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    • I was there. Can confirm. Very motivational.
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      • Then he Gronk-Spiked the can into the river and called the English general a fag.
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          • “History began July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.” -Ronald Ulysses Swanson
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            • George "Chad" Washington
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              • Imagine crossing the delaware and George "the bro" washington is chugging a fucking keg
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                • The problem with this is that non-Americans who don’t know anything about America may very well believe this
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                    • George Washington jumping off the boat to go kill some red coats https://ifunny.co/fun/7XZXSrwT6
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                      • Hearing of this speech Samuel Adams then decided to start his own brew
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                        • (George Washington): "LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO" (Soldiers): "we...uhm...we are...sir. the river is freezing as we go." (Washington): "fuck the river!"
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                            • I live in Delaware and I can 100% say this is true we have a big statue of george Washington riding a horse will hitting a bong and shotguning a beer
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                              • All of the other speeches that were given weren’t very motivating
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                                • This implies George Washington shotgun the beer and then smashed it against his head screaming let's fucking go as they were going across the Delaware River history just got metal as fuck and redneck
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                                  • Would anyone like a video game where you play as George Washington and lead the Americans to victory in the revolutionary war, then achieve immortality and spend the rest of history kicking ass
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                                      • Source: Dude, trust me
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                                        • Youre telling me that other countries dont crush beer cans against their heads? Liars
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                                          • Source: “dude just trust me”
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                                            • King George is a bitch! *Hands beer bong to Jefferson* Ha! Benny looks so wasted.
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                                              • “Gentlemen, lets fuck these Hessians back to Deutschland!! (Chugs beer, and throws it in the Delaware river)
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                                                • On St. Patrick’s day in Savannah, Georgia people go downtown and get hammered at the parade. My friend saw a dude down a tall beer can in one go and then he crushed the can on his head.
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                                                      • Imagine being on the otherside of the river and seeing this
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                                                        • Wait do they not smash cans against their heads in other countries
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                                                              • Legend has it that he solo drank a thirty rack that night
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                                                                • The first full send in recorded history
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                                                                  • Then he drove his Dodge into battle at Lexington and Concord. Ol George was a master of the stickshift stunner
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                                                                    • God himself decended from heaven and gave the founding fathers of America an 11th commandment "thou shalt be radical af in all things."
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                                                                      • You missed the part where he said “fucking send it” after smashing a beer on his head at the first congress
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                                                                        • History started in 1776. Everything before is just a mistake
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                                                                            • As I an American, I approve this message.
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                                                                              • If he crushes two cans is that by sea or by land?
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                                                                                    • This is slightly false. Many think he screamed “Let’s Fucking Go,” but what he actually screamed “I’m here WITH MY BOYS” prior to smashing said beer fan against his head.
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                                                                                      • Bro if you think about it, what that dude did was fucking unthinkable
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                                                                                        • Hell yeah brother
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                                                                                          • Hope that "Let's fucking go" becomes a meme
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                                                                                                • Immediately after, he took a musket from one of his soldiers and shot in the direction of the British army, the musket ball shattered into hundreds of pieces and each piece hit a different red coat, crippling the armies' defense.
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                                                                                                  • Comic artists do your thing
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                                                                                                        • That ain’t it at all, Washington was wasted and decided the Germans needed some good Christmas fun with the Americans
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                                                                                                          • I accept this as truth
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                                                                                                            • As an American: how did letting muslims rape your women become a tradition, frenchmen?
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                                                                                                              • You really gonna fool this poor man huh... im in
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                                                                                                                • In The Percy Jackson world George Washington was a child of Athena and now I just can’t thinking of Athena looking done from Olympus at George Washington wondering were did I go wrong
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                                                                                                                  • I love American history
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                                                                                                                    • Post shit with some sort of history reference that could've been made up, nobody doubts it. Post something that could've happened that relates to today's society, " I'll tAkE ThAt dIdN't HaPpEn FoR $500 aLeX"
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                                                                                                                      • "smnashing"
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                                                                                                                        • Like if you think mayonnaise weird af
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                                                                                                                          • I can confirm this is true I was there very motivating
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                                                                                                                            • His middle name was Chad
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                                                                                                                              • You know with how lit America is I wouldn’t be surprised if our nations first president did some shit like this 😂😂
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                                                                                                                                • Source: dude just trust me
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                                                                                                                                  • “Smnashing”
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                                                                                                                                    • Chad Washingbeard more like it
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                                                                                                                                      • Boy do I love smnashing things
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                                                                                                                                          • Thus fuck thy British in thy asshole my fellow Americans
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                                                                                                                                            • Looked it up. It's a game called "Detonator" or "Shake Shake Bang Bang" supposedly originated from Gonzaga University
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                                                                                                                                              • I mean I’d honestly believe it
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                                                                                                                                                • Tbh if he did that to me I would motivated as FUCK
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                                                                                                                                                  • I’m American we had to learn about this last year in school
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                                                                                                                                                    • It was actually LETS FUCKING RAGE. Easy to spot someone who doesn’t drink.
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                                                                                                                                                      • On God?
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                                                                                                                                                        • Cause we aren't bitches
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                                                                                                                                                          • Too bad we didn’t give good old George a freezer, woke him up after nine eleven, gave him a musket and an infantry division and just let him loose finding bin laden
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                                                                                                                                                            • It helps that history started in 1776
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                                                                                                                                                              • I thought he charged into battle on the back of a giant balled eagle?
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                                                                                                                                                                • As an American, smashing a beer can against your head is not a tradition where I live
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Nothing like good old fashioned American History
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Just sharing history as it happened
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                                                                                                                                                                      • i’ve tried to crush little plastic cups on my forehead and long story short i had a red circle on my forehead for a while
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                                                                                                                                                                        • I weep everytime the teacher brings it up.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Well, redneck are hardasses when they want to be. I should know, I lived with a bunch of them and hated every second of it. They're like adult babies that are both the most polite and least polite motherfuckers you'll ever fucking meet.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • How long will it take triggered college students to protest George Washington statues? They're already getting Jefferson.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Congrats dude
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • In america you mean cause in world history alexander the great sure as hell didn’t take down the persians without bein like hey you’ll be rich
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • The world didnt exist before America
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Fuck yeah
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Smnashing? Nigga what?
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Considering the word "fuck" wasnt coined until the 19th century by an English king who was just a lazy prick and didn't feel like saying coitus, I'm gonna go with no.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Aye of course it’s all lies. It was me lads.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Its true i was the beer
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • When George Washington invented American he shotgunned a thirty rack
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • History started with america
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Don't know what smnashing is but ok
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Everyone looked at washington and said "that man is wild... I like it"
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