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the penalty box in hockey is such a funny
concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty
cube. imprisoned for sports crimes
runcibility
Go to the terrarium and think about your
punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin
All they do is sit there plotting their little gremlin
plans for as soon as you let em out of the gremlin
cube.
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    • Well I thought it was funny. Also, it's nice to see hockey being mentioned outside of hockey circles.
      ballen15 9 jul
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    • Best sport to watch live, hand down.
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    • the gremlin cube!
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    • NHL > NBA - Don’t @ me
      Fiala 9 jul
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    • Hockey is really funny to watch because they just brawl with eachother for no reason
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    • Hockey is the only non-pugelistic sport that I know where violence is not part of the objective but is a fundamental part of the strategy. The "bad" player is specifically engaged to entice the good player to fight. The penalty results in one team losing thier worst player, the other loses the best
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    • We call it the sin bin
      rwill74 10 jul
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    • Hockey is the best sport
      NigOnPig 9 jul
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    • Best non combat sport because it’s the only one where fighting doesn’t get you suspended or thrown out of a game
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    • My teams most proud moment was over 20 penalties in a game which got our coach and 3 other players suspended and we had 9 people in the box at once
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    • Hockey is my favorite sport. Something about just letting people beat the jesus out of each other.
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    • I honestly feel like hockey is more violet than American football because that's just running into someone hockey let's you throw them on their ass in skates and fight you if they got a problem with it
      JJ209th 10 jul
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    • Retarded tumblr account
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    • I’ve worked the penalty boxes and it’s always funny to see grown men get all pissy, throw their gloves/stick and then look at you like “oh shit sorry I didn’t see you there”
      bb4lyfe 10 jul
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    • I play ice hockey and can confirm that we plot whilst in the box
      narubro 10 jul
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    • Why does tumblr ruin everything
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    • I took an old gf to a hockey game and she asked why there was so many fights. I said “the fights are why we’re here. Hitting that puck around is just the break between the fighting.”
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    • I’m not even a fan of sports but tumblr just ruined hockey
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    • Fat retards from tumblr go in the naughty cube.
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    • Stfu this a shitty Tumblr screenshot
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    • I used to play, I'd often avoid the penalty box despite being a gremlin because I wasn't a proud gremlin, I was a sneaky one.
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    • How can you get better than a non combat sport where they don’t have rules AGAINST fighting, like “no fighting”, but rules ABOUT fighting, like “take your gloves off first”
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    • Naughty men will be put in the time out box
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    • I love playing sports. But never in my life willingly sit down and turn on a sports channel. I just do not watch them. But live? Especially hockey? I will crosscheck a mofucka who says that’s not some of the most hype shit to be a part of.
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    • Any high school, junior, or college hockey players here?
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    • Even better that they throw tantrums in timeout sometimes
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    • Two things I thought about during my days in the box. 1) can I get the break out pass if it's in my zone and have a 1 on 1 with the tender. 2) if the opposing team is breaking out can I lay a nasty ass hit on someone as they are about to take a pass. Scored a few on that and sent a few to lala land.
      ford1797 9 jul
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    • Yeah they usually wanna fight more after being put in the box
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    • Calling them gremlins like they aren’t all at least 6’4” 200+ pounds
      jryle92 10 jul
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    • Like this comment if u hate brad marchand.(p.s. I love him. I’m a huge bruins fan and he’s one of my favorites. Suck my tiny rat dick)
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    • Assault becomes legal when on ice
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    • I play hockey and this is my favorite thing ever
      dmgtbajf 9 jul
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    • The point of the penalty box is to make one team have less men on the ice which is a powerplay for the other team. Many things seem stupid until you actually understand them and then you realize it was you who was stupid this whole time
      Zhockey69 10 jul
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    • I wish they let the kids fight in youth and in high school
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    • Hockey is great bc there are two types of people. Don’t care about hockey, and massive fan. No casual hockey fans
      DBG537 10 jul
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    • Played hockey, love it. Love that other people recognize it more now. But motocross and Supercross is still one that I think is highly underrated. Not looking to argue as most people have no idea what it is, or even seen it in person, but it’s something else for sure
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    • Can confirm, all I ever did in the penalty box was think about how I was gunna get the other guy back in his terrarium. I usually ended up there too
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    • Dont some teams literally have a guy whos main purpose is to fuck someone up and take them out of the game
      Sneegsnag 10 jul
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    • That's why hockey is the best sport
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    • Bro I think Canadians are so nice because they get all of their anger out by fighting in hockey
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    • Even at the junior levels of hockey, all I would think about while in the box was how I was going to get away with it next time!
      gmony22 10 jul
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    • Hockey is the greatest sport ever created! Only real men are hockey players!
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    • I love hockey. Only sport I find interesting
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    • i can’t understand how people can be so retarded. Not one of those sentences would go thru a normal persons head
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    • Was funny then the next 2 posts came
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    • knife footed ice goblin?
      Ceruex 9 jul
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    • Decking someone and making a couple teeth fly out, Time out of 15 minutes
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    • In highschool I was friends with these exchange students so I took them to local hockey games with me and this one girl could never remember the english word for penalty, so she just called it the Time Out Spot. She tended to get excited and shout that at the players as well.
      Tosie 9 jul
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    • I hate that the only thing people talk about concerning hockey is the fighting, like that’s the least important thing
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    • I from tumblr I use lots of quirky adjectives look how funny I am. Shut the fuck up please
      ElGimpo 13 jul
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    • I still just wanna see someone beat up Crosby
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    • As a former hockey player I'm offended by how true this is
      dswan130 13 jul
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    • as a canadian, i am VERY offended
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    • Mmmm yes let's watch the knife footed ice goblins battle for the last oreo
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    • Lib tard hipsters who've never understood hockey think this way. Commie faaggs
      SteveR28 13 jul
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    • The more I read this the more I laughed hahaha I’m too stoned
      sotepop 13 jul
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    • What happens if more than one person gets a penalty? Do both fighty bois sit in the box?
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    • Well I mean it’s not like there’s a sideline for a penalty box
      Vine_co 13 jul
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    • Shut the fuck up
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    • Did a dissertation on the benefit of hockey fights to the sport in college for a professor who literally postponed her wedding rehearsal dinner because the Bruins were playing Game 7 of the Stanley Cup in 2011. Got an perfect grade and a full time gig as Nanny to her kids. God I love Boston 😍
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    • I did hockey and if one of my teammates got called (for a terrible reason because we were good sportsmen) I went to the box for them since I wasn't the best player. Spent a lot of time in that box always enjoying it..
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    • This is dumb af
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    • Tumblr. Shut up
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    • Best sport ever don’t fucking @ me
      Champions 12 jul
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    • I love going to the box just to think of some fucked shit to do when I get out and see the first person I wanna fight
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    • Comes out of the penalty box and immediately decks an opposing player
      _Langley_ 12 jul
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    • “Terrarium”
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    • Shame box
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    • It reminds me of the anger chamber or whatever it's called from Impotent Rage.
      Legobro 12 jul
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    • As a hockey player this is correct
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    • Is called the sin bin
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    • Some of those fuckers deserve it
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    • Gulag
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    • And that is essentially our prison system
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    • Fun Fact: Wayne Gretzky and Tony Hawk have 184 World Records between them. Of those records, 183 are Gretzky's.
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    • You sit in the box, and you feel shame. Then you are free
      tristo59 11 jul
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    • 👌🏼gold
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    • What makes hockey good is that it’s easy to follow and it’s fast paced. I like baseball but the games take forever and it’s slow. NFL just sucks. College football is good if you get good teams facing each other. Basketball is just lame I’m sorry
      deli_ham 11 jul
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    • When I did indoor soccer I got sent into the sin box it was embarrassing
      doc_elite 11 jul
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    • Everyone that doesn’t like Brad Marchand is just mad that he’s a good player
      Kango 11 jul
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    • what the puck
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    • i respect a sport that's like "yeah, they're grown men who agreed to this. they're gonna grab with one hand and punch with the other. whoever falls is the loser." hats off to you pyschos.
      Naaaaaail 11 jul
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    • I love this muchly
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    • Sounds a lot like a lot of politicians
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    • Love sitting next to the box and talking shit bc they all get angry so easily
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    • As a hocky player can confirm. Although ice ogre is a more appropriate term
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    • Was watching compilations of baseball fights the other day that shit is wild
      Clirkus 11 jul
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    • Tantrium
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    • I wish more sports did this
      AnalogA 11 jul
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    • That's how I always felt about the penalty box when I was in Roller Derby
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    • I miss hockey so much
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    • Time out
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    • So often I want to delete I funny for it's broken app/ horrible community,but if I did I wouldn't see gems like this
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    • Let's go coyotes
      kapelusz 10 jul
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    • When homosexuals talk about sports
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    • Honestly when I’ve been in the penalty box I zone out the whole time
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    • I wanna play hockey so I can slam into people without getting in trouble
      goginga 10 jul
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    • Cringe ass tumblr meme
      zoopy 10 jul
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