• elling my tuture
grandchildren how I
stood only 5ft apart
instead of 6ft in 2020
ANDI NEVER GOT CAUGHT NEITHER
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    • 5 feet apart cause they're not gay
      Nepal 21 jun
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    • I was at Walmart and I got bitched at by some fat white chick cause i wasn't "social distancing" cause I was with my girl and we were standing next to each other
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    • This has nothing to do with that, but yesterday I was at Walmart and I saw a fat fuck sitting on the scale part of a self checkout register eating 2 Big Macs... k, bye
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    • Racism is dead because God is Dad
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    • Truth is, I did get caught
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    • Hey its prison mike
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    • That’s not nearly as impressive as me getting to tell my child that I got pregnant with them during the quarantine
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    • “Ay Yo I’m prison mike”
      jakefinn 21 jun
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    • The worst part about prison was the dementors
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    • I just committed vehicular homicide and I’m not gonna get caught
      Cum_man1 21 jun
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    • Holy shit this sucks
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    • Fuck the office
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    • You telling them you were 4.5’ apart.... you little badass rebel you SkoalRings
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    • Imagine social distancing LOL
      Teknetix 21 jun
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    • This girl I’m friends with didn’t believe in quarantine or lockdown and when my states bars opened she went out for a week straight, got the virus and is in the hospital
      MemeMeem 21 jun
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    • I was at Walmart and got a weird look from this bitch. I was just sitting on the scale part of self checkout eating a big Mack.
      slushaiy 23 jun
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    • I always 4 - 7 feet
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    • I did that anyways with the homies. Don’t want anyone thinking we are gay
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    • My sister told me a theory how we all got corona already since we usually get sick at the end of winter (and my entire family did) and so we already immune to it😎
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    • Guys guess who fucked in 2020 despite restrictions... Not me.
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    • Good thing my mangomdon is 7 feet
      lazycool 21 jun
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    • I can just feel _prisonmike’s aura here
      xCheemsx 21 jun
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    • Me telling my kids I was a part of an underground show under a tarp in the middle of a thunderstorm while the world was having a global pandemic.
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    • Mad funny bro
      CaIico 21 jun
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    • I just walk around like this and people just avoid me. Boom problem solved
      reducto 21 jun
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    • You're sick man! Sick!
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    • I have a personality, I watch the office
      VspTylore 21 jun
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    • inigga
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    • White Steve Harvey:
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    • Gangster
      Weird 21 jun
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    • I don't get why we need a mask if we need to stand 6 feet apart and why we need to wear masks
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    • Y'all I'm feeling down, show me some tiddies to cheer me up
      MavDonut 21 jun
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    • I carry a ruler with me at all times. Some people get mad when I nudge them with the end of the ruler and look down to indicate that they’re less than 6 feet away from me.
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    • I was at Walmart, and 2 black guys stood up on the counter near the checkout line and were each taking turns screaming. One was a regular scream and the other was high pitched
      wlee112 25 jun
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    • Santclare 24 jun
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    • If you are a slave to the 6 foot apart thing and believe in it I feel bad for your future
      Emmy1531 24 jun
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    • You stood 5 feet apart? Amateur, I stand only an inch apart! (Guys please help, these elderly people at walmart will not stop getting close to me no matter how much I back up and ask to please keep 6ft apart, a granny got angry with me)
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    • Why do most of the memes have the right side slightly cut off? Is that just me???
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    • This is a glorified flu. Fuck the masks and social distancing. Y’all never wore them before when any other virus was going around
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    • I can’t make this shit up. My buddy and I hit up our local drive in and we’re standing in the parking lot talking. This fucking twink that was dressed like a budget ghostbusters comes up, produces and extends a tape measure to six feet. So he starts to lecture us and I grab the tape and launch it
      Tantor1 24 jun
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    • Tbh my biggest pet peeve right now is people inching up past 6 feet
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    • And I got away with it tooooooo
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    • I guess shitty crops is what it takes to get featured
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    • Its all fake news
      SumYunGuy 23 jun
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    • My buddy is at processing for basic training and 45 people in his squad bay contracted Covid 19
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    • Social distancing is gay
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    • Literally the movie 5 feet apart
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    • Imagine still fearing a lil virus
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    • There is no law that says you have to and you don’t need to wear a mask
      Radio_Man 23 jun
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    • I like scooting close to people to make them feel even more uncomfortable it's pretty God damn hilarious. Than I got aids. :(
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    • We have no future. They want us to suffer and have no outlook.
      nierdboi 23 jun
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    • If you even breathed the air out there you was already dead
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    • TetraVX 23 jun
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    • Good ol Prison Mike
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    • facebook meme
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    • Me telling my grandkids how i never followed any of qaurantine and never got sick either.
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    • Wait y'all been giving a fuck?
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    • I'd love to share this on Instagram but you stamp your f****** logo on it want to try
      vork 22 jun
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    • 🤣😂this.👏is.👏so.👏funny.👏I.👏am.👏litteraly.👏photosythesising.👏rn.👏
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    • Prison Mike was and awesome episode
      YaBOiop 22 jun
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    • he seems familiar
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    • I almost never wear masks, and I hope I do get sick tbh
      Unit01 22 jun
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    • There are so many of those markers on the floors here that are only maybe 4 feet at best. Why bother??
      newyorker 22 jun
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    • Went to the store yesterday. Saw people without masks. We can finally stop wearing them everywhere. At least in texas
      phrankt97 22 jun
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    • Or how you didn’t wear a mask cause you are so badass and was not afraid like the rest.
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    • Tell them how nobody you knew died because it is 1 out of 3000 Americans and half of all covid deaths happened to nursing home residents
      metzlerm 22 jun
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    • Telling my future grandchildren, if I have any, I worked fast food and the same fat fucks came everyday for months and I didn't catch shit but attitude from cranky customers who had to wait since we're short staffed.
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    • Corona is a gov conspiracy
      mhillyer 22 jun
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    • The 6 foot rule is based on a study about influenza in the ER. Respiratory droplets can go as far as 18 feet. We're fucked.
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    • I’m going to tell them that I wasn’t afraid of corona and I walked around the world as I pleased. It’s time to see the lies people
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    • Telling my future grandchildren how I walked around with a gun, a mask, and a hat like a modern fuckin cowboy.
      Gevil 22 jun
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    • The girl at Dutch bro’s tried to subtlety call me a monster for not having a mask on when I was literally in my car and not leaving it
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    • Serious question: how far away from fat chicks are we supposed to be, 6 Feet from where their circumference ends or from their mouth/nose (difference could be an entire foot)
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    • When I look back I’m gonna remember this as “that one summer we all took the whole ‘five feet apart cuz we’re not gay’ thing really seriously”
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    • I go down the wrong way also when shopping at Walmart
      kurtbart 22 jun
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    • c0rl 22 jun
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    • I dont wear none of those sissy masks. I see retail workers w masks on yet they leave their nose exposed. What type of shit is that. If corona virus was actually real and actually lethal we would all die
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    • This is a boomer meme
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    • My pussy just got so wet from thay
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    • Don’t fuck with prison Mike
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    • This just makes me wonder if this COVID thing will be in future history books
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    • WHAT IS UP WITH THE CROPPING ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY
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    • I like how we joked about showing our kids 2012 and saying we lived through it but now we can truthfully say we survived 2020
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    • 5ft 11.75 inches
      un_doggo 21 jun
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    • Went to a party a bit ago when things were starting to calm down then found out somebody had corona. That shit was fun
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