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    • My wife responded with "hey titless"
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    • Nah, I know girls who say suck my huge fat cock, regardless of the lack thereof
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    • But that spurs the question, may women greet men as "cock weilders?"
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    • No, because women in fact have underdeveloped very small dicks called clits
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    • Only if it’s cool for her to answer “yo titless” back
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    • That is an excellent question.
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    • Then can they say "hey dickful"?
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    • No simply because some girls constantly have dicks in them 😏
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    • I'm a woman and I think that would be absolutely hilarious to me
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    • The worst thing they can say is "but I do have a dick"
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    • “Yes it’s true. This girl has no dick.”
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    • In this society you might be surprised
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    • Nice censorship of the user🗿 absolutely phenomenal
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    • Nah, she's got like 7 in her drawer and 2 in her purse at any given time. Oh, and about 50 in her inbox.
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    • How do women expect to get someone pregnant if they don’t have a dick? That must really suck to not be able to have a kid
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    • My wife responded to hey kidless we have 3 kids together and immediately after she said she was joking
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    • I dont give a fuck i just generally dont want people to talk to me in the first place
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    • I wouldn’t say that when it’s Friday night and I’m getting pegged
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    • I mean, just be careful it's not a femboy
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    • It depends if this woman is a friend or a potential girlfriend
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    • Fuck around and find out. 🍆
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    • It’s not the dick between your legs that matters. It’s the dick in your heart.
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    • is the username censored? well yes but actually no
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    • Yea that would be fine
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    • As a woman, yes
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    • Yes
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    • It depends on the girl. You feel me? Sometimes its not applicable.
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    • Not unless you want to offend someone then get canceled because you you assumed their gender based off of their appearance and behavior
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    • Only if you know the person and have had this conversation. Otherwise, they’ll hear the insult: Hey Dick
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    • u/neatofbees122
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    • content not available more
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    • i’m already being greeted like this. i don’t really know about women tho ask one
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    • The answer is yes if she's recently had GRS
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    • Now if they respond, "not for long" what do you do then...
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    • Hey dickless TrapFacts
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    • Nah. That’s how you greet Naruto. If your name’s Sai, that is.
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    • Friends and family: yes. S/O: yes. Casually?: nah. POV: a girl. Thanks.
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    • I use to call my friend that. I don’t think he liked it
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    • No, it is not.
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    • That’s what one of my best friends greets me with every time he picks me up.
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    • Dickless the clown
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    • Never been this early with no porn y’all. Let’s keep it up
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    • That would be wonderful. Please address me like this in a public setting.
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    • I mean, I would laugh probably
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    • Go for it.
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    • I read it first as dickels
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    • That's when she says "who you calling dickless? I got a 10" waiting for you hunny"
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    • From the right women, a likely response would be "hey titless." Well, lemme tell ya something. Even as a dude I still got phatt fuckin tits
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    • Meet the Robinsons is an underrated movie
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    • Everyone talking bout some shit, but no one talking about how the high lighted name is still see through
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    • Indeed I speak on behalf of the females
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    • Yeah. But we get to call you pussylips
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    • I tried this before got my dick ripped off
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    • No, because I have a thirty inch penis.
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    • Yes but we have to get used to “hey eggless”
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    • I say “hi boobs” to my girlfriend sometimes. She always giggles at it
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    • yes 100%
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    • What if I just called woman ribs, because of the Adam and eve story.
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    • Idk but I know plenty of women who tell people to suck their dick.
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    • Well? Is it!
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    • Username wasn’t blocked out well. “Nestofbees123”
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    • Haven’t seen meet the robinsons in years
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    • Afroman stars playing in the distance
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    • Dickn't
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    • :))
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    • They did a real great job of covering their name
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    • Yes, I would love to be called that.
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    • Its a true statement so why not?
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    • Haven't seen Meet the Robinsons in a long time
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    • Thats no way to speak to your mother. She is Mrs. DicksALot. On account she handles many dicks... a lot.
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    • I would say that it's ok if you don't.
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    • Well? Is it!
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    • Tried that once. All the dudes reacted and all the chicks looked at the dude they thought I was talking to
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    • Imma find out when my wife gets home!
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    • Depends on whether or not the woman has a dick
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    • Yes but only once
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    • Why did they half ass the name black out
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    • She smiles and you see a bulge in her pants.
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    • Let’s try it
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    • Cant say that in 2020, that's sexist lol. Or is it anti trans bigotry lol
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    • Wow they really did a great job blurring out that username i can't even tell that it is "nestofbees123"
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    • I wouldn't mind, honestly
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    • Sounds like something Sai from Naruto Shippuden would say.
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    • Some women have dicks
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    • I am here to confirm that...yes that is a lovely way
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    • Greetings dickless one
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    • Good job censoring the name numb nuts
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    • I would laugh and ask for that to be how I'm addressed for the rest of our acquaintance
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    • If she says "Hey I'm not dickless." Then you know it's not a women.
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    • Yes it is appropriate
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    • Uhh
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    • Well ladies, is it?
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    • that is the worst censorship I have ever seen
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    • I’d like that tho-
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    • It's 2020, I don't think that will always be an accurate statement.... 🙃
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    • Some women have dicks tho
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