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    • Go 56 in a 55 mph zone
      Davo10 5 aug
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    • Take the “DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW” tag off my mattress
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    • If you kidnap during the purge, does it become a crime when you don't release them the next day?
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    • Sign up on disney without my parents permission
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    • Stealing the Declaration of Independence with Nichols Cage
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    • I’m going to Walmart and taking ALL the transformers
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    • Committing war crimes against the people of Indiana
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    • Taking all the drugs at once, becoming a super hero
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    • Tax fraud
      FadedInk 5 aug
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    • File my taxes and lie a whole bunch
      Aech 5 aug
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    • Probably just stab some kids, idk.
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    • Honestly.. just drive real fast, and steal some sweet tea
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    • I would say the n-word
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    • Going to Disney.com without my parents permission
      Chains 5 aug
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    • Handicapped parking at the liquor store and buying a bottle of wine
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    • Carrying an Ice Cream come in my back pocket while I’m in Alabama
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    • Tax fraud
      Cacaonut 5 aug
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    • Jaywalking.
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    • I’m pulling a big heist with some of my mates
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    • Pronouncing Arkansas wrong in Arkansas
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    • sexual assault should still be illegal tho
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    • Get games from gamestop, not crazy tho just stealing a few games and consoles and then burning all cases of The Last of Us 2.
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    • Have sex before marriage
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    • I'm honest to god curious how much blubby would happen and or be prevented. I've had women blatantly tell me that if blubby was legal there are some dudes they would gang up on. Who would resist, who would like the pleasant surprise, who would step in to actually stop and would they stay to stop it???
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    • Import a Japanese car and legally register it in California with an illegal smog exemption
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    • People who live on farms miles away from anyone:
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    • This is ifunny, not reddit. Get fucking lost
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    • I’m gonna look up porn because I’m 17
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    • Build a house that is not to code
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    • Stay up past my bedtime
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    • Take shittons of bulk food from costco and hand out prepackaged meals to homeless folks. Probably also steal some shit from Best Buy cause why not doe?
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    • This
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    • Steal weapons and sell them next purge.
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    • Start looting stores. Idgf I’ll straight turn on my protester mode 😤
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    • Tax fraud
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    • Burn down a peta building
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    • Punch some little kids in the face I guess
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    • Steal a super fast car then go as fast as I can on the highway while listening to Jesus built my hot rod
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    • I'm going straight to Walmart and I will steal all of the legos, nothing could stop me
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    • Log into the Disney app without my parents permission
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    • Everyone just files their taxes on that day, saying they owe $0. The following year, the government collapses due to a budget of $0.
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    • Finding the sex offender registry in my area and hunting down some ped*s
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    • Probably raiding the IRS (just joking, don’t come to my house and take me away)
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    • Going on Disney(dot)com without my parent's permission
      moxymomo 6 aug
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    • I would run for President. I fucking love this country but I can’t be prez cuz I wasn’t born here (in US). I would fix the every living shit outta this place
      5mbn 6 aug
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    • I would burn down the home of every non tipper in my pizza route. And believe me we all would!
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    • Rob banks, steal from military bases, steal the deeds to property I could develop
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    • Finding everyone who calls an Ar an assault rifle, and popping a cap in that ass.
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    • Gonna go make a tactical military team and start assasinating every democratic political candidate, and every corrupt political candidate while protecting the good ones.
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    • JBUG0617 5 aug
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    • Play legos at age 100
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    • So let’s say you kidnapped someone during the purge brought them home locked em up and kept em. Will you be arrested for keeping them or is the crime voided and now they’re yours?
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    • Stealing all of the heroin out of the police evidence lockers
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    • Tax fraud
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    • Jaywalking
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    • Saty up till 1am 😤
      Danny 5 aug
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    • Bruh imagine screenshotting your own reply on your own post
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    • Massive tax fraud
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    • Basic traffic violations
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    • I would definitely roller blade down the street naked, jerking off on hot chicks.
      kamsayn 6 aug
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    • im gonna drive to work. (I dont have a license)
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    • Break into McDonalds and fix their Ice cream Machine
      an_E_Pat 5 aug
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    • Insider trading
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    • Buying sodium nitrate for purposes
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    • Depending on the date, file taxes at $0 per year and steal at much cash as possible for the year.
      harri2rc 5 aug
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    • Getting bone marrow off the corpses in the streets and selling it
      I_NO_FUN 5 aug
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    • Commit tax fraud
      iiCosimo 5 aug
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    • Id pull all the tags off of mattresses
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    • Tax fraud, cuz fuck the government
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    • Tax evasion/ fraud
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    • lets all raid the whitehouse, they can't fire us all
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    • Blast Boom Boom Pow as loud as possible at night
      ODogX 5 aug
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    • Fucking some hot milfs in my local area
      Mmook 5 aug
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    • With both direction and magnitude. OH YEAH!!!!
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    • Becoming the next king
      Rxmedy 5 aug
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    • Removing Ohio
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    • Reddit moment
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    • raid YouTube headquarters.
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    • probably arson
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    • I'm going to every gas station and stealing the cheese machine, hot Cheetos, and all the knives
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    • Tax evasion
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    • Sexually assaulting Yoda at kfc
      Bodge 5 aug
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    • I’d download pirated movies and music
      NotLizzz 5 aug
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    • Raping your mom like I said I would on Xbox 360
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    • Take down pointless departments in the government and disperse the money back to tax payers.
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    • I feel like the purge would fail pretty damn quickly after everyone stays home and commits tax fraud. Who gives a fuck about murder when you can get 30% of your paycheck back. Sign me up for that Welfare too. Now the government’s paying me. Also it has collapsed because its basically socialist now
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    • Handle salmon suspiciously
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    • Sho0t Democrats
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    • Buy full auto weaponry
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    • Order things online even though I’m not 18
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    • Clogging people’s toilets with live raccoons.
      iceican 5 aug
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    • Find dead bodys. Harvest there organs. Sell them to hospitals the next day. Get there bones. Bone marrow is expensive.
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    • Destroying the bank
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    • If I auto sear during this would it be illegal afterwards or legal.
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    • Genocide
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    • Pissing in public
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