equalistmako: The next time someone rudely asks me “so... what are you?" as a way of trying to figure out my race, I’m gonna answer as nervously as possible with “hahah ahah ahaha... human? IiKE YOU?" and then walk about 3 feet away from them before stage whispering into my watch “I fear the humans are beginning to catch on. I believe it’s now time to proceed with Plan E." What amuses me is the Plan E part. That means several other plans have failed. You are a terrible secret agent. [sweats and whispers into watch] “They’re deﬁnitely onto us."