Enemies Can't Leak Our Plan, We
Don't Have One
- Monkey D. Luffy
Heller97 Heller97
7 dec 2020
Enemies Can't Leak Our Plan, We Don't Have One - Monkey D. Luffy
Dog owner: No, he doesn't bite
The dog:
Dubby Dubby
7 may
Dog owner: No, he doesn't bite The dog:
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
averagefairy
why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
averagefairy why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy when I read
Florida
getmesome getmesome
2 nov 2020
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe BIG BELLY @daaaaaaamnD I knew it was gone be crazy when I read Florida
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm silently judging your behaviour
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM
6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD
BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE
whosuperlockedyou:
tumbiedore-:
the-wolfbats:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
whatthefvckjay whatthefvckjay
21 sep 2020
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM 6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE whosuperlockedyou: tumbiedore-: the-wolfbats: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
All of iFunny on their way to point out a single pixel of yellow in the bottom right corner of a post
st, the of areas undearanle contusion in the unpainted areas of the canVas.
noon_silver noon_silver
19 may
All of iFunny on their way to point out a single pixel of yellow in the bottom right corner of a post st, the of areas undearanle contusion in the unpainted areas of the canVas.
Alex "Tropical" Forrest
when the train always stops in exactly the same place, the air conditioner always drips in exactly the same place, and a tiny ecosystem is born # Train! witter
Everyone that
judaguy judaguy
25 sep 2020
Alex "Tropical" Forrest when the train always stops in exactly the same place, the air conditioner always drips in exactly the same place, and a tiny ecosystem is born # Train! witter Everyone that
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced.
When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said,
"If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
Heroes_vamp Heroes_vamp
29 sep 2020
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced. When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said, "If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
That moment she finally realized why she always gets free drinks at the bar
midnightfrost5
25 may
That moment she finally realized why she always gets free drinks at the bar
When she sends a nude and it looks like Chewbacca got shot in the face
DaddyWolf78 DaddyWolf78
7 oct 2020
When she sends a nude and it looks like Chewbacca got shot in the face
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
pumped_amoistnapkin pumped_amoistnapkin
29 jun
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
ITS SIMPLE
WE EAT THE ISIS
ITS SIMPLE WE EAT THE ISIS
What my microwave sees
What my microwave sees
My car was making strange noises
bs
SS
And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
elated_davidsirdude elated_davidsirdude
26 mar
My car was making strange noises bs SS And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
HOLY CRAP LOOK AT ME IMA CARTOON THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT ONE SHOW
Mondo_Owada Mondo_Owada
22 jun
HOLY CRAP LOOK AT ME IMA CARTOON THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT ONE SHOW