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MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST
STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I'M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS
#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice
can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into
people's water bottles#but one of them didn't float#so then she lit a
match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that's how we
found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x
"So to demonstrate how pumice floats, I'm gonna drop it into
some of your bottles
don't worry, it's non toxic."
Goes around, dropping pumice into bottles: Splish, Splish, Splish, clink.