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    • Can’t wait to fuck an enderwoman
      PhattestDaddy 17 nov 2019
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    • It’s the heart. Also why the females don’t drop any
      UncleGael 17 nov 2019
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    • ShinyUmbreon 17 nov 2019
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    • Teleporting is stored in the balls
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    • Teleportation is stored in the balls
      TroyMafia 17 nov 2019
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    • Teleportation is stored in the balls
      okachick5 19 nov 2019
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    • *deep inhale* THEORY TIME. They are none the eyes, testicles, nor hearts. See, the ancient builders aka: Steve’s race, went to the end and became endermen over time and the Ender pearls were teleportation devices from before they changed. If you want more info, ask.
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    • Yall too young to know that endermens eyes were originally green
      MartyrCOD 17 nov 2019
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    • Nah dude the ender pearl is the prostate, that's why you only ever get one.
      BryceWilliams 17 nov 2019
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    • Teleportation is stored in the balls.
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    • EVERYONE LISTEN! SOME OF THEM DROP 3 WHICH IS EXACTLY HOW MANY NUTS EACH OF US HAVE!
      waitwattttt 17 nov 2019
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    • enderpussy be hittin different
      Kurjao 18 nov 2019
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    • content not available more
      Lispy 18 nov 2019
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    • But I get 3 with a looting sword
      AlcAlmighty 18 nov 2019
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    • If you have looting you can get 3
      IGotJokes 17 nov 2019
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    • Ummm how do you get 3 or 4 from looting 3
      Crit_ 17 nov 2019
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    • Y'all know the eyes were originally green, right? It could damn well be the eyes and they just didn't change the pearl
      Vel0 17 nov 2019
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    • Endermen eyes are naturally green, but their eyes were turned purple by the ender dragons mind control c’mon people
      Rapism 20 nov 2019
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    • I view them as the organs they use to teleport
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    • * Has looting sword and gets three pearls*
      sweggymorgz 19 nov 2019
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    • What happens when you have fortune and they drop 3 pearls 😳
      JRoeseph 19 nov 2019
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    • teleport is stored in the balls
      Imperialism 17 nov 2019
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    • Then how do I get 4 pearls with looting 3?
      TheRedImp 17 nov 2019
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    • Maybe it’s an organ. Their teleport organ. And when you throw it, it splats and teleports you.
      Merasmus 17 nov 2019
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    • BRO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY IFUNNY ACCOUNT, YEARS OF POSTING MEMES AND GETTING TC IS JUST GONE, NOW ALL I HAVE IS THIS ONE FUCKING MEME
      VexDoubloon 17 nov 2019
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    • My friend once told me the ender pearls were in the back of their throats
      DoubleSunday 17 nov 2019
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    • I don’t see no Endertiddies
      Isaacus_Spartacus 18 nov 2019
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    • Then you get get like 7 or 8 with looting 3
      Bruhandon 18 nov 2019
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    • Actually it's just cuz the eyes were originally supposed to be green
      tacollama9 18 nov 2019
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    • What if- get this... what if... they're "Pearls"
      ColdAndAngry 18 nov 2019
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    • Does anyone else have an enderman trapped in a boat?
      LoudCloudHollow 17 nov 2019
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    • What if they're tiddies?
      DenPewish 17 nov 2019
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    • I thought that they would be the pits in a chorus fruit from the end, and if you got one that means they recently had a snake
      SmugBastard 17 nov 2019
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    • Not saying that this is wrong, but has anyone looked at spider eye ya recently
      coldcypher9 17 nov 2019
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    • I figured it was an organ in them that allows them to teleport, but when you take it out you can only use it once because you have to break it, but that’s just my Minecraft head canon
      Weighed19 17 nov 2019
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    • I got 3 eyes from one Enderman once.....
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    • Or just a heart or something. Doesn't have to be balls
      muchdead1 17 nov 2019
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    • One day when I was with a couple friends, we were messing around on Minecraft and one of my friends made a joke about the ender pearls being balls
      Winterthedragon 17 nov 2019
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    • Ender-ma'am
      ImmortalIdiot 17 nov 2019
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    • This means most endermen are monotesticular. 1 nut fucks.
      RetardationNation 20 nov 2019
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    • What if they’re kidney stones
      meatorpotatoes 20 nov 2019
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    • Its the endermans heart and its a game so they have a drop rate. They dont have genders. God i love ruining jokes.
      Its_Frozone_Bitch 20 nov 2019
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    • Damn bruh some of these endermen really have 1 ball or 3
      TheSaltySplatoon 20 nov 2019
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    • Endermens ehes were originally green but then changed to purple when the ender dragon got added
      Skitten 19 nov 2019
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    • Why do they only drop one then?
      10mmsocket 18 nov 2019
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    • With fortune you can get one every time checkmate gamer
      residentmain 18 nov 2019
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    • Me: *sees a enderman* GIVE YOUR BALLS!
      baddog2246 18 nov 2019
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    • >Tfw no big tiddy enderwoman gf
      BurgerHeadass 18 nov 2019
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    • Psycho406 18 nov 2019
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    • Enderman eyes were green in beta
      Bruh746 18 nov 2019
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    • Everyone knew it was endermans balls listen enderman vs slender man rap battle you fuckers got no class
      MISSMEWITTHATLSD 18 nov 2019
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    • Then why did I get 4 of them with looting 3
      igpay_attinlay 18 nov 2019
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    • That’s why I call them ender balls
      Budderzzz 18 nov 2019
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    • Ender pearls are also clearly not eyes because there are also ender eyes in the game
      Captain_Obvious 18 nov 2019
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    • What happens when I get three?
      Captain_Obvious 18 nov 2019
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    • They nut to teleport
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    • CallOfDutyMobile 17 nov 2019
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    • Color change
      DoorStuckers 17 nov 2019
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    • Gotta get that endo pussay
      DaPlagueDoctor 17 nov 2019
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    • But what about when you only get one? Or if you have a looting sword and you get three???
      BetaFur 17 nov 2019
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    • Endermen only have one nut confirmed
      lolfuckingnoonme 17 nov 2019
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    • But you can get up to 4 with looting 3
      Tinkle 17 nov 2019
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    • Then why did i get 3 with my looting III sword
      Datsun00 17 nov 2019
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    • I just think of them as their crystalized souls and when you combine them with blaze powder to get eyes of ender you reenergize them and why they gravitate towards end portals is because their souls are trying to return home.
      Woodyswood1 17 nov 2019
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    • TELEPORTATION IS STORED IN THE BALLS
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    • fuze_it_ 17 nov 2019
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    • Who would think it’s their eyes
      noisygraph 17 nov 2019
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    • Ender eyes are also a separate item
      meghostrider55 17 nov 2019
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    • With a looting sword you can get like 4 at a time... which means either they had 4 balls, or he had someone elses with him.
      Dolphin_Llama 17 nov 2019
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    • Nah nah its the other way around: every time you get an Ender Pearl it was a female Enderman's unfertilized egg
      heckin_no 17 nov 2019
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    • What if they’re containment chambers for Endermites? Some survive the throw and are understandably annoyed at being thrown. Some die on impact
      Pengwii 17 nov 2019
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    • It may explain why we get endermites...
      Xiavania 17 nov 2019
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    • That means ender mites are, oh no
      Elder_Fishron 17 nov 2019
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    • They only got one nut?
      KeeGeeBee 17 nov 2019
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    • I thought they where part of an organ in their body that let's them teleport
      TestyGorilla3 17 nov 2019
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    • Also explains the 1-2 drop when you do get any
      SOD_KZX 17 nov 2019
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    • Endermen originally had green eyes. You're welcome
      TheDivineGryphon 17 nov 2019
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    • Or maybe it’s their hearts and the ones who don’t drop them are just my ex
      Higgieballs 17 nov 2019
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    • I always thought is was some sort of core or heart, and that the reason you didnt always get one was because they were unstable, which is why they break on use, and only the body of an ender man could create stable ender pearls
      Bright0 17 nov 2019
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    • Teleport is stored in the balls
      Boatswain 17 nov 2019
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    • They’re actually gallstones.
      kylebooth1 17 nov 2019
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    • Minecraft is the only game where cutting off a black guys nuts can take you somewhere other than jail
      thenoonmp 17 nov 2019
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    • DreamingMemes 17 nov 2019
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    • pettygothlimps 17 nov 2019
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    • Yeah but why would you only get one?
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    • titanmaximum2 17 nov 2019
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    • But if it was female, it would have been ender titties
      MacoroniKing 20 nov 2019
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    • Enderman eyes used to be green sooo
      offbrandsocks 20 nov 2019
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    • My world is fucking broken there are no more enderman spawning and i need 4 more what do i do??????
      KobeyFTW 20 nov 2019
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    • DIRTYDAN1745 20 nov 2019
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    • Wait hold up, i thought the purple eyed ones were like the females, and the green eyed ones were males?
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    • TheHairlessCat 20 nov 2019
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    • SaucyMemeMaker 19 nov 2019
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    • Balls are sometimes called pearls also
      Just_A_Shrimp 19 nov 2019
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    • So what happens when you have looting III and you get 3 pearls????
      Sauce_Man32 19 nov 2019
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    • It's their will to live. That's why some fight and others run away/disappear
      FatherLucifer 19 nov 2019
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    • Nonono he’s got a point
      darthm4ul 19 nov 2019
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    • It's the heart, the reason some dont drop is because you broke it
      DonteDeliano 19 nov 2019
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