er: wow wnere Id
Him: wow where did he learn how to do that
CA
OnenoonSpiderMan OnenoonSpiderMan
17 mar
er: wow wnere Id Him: wow where did he learn how to do that CA
My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the
night and watching my significant other sleep peacefully away with his worthless nipples
pudariferous
21 sep 2020
My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the night and watching my significant other sleep peacefully away with his worthless nipples
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
G-dHatesChayim 296d
me_irl
"cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
tellewatt252 tellewatt252
24 sep 2020
G-dHatesChayim 296d me_irl "cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
Man Y'all Sleepin On The Girl From
Commercial
topdickhead topdickhead
20 nov 2020
Man Y'all Sleepin On The Girl From Commercial
I'm tired, boss.
Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other.
John Coffey
"The Green Mile"
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
7 jan 2021
I'm tired, boss. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. John Coffey "The Green Mile"
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area*
A random frog:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
1 dec 2020
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area* A random frog:
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do?
Me:
Tabby Tabby
26 mar
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do? Me:
ME AFTER HAVING STRESS DREAMS AND NO SLEEP
YET,I'M TOLD BY THE HOT COWORKER'I LOOK GOOD TODAY
onslaught99
12 sep 2020
ME AFTER HAVING STRESS DREAMS AND NO SLEEP YET,I'M TOLD BY THE HOT COWORKER'I LOOK GOOD TODAY
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house
My dog while our house is getting robbed:
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house My dog while our house is getting robbed:
noon noon
27 sep 2020
© Based on: dbzmode
dbamode When she text you "have a nice life..." likes she's done...Then you wake up to 8 paragraphs in the morning
Buckingham Palace Confirms
Prince Phillip Released From Morgue
In Good Health This Morning
macksowack macksowack
17 mar
Buckingham Palace Confirms Prince Phillip Released From Morgue In Good Health This Morning
A poem about my cat she a kitty
she itty-bitty
she very pretty
she step on titty
AFloridian AFloridian
23 sep 2020
A poem about my cat she a kitty she itty-bitty she very pretty she step on titty
When the CIA is sus
H44S H44S
22 jan 2021
When the CIA is sus
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
chappe chappe
23 sep 2020
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
please look at my cat's feet
setheverman
ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
frogclit frogclit
30 sep 2020
please look at my cat's feet setheverman ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
When you start to take a piss but
there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
When you start to take a piss but there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
"Can we listen to something besides
1700s Sea Shanties?"
lowgin_powerdrill lowgin_powerdrill
10 oct 2020
"Can we listen to something besides 1700s Sea Shanties?"
lock boy iF you yp. eed slop
of this
Bur ypu. just gestored
Yo oF me.
Yes. Trat's,
Shop being, ath of
Zeroic Zeroic
26 sep 2020
lock boy iF you yp. eed slop of this Bur ypu. just gestored Yo oF me. Yes. Trat's, Shop being, ath of