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    • I mean, you make the market you gotta expect people to be fat asses and eat a bunch of food, like c'mon.
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    • Crab is next to hotwings and Pringles as foods that as long as there is an infinite supply, I will never get full.
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    • When I worked at red lobster, everytime there was endless shrimps a family of 5 where the mean weight was probably 350lbs came in and they sat there at least half my shift eating nonstop
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    • My gramps went to an all you can eat crab thing with his friends. They ate so much that the manager tried to cut them off and asked them too leave, they refused to leave saying the meal was all you can eat and they weren't done yet. Theh eventually let them finish eating but banned them
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    • Bruh, its fucking crab. What did they expect?
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    • Don’t underestimate the will and determination of low class citizens.
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    • My grandpa was banned from an all you can eat buffet
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    • Me with endless shrimp there. Idk if it’s intentional or not but after enough shrimp the wait time gets exponentially larger. I recommend trying it if you like shrimp. Just make sure to at least try every option and then you can go with your favorites until you’re full or you decide you don’t want
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    • I went during an all you can eat shrimp promotion, they would take almost 15 minutes between little plates of shrimp. I knew they were doing it purposefully because I was watching the manager signal them. I have not gone back since, we were there almost 2 hours and it was my friends birthday.
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    • We had a steak restaurant here in Fargo ND. All you can eat 8oz steak, $20 all you can eat, and people were just stuffing them in Ziploc bags in their purses and fanny packs, and eating a shit load of steak. They went under and closed after a couple years.
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    • I once at 120 shrimp there for my birthday.
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    • I ate at red lobster for my birthday and there was a wait it it wasn't that long. We finally get seated and we get done ordering. Our waiter came back with the biscuits, left to go back to the kitchen, 2 seconds later he comes back and says "so the place is on fire" and escorts us outside where 1/2
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    • I fucking love seafood. If I didn’t have to pay so fucking much I could eat the whole menu atleast twice
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    • Most people dont know how to eat crab so theyd order more to get the "easy meat"
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    • Had all-you-can-eat crab in Ketchikan Alaska. That shit was way better than Red Lobster mess.
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    • I remember that I had 15 sets of crab legs that day
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    • I ate 38 full at the giant crab at myrtle, ama
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    • There probly like”well they will probly eat 5-6 legs tops” then fatty brad comes thru and bring his friends and tells there families about it and before you know it deal is over. Also my girlfriend’s friend April ones eat a stick of butter while drunk so she was probly there too. God damn fat$$.
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    • Red Lobster is the Denny's of seafood
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    • Lol they gave us three free lobsters last week cause they messed up our order:)
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    • My uncle got kicked out of a Chinese buffet because he ate so much.
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    • Executives: you can’t eat that much crab. customers: you underestimate my power!
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    • That would’ve worked well in any country other than the United States
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    • Tis no man
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    • I feel like I end up with more crab shell than I do meat. If I ate just crab I think it would take a few before I fill up. So I believe this post, fake or real. I'm to lazy to look it up. And so are you reader.
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    • Fuck a crustacean that shit nasty
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    • That was good month for me.
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    • I remember taking advantage of that one
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    • They offered the challenge. They are the fools for underestimating my appetite for crab.
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    • Ah yes that is why I am not paid as much as I used to. I hate it.
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    • Crab is probably my favorite food on the planet. So yeah I probably contributed to that
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    • Red Lobster CEO: Lol, we have so much fucking crab. Put out an ad for endless crab to attract customers. Secretary: What if they exhaust our reserves? Red Lobster CEO: HA! I doubt they can eat THAT much crab. The general public: https://ifunny.co/fun/yFjBTAqa7
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    • I had crab once. Most infuriating thing to eat (at least if you’re not using the tool thingies). You gotta crack and pry, and try not to cut yourself. White meat gets flung across the table. Your only reward is a few sinews of meat which you can barely taste.
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    • Well duh... you know how expensive that shit is? They probably ended up getting people who either never go, or go a few times a year at most, and they ate as much as they humanly could.
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    • Yeah my family got kicked out of a endless Chinese buffet cuz my dad ate to many of there crab legs
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    • My father and some friends were eating at an all you can eat buffet once and one of them, a really skinny guy ate a ton. The Asian guy who owned the place said “the sign says all you can eat, not eat all”
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    • Never underestimate American people
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    • C R A B
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    • does that sound like a man that had all you can eat ?
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    • Is Red Lobster a good restaurant or is it more like a McDonalds or Burger King
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    • good, now the people love you
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    • As big as crabs can be, there is not actually that much meat you would think there is
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    • I remember that we ended up eating like 600$ in crab it was amazing i was there with my family for almost 3 hours just going to town on it
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    • I was escorted out of an all-you-can-eat buffet because I wouldn't stop eating
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    • I used to work at Olive garden and heard horror stories about people with the unlimited pasta pass eating almost all of the pasta on hand. It may have been a group effort tho because theres a LOT of pasta on hand
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    • I've personally eaten six crabs in one sitting. So I can imagine how much people would eat
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    • I don't think I've ever had just crab. is it good? Not a huge fan of sea food. I've had it in like a salad or something
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    • Not funny. Self promo.
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    • People are lame.
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    • Maryland has the best change my mind
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    • I'm a little pissed I missed that because I fucking love crab
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    • That’s such a ghetto thing to do
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    • I worked during last season's endless shrimp as the only dishwasher. I'd have to stop washing dishes and hop on the frier it got so busy, then on the last day of it, my car got stolen and wasn't seen until it was found destroyed.
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    • Only place you get endless sea food is expensive as fuck. Place is Va beach “captain George’s seafood buffet” 50$ a person. It’s worth it and the most American place I’ve been too. Nothing but fat people and is so crowded
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    • Those promotions only work with stuff thats cheap and filling like the breadsticks
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    • I became allergic to crab because of that promo. (Previously my favorite food) At 23 yeats old I ate 4 pounds of crab in one sitting, an hour later I was in the ER with hives and a throat that was about 90%closed.
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    • Worked at Red Lobster for a couple years. Just a heads up, Nothing and I mean NOTHING is fresh there except the lobsters in the tank. And they get all their Frozen seafood cheap AF. If you really want to impress your date, go to the grocery store and cook it yourself. Shrimp & lobster are easy.
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    • I did the same thing with shrimp
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    • Thats around 500,000 lbs of crab 🦀
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    • Apparently they've never seen people and the crab legs line at chinese buffets.
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    • My grandpa was banned from an all you can eat buffet
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    • Me with wings at hooters
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    • "Why did they kick us out? They said it was all you can eat." "Richard, you ate a chair."
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    • Time for Crab
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    • Crab... 🤤
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    • Anytime i try a buffet or something I’m always disappointed at how little I can eat
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    • In America never say anything is endless with food
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    • Crab is the hot wing of the ocean
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    • I once new a man that could put buffets out of business. He's dead now
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    • I can easily down two pounds of crab, a pound of shrimp and a pound of sausage and potatoes. Don’t temp me with all you can eat crab.
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    • I know it’s a seafood place but Red Lobster makes some fine ass steak
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    • Crabs hardly have the SCHMEAT
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    • One time me and my dad went to red lobster for endless shrimp and they were right about to ask us to leave when we got full, yes I was a fat kid leave me alone
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    • My parents told me about this. They said it was the best deal they ever had.
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    • JOHN FUCKING PINETTE
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    • Red lobster is terrible seafood. Non of it is fresh
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    • Snow crab legs are bomb diggity but they just don't fill you up, I'm 120lbs and I ate 22 clusters at an all you can eat
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    • Went to red lobster with the fam to celebrate gramps retirement and moving to Texas. We all got endless shrimp. Old man had probably eaten 12 plates of shrimp scampi like a champ. Two weeks later he had a heart attack in Tennessee on one of his trips taking his stuff down to Texas.
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    • A couple of my cousins and one of my uncles got kicked out of red lobster for eating all their shrimp
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    • I remember this. Me, my dad, and my brother spent like 4 hours. My mom went shopping while we finished. A week later the promotion suddenly ended never to be seen again.
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    • People will do anything to save money. Can you blame them?
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    • I respect then tho. They still honored the promotion until its scheduled end date.
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    • Shit I want endless crab. Crabs are really good.
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    • longest ive gone was 4 hours at an all you can eat korean bbq with 4 friends
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    • If I’m paying 18$ for fucking sea spiders you can bet I’m eating 483 dollars worth
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    • Anyone ever been to a Captain George's? Its a seafood buffet. Fuckin lit.
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    • Bro its fucking crab that shits good af
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    • Those specials at red lobster bring in the worst kind of people
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    • I must partake in the e n d l e s s c r u a t a c e o n
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    • My dad had a friend who ate out an entire buffet one night, because it was all you could eat. They ran out of food and begged him to stop, but he didn't. Eventually they just gave him back his money and kicked him out.
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    • Merica
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    • $3 million is pocket change for a large food chain
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    • My mother actually got kicked out of a bar that was doing “endless crab legs” and they no longer had specials like that
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    • Why is one of those guys saluting H!tler
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    • I make myself sick every time I visit Golden Corral. I paid for unlimited, so I'm gonna eat as close to unlimited as I can
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    • I worked for red Lobster during endless shrimp promo. I’ve seen people eat until then vomit in the dining room. Endless crab is a terrible idea. I have been to crab buffets and easily polished off several lbs without trying to stuff myself.
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