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There are few things as profoundly funny as quotations.
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    • “Women”
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    • “New” underwear makes me nervous
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    • The “restrooms” one invokes such a profound discomfort in me.
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    • British “people”
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    • “Live” lobster one is actually genuinely concerning
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    • "Women" is code for femboys
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    • The "Clunk" in the elevator.... Will not ......... HARM YOU!!
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    • So what you're "saying" is that I "need" to use "my stand" to punch his "penis?"
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    • "Women" got me
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    • Sorry, but that elevator one is just not convincing. I'm going to take the stairs because I'm pretty sure my life does in fact rely on it.
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    • Some places will do that so if the sign is inaccurate then they arent liable. In the deli at our store the bags say Fresh Cut "Everyday" because sometimes they cut them the day before to prep for the busier days.
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    • quigs 7 sep
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    • Here is an auto filled sentence with quotation marks added randomly: The only “reason” why “they” have to be “taken seriously” was the most important “thing”.
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    • Guys, I’m starting to suspect that there might be “women” on this app
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    • Hippity hoppity "women" are property
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    • Beware of "dog"
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    • "women"
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    • My school once had ramen for lunch and the sign said "fresh" ramen. I didn't eat that day.
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    • I work in ems and most staff bathrooms in Kaiser hospitals have a sign over the trash can which reads "Please "DO NOT" dispose of any sensitive patient/personal information in trash cans, please use the shredder"
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    • What are "women?"
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    • This is "funny".
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    • God I wish my 'torture victims' would stop 'crying when I skin them alive'
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    • the clubk is correct
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    • At my local post office: Please stand "Here" to wait for service.
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    • Blue checkmark- hello fellow ""white"" people
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    • Sale “hotdogs” 1.99
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    • "Live"?
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    • “Clunk” kinda makes sense tho
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    • nope, "clunk" is correct as its a sound
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    • The clunk makes sense, they are quoting the sound.
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    • Beware of “dog” bounty hunter
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    • British "people"
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    • The clunk one is correct
      BadWollf 7 sep
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    • Is no one gonna mention the “new” underwear?
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    • unnecessary censorship. aka twitter
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    • L I V E
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    • A couple of those actually make sense, like what are these " women " i hear about?
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    • Women...
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    • Fire the "laser"
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    • "new" underwear...🤢
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    • Ring bell for "meat service."
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    • Fellas, should women exist?
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    • Feature with no comments
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    • one time at work I put quotations on a sign near the supervisors (who were notorious for just standing around and talking instead of actually doing anything and were doing so at the time) so it said Men "Working". It was replaced with a different sign the next day.
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    • "new" 🤢
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    • “Women”
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    • Hospital around here used to hand out "free" condoms lol
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    • My recent favorite was "unsurvivable" when describing the hurricane storm surge.
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    • There is no "life" in the void
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    • I love how they made fun of the clunk one when that is actually how you would use quotation marks
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    • Among us code PKCX
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    • People use them often for emphasis, but that's still wrong
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    • Quotes are not emphasis
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    • Unnecessary farts...
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    • “ W O M E N “
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    • Here's another
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    • We all relate to "women" in some way lol
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    • I saw one that said “car” wash
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    • It's what they're called but not necessarily what they are, but still given the basic level of respect.
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    • Beware of “dog” they 100% have a bear or some shit
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    • “Women”
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    • Define "dog"
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    • Rowan
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    • "New" underwear is clearly at a yard sale, so I would say those quotes might be necessary.
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    • "WOMEN"
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    • The “women” one got me lmao
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    • "women" based sign???
      BlueSoD 7 sep
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    • Dumb fuckers using quotations for emohasis
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    • “Tractor beam”
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    • Favorite one ive seen "pharmacy"
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    • Women don't exist
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    • "Women"? Oh boy I cant fucking wait to get my hands on a trap or femboy.
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    • “Women”
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    • Bathroom’s be three doors now Men - Women - “Women”
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    • The only thing funnier to me is putting the Jew parentheses around random words.
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    • Last one HAS to be San Francisco
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    • “Women”
      BEANBIPP 7 sep
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    • “ new” underwear ???? Excuse me
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    • “Unnecessary”
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    • Ha. “Men”
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    • This gives me the opposite feeling of unnecessary elipses
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    • 50ct underwear is a good price
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    • I can’t tell what’s funnier, Beware of “Dog” or “New” Underwear
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    • Suck my “cock”
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    • The middle one is not an example of unnecessary quotation marks
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    • It’s an outdated way of emphasizing a word, like italics. I think some people don’t know how weird it can look sometimes.
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    • The lobsters got me
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    • "Women"
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    • This proves that “women” aren’t real
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    • I "funny"
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    • The women one sounds transphobic
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    • If you’re in Thailand the “women” one is probably intentional
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    • The "dog" is actually a 6' monitor lizard.
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    • The dog one implies they have some kind of wild animal or cerebrus or something and I'm here for it
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    • I get the vibe of a fictional character from another world who speaks somewhat strangely
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    • This implies that there is something in the elevator that will harm you that is unrelated to the clunk
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    • "Women"
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    • Fembois hit me up, I'm tryna give y'all hugs.
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