    • Helping my uncle, jerk, off a horse.
      Trilands 3 jul
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    • No, that’s this little fellas help-> ,
      Ryan5396 3 jul
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    • “It’s my aesthetic to write in all lower case”
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    • I’m just trying to help my uncle jack off, I ain’t some furry perv
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    • Helping your uncle jack, off a horse
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    • What if I “help my Uncle jack off a horse”
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    • No, fucking use commas
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    • This has to be up near the top on the "Most refeatured memes of all time" list
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