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Is it appropriate to greet a woman with
"Hey dickless"?
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    • My wife responded with "hey titless"
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    • But that spurs the question, may women greet men as "cock weilders?"
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    • That is an excellent question.
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    • In this society you might be surprised
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    • “Yes it’s true. This girl has no dick.”
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    • I'm a woman and I think that would be absolutely hilarious to me
      akira_ 1 aug
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    • Nice censorship of the user🗿 absolutely phenomenal
      Ruft 1 aug
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    • Then can they say "hey dickful"?
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    • The worst thing they can say is "but I do have a dick"
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    • No, because women in fact have underdeveloped very small dicks called clits
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    • No simply because some girls constantly have dicks in them 😏
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    • Nah, I know girls who say suck my huge fat cock, regardless of the lack thereof
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    • Only if it’s cool for her to answer “yo titless” back
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    • How do women expect to get someone pregnant if they don’t have a dick? That must really suck to not be able to have a kid
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    • it’s better than “hey bby girl” bc i’ll literally rock your shit if you call me that and idk who you are.
      its_me 4 aug
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    • Almost 4 years ago. I met a girl. Since she was a ginger (like myself) I greeted her with "greetings fellow ginger.". We became great friends. And on December 4th of last year, we started going out.
      Anmundw 4 aug
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    • Just tried it, will get back to you guys
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    • I mean, just be careful it's not a femboy
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    • My wife responded to hey kidless we have 3 kids together and immediately after she said she was joking
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    • Only if you know the person and have had this conversation. Otherwise, they’ll hear the insult: Hey Dick
      Achor 1 aug
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    • u/neatofbees122
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    • I dont give a fuck i just generally dont want people to talk to me in the first place
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 1 aug
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    • It depends if this woman is a friend or a potential girlfriend
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    • is the username censored? well yes but actually no
      setoman5 1 aug
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    • Hey dickless TrapFacts
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    • i’m already being greeted like this. i don’t really know about women tho ask one
      gummo_3 1 aug
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    • I wouldn’t say that when it’s Friday night and I’m getting pegged
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    • Fuck around and find out. 🍆
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    • The answer is yes if she's recently had GRS
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    • It depends on the girl. You feel me? Sometimes its not applicable.
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    • It’s not the dick between your legs that matters. It’s the dick in your heart.
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    • That’s what one of my best friends greets me with every time he picks me up.
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    • Yes
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    • As a woman, yes
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    • Yea that would be fine
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    • Now if they respond, "not for long" what do you do then...
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    • I use to call my friend that. I don’t think he liked it
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    • Dickless the clown
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    • Nah. That’s how you greet Naruto. If your name’s Sai, that is.
      fezzik37 1 aug
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    • Friends and family: yes. S/O: yes. Casually?: nah. POV: a girl. Thanks.
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    • Never been this early with no porn y’all. Let’s keep it up
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    • Only if it’s a bruh girl and not a 🥺 girl
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    • Well, apparently not. Because until you lift the skirt you never know if "her" dick's bigger than yours
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    • Not unless you want to offend someone then get canceled because you you assumed their gender based off of their appearance and behavior
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    • Please call me by my real name. Dickless.
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    • Does that mean guys are titless?
      Rubz8r0 4 aug
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    • Being a woman I say yes
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    • yes
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    • All women are just men with innies
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    • Woman here. Do it. Itd be super funny, but be prepared for us to say it right back
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    • Yes
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    • I haven't seen that meme format in a while
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    • Then get called dickfull
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    • I would not like that.
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    • My girlfriend didn’t like it
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    • Shiiit that’d make my day
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    • if someone greeted me like that i’d laugh my ass off
      vamps316 4 aug
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    • I wouldn't laugh at first, not because it's not funny just because I'm not very smart and it would take me a second.
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    • If you approach me with “hey dickless” were best friends now
      xChaiChi 4 aug
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    • Hey female
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    • Responds: “you wish”
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    • I hate women
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    • Nah say it to a trans person
      fangfire 4 aug
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    • I’ll try it
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    • Gonna try this on my friend
      Kazax 4 aug
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    • Use the shrek format instead
      Vicool 4 aug
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    • When her dick is bigger than yours
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    • She can say "goodbye virgin"
      Khan216 4 aug
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    • Meet the Robinsons is an underrated movie
      Dedrater 4 aug
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    • From the right women, a likely response would be "hey titless." Well, lemme tell ya something. Even as a dude I still got phatt fuckin tits
      TheSac 4 aug
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    • Everyone talking bout some shit, but no one talking about how the high lighted name is still see through
      6AimRaw9 4 aug
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    • Yes
      Phineas 4 aug
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    • “Right back at cha”
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    • What if I just called woman ribs, because of the Adam and eve story.
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    • She smiles and you see a bulge in her pants.
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    • They did a real great job of covering their name
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    • *Minecraft villager “hmm”*
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    • Haven’t seen meet the robinsons in years
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    • Well? Is it!
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    • Imma find out when my wife gets home!
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    • U/nestofbees123
      paty432 3 aug
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    • Why did they half ass the name black out
      paty432 3 aug
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    • Username wasn’t blocked out well. “Nestofbees123”
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    • Let’s try it
      waxley3 3 aug
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    • Cant say that in 2020, that's sexist lol. Or is it anti trans bigotry lol
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    • I say “hi boobs” to my girlfriend sometimes. She always giggles at it
      Jodo519 3 aug
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    • Afroman stars playing in the distance
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    • I think all the possible puns are great, but that people can't take jokes very well
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    • I may be dickless but mine is still bigger than yours!
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    • I am here to confirm that...yes that is a lovely way
      Gerald19 3 aug
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