em le I used to have geese so here's a tip for everyone:
If a goose is attacking you, don't run. No matter
what, stand your ground. They can fly but when
they're mad, they don't usually try to fly. Hold your
hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the
goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to
the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke
the goose, but tight enough so they can't break free.
You can hold them until they calm down or just do
the next step right away. The next step is literally just
to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life.
It makes the goose know you're in charge and you
have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I've
done this so many times that I've lost count
I can't tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I
do know geese are the fucking worst.
Actual advice! Just yeet a goose