• Elliott Carterr
My daughter is a fuckin asshole. I pick her up this morning and she already has an attitude. Cool.
She asks for pancakes, I get them.. she says "Daddy I
don't like them can I throw them away"... I said no and
I gave her the whole spiel about kids starving in Africa and wasting food.
So I offer her an ultimatum.. "Everlee you can either sit there and eat all the pancakes or you can just be nice to Daddy for the rest of the day and you can throw them away.
This lil girl dead ass ate all the fuckin pancakes.. smh
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    • Child's just pissed because they named her Everlee.......sounds like a new type of battery
      DennisD 14 sep
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    • That's what you get for naming your child like a normal type eeveelution.
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    • You named her Everlee. The world is now punishing you
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    • She's punishing you for her name.
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    • The fuck type name is Everlee
      _Rushifa_ 15 sep
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    • Thats what u get for naming ur daughet Everlee fuckin hipster
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    • Fuck them kids
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    • No wonder the kid hates you her name is Everlee that sounds like a knockoff tool brand you find at the back of Harbor Freight
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    • I refuse to be that white woman who names her child something “unique”. Catch me naming my child “brayleigh”
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    • Everlee? Damn dog, you eff’d up.
      LDSupreme 15 sep
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    • My favorite Everlee is Flareon
      eui33k 15 sep
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    • Fuck the people who name their child shit like “Esophagus” or “Shimmering Stardestroyer”, my kids getting named Kyle and Kyle 2.
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    • Stop using the damn kids in Africa thing cuz I’m African and when someone uses that on kid I’m like bruh shutcho tf do u know about us
      whyrugay 15 sep
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    • Putting “lee” at the end of a name instantly makes it sound dumb most of the time, coming from a woman named Karlee
      Wemis 15 sep
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    • Thats just called bad parenting
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    • Awww you named her after ever clear since you and baby momma were clearly drunk....
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    • If your kid isn't nice to you, they prolly don't respect you.
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    • Name your kid right. Sarah, Beth, Mary, Heather, Tiffany, Nicole, Amber, Emily, Natalie, Lydia, Maria, Sophie, Caroline, Alice, Anna, or Alice. Try something new, it's not too late.
      sarah285 15 sep
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    • Teach the little shit manners and respect. Anyone hateful mememe fuckwad was never properly disciplined
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    • You could’ve added a B to her name. But you didn’t.
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    • Well yeah with a name like fuckin everlee she’s bound to be raised poorly if your past name choices are any indication
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    • She’s getting revenge for naming her like she’s a fucking Pokemon
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    • My youngest daughter's name is Everly. I think I spelled it right.
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    • StArViNg KiDs In AfRiCa bitch there's starving kids here in your own country. Stop worrying about kids on the other side of the planet
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    • You named your daughter Everlee, you should expect that kind of attitude
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    • Who names a kid Beverly without the B?
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    • Shouldn’t have gave birth to a woman
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    • I went to a camp and had a cool counselor from Africa. Asked him if starving children was common there like the commercials make it out to be. He said only in the really bad parts just like anywhere else in the world. He said in his village people would live in small huts but come out on a new phone
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    • well your first problem is that you named your daughter everlee, so there's that
      Kasagure 15 sep
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    • Don’t give your kids options if you don’t want them to choose one of those options
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    • Have you tried beating her ass?
      spet5naz 15 sep
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    • What the fuck is up with all the hate for the name Everlee?
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    • People bitching about her name are probably names Brad or Jessica. The parents liked it and thought it fit their kid. Celebrities name their fucking kids Blue Ivy and Blanket lmfao I’d rather be Everly than BLANKET.
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    • Have you tried beating their ass?
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    • Cheddar to share :)
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    • You did a horrible job raising her.. Blame yourself
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    • Y’all fucking know it was the mother that named her that ridiculous name. As you can tell, Everlee’s parents don’t see eye to eye and aren’t together any more
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    • My 4yr old daughter knows that when I pick her up when she's in trouble, she'll push down on my right wrist so I can set her down. I had surgery on it in July. Pisses me off when she does it
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    • I'd be mad at my parents if they named me "Everlee"
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    • Who tf complains about eating pancakes. That was a delicacy as a kid
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    • Weak ass dads raising their daughters like this is what causes them to be entitled cheating cunts
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    • Recent parents name thier kids the most retarded ass shit i swear
      Galaveo 15 sep
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    • Dead ass beat your childs
      razr21 15 sep
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    • Keep her away from the Left, they'll egg her if she's potentially conservative.
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    • Do yourself a favor and spank your kids
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    • Obviously she hates you because of what you named her
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    • Everlee is a good girls name. Don’t know anyone named that.
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    • She’d probably have a better attitude if you didn’t name her fuckin everlee
      bigfela 15 sep
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    • That whole africa speech doesn't work. I know because it never worked on me nor my cousins
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    • What you should have said is “well that’s too bad your not leaving the table till your done”
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    • None of this happened. I know because he’s gay af for making up a name like Evertree or whatever.
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    • “Everlee”
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    • I mean you named her something retarded so
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    • She got that why the hell did you name me Everly big dick energy.
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    • Black people are not retarded, they just make retarded children
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    • Proud for your daughter being an a-hole? What a great father, I'm sure she won't turn out horrendously maladjusted and self-absorbed.
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    • I used to lifeguard for a lot of kids one who’s name is everlee if this father lives in NJ then I know who he is and what he looks like
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    • That's what you get for fuckin naming her everlee
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    • I have an everlee battery in my car
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    • Power move for naming her a dumbass word
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    • Probably cause you have her a stupid ass trailer park hipster name
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    • So beat her
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    • For fucks sake people let their kids get away with whatever they want to do or say now. I’d let the little fucker know that WILL be your next meal whether it’s today, tomorrow, or in two weeks. No fucks given.
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    • Guy sounds like a right prick
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    • Gonna name my daughter “angheliquae”
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    • Some poor girl named Everlee is ugly crying reading these comments
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    • You’re gonna let her become my bitch sister
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    • Don’t name her everlee and this wouldn’t haloen
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    • My son found at the password at the age of 2 to my phone by watching the reflection in the window when i turned away from him
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    • That's a lose lose situation
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    • Everlee sounds like some indian knock off grain alcohol of Everclear
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    • Bruh id be pissed to if someone named me Everlee
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    • What kinda gay ass name is everlee
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    • Well you named her Everlee so there's the first problem
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    • Bitch has carter with two R's and y'all judging that
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    • Well when you everlee-learn to name a human being properly then maybe she’d like you more.
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    • That’s what you get for allowing your trash wife to name her everlee
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    • Whats yall opinion on the name Solomon? I think its cool and personally would want it be my name, but I think I wanna name my son that.
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    • The hell kind of a name is Everlee?
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    • Just add a damn B to her name. Beverlee would be at least a step forward.
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    • Don’t give them options
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    • Everlee is a cute name.
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    • She's getting revenge for you naming her Everlee.
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    • Try spanking her
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    • Wouldn’t be like that if you didn’t name her Everlee.
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    • With a name like Everlee and you didn’t expect her to be a cunt?
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    • Kids like this need psychological torture. Works 100% of the time unless they're psychotic
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    • Bet those pancakes tasted better knowing it would piss u off
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    • why are y'all making dumbass names like that tf is an Everlee
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    • Who wouldn’t be a raging bitch to their parents when they’re given a name like Everlee?
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    • Stupid name
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    • Lmao deadass bruh no cap? Mint
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