• ellie
my friend told me that apparently
Cleopatra would allow men to sleep with her for one night but then murder them in the morning. and they'd be lining up to sleep with her KNOWING they'd die in the morning? now that's pussy power
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    • That’s just a fucking win win. Dude wants to die why would he not fuck some rich royal whore on the way out???
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    • I am willing to bet that every one walked into that thinking they could impress cleopatra enough to not off them
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    • I think sometimes y’all forget that cleopatra was apparently the most attractive person alive. So having sex with the most attractive person and dying. It’s a win - win
      MeNoFunni 12 aug
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    • Bees with the queen of the hive much?
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    • I mean, they had a shitty Quality of life back then so who wouldnt wanna fuck the hot queen then get slain
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    • SIMPS
      SkipMcFly 11 aug
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    • ain’t no pussy worth your life. stay strong kings
      fembutt 12 aug
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    • "My buddy came to me in the after life and told me cleopatra put that mf THANG down on him, now I got to see for myself."
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    • I am top banana
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    • They died happy. Shit I would first in line.
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    • I learned that in assassins creed origins you losers
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    • Yeah, that never happened. Cleopatra wasn’t a slut, and she only used “feminine charm” on a few strategic occasions. She was actually an incredible woman who did a lot for Egypt and redeemed her bloodline
      IonKanun 12 aug
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    • “My friend told me” is always a reliable source
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    • She was into some epicly freaky shit. Like you think the leather game is hardcore? She had those fuckers not only tie her up pour hot wax on her but there's several accounts of "crocodillian noises being heard from the bedroom at the time these suitors went in" meaning. Wither she was a reptile 1
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    • cleopussy got me actin up
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    • She was a kinky bitch and didn’t want anyone to know.
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    • But did they buy her bath water?
      Chkntree4 12 aug
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    • Human Preying mantis
      Iinkro 12 aug
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    • Of course Egyptian men would sleep with Cleopatra even though they knew they would die. As pharaoh, she was essentially a goddess to them. They sat their death as a necessary sacrifice to soothe the libido of their goddess.
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    • Dark skin girls are a different breed
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    • Isn’t that the plot of the praying mantis?
      Approxy 12 aug
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    • To have sex with the most attractive person alive. Count me in
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    • Like a queen bee huh?
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    • Too bad no one in current day would be so brazen to do such a thing
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    • If I legitimately wanted to just die, then yeah I'd totally do it
      MattTSH 12 aug
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    • I wonder if it was worth it?
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    • You’re all complete fucking idiots if you believe this
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    • So did Alexander the Great hit it or not?
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    • my friend once told me Cleopatra gonna fuck me, the next day i am gonna be dead
      KdawgTB 12 aug
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    • Pretty sure that’s not true
      Atheno 12 aug
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    • The first recorded simps in history. Watch out guys you might give pokimane a good idea
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    • Sounds like a win win to me
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    • Suicidal gang wya😤
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    • Dead ass she was ugly as fuck tho
      Gabuu 12 aug
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    • Cleopatra was basically trying to run a whole ass kingdom funded by her charm speak people into seeing her as beauty embodied then being queen hoe.
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    • I find women who boast about having men utterly disgusting. Just like smoking cigarettes if you’re too easy, its an immediate turn off
      Syluxion 12 aug
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    • TimTim924 12 aug
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    • Pussy power? Sounds like the slut og to me , but ok
      tmann615 14 aug
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    • Post nut clarity must of hit them hard
      DoPulze 12 aug
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    • What if they left before morning?
      Lcdude 12 aug
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    • imagine believing this and thinking the egyptian government would just let someone murder people
      snorty 13 aug
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    • You're not a slut if you are a widow
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    • Your friend is fucking retarded
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    • Women playing stupid games since Ra my guy
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    • X
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    • AC Orgins
      _AD_ 13 aug
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    • White women will believe in anything u tell them... and they wonder y they say blondes are dumb
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    • That’s like a dream come true for suicidal men.
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    • Shit must be tight as gorilla fist
      DrQuanta 12 aug
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    • KiII her first to show dominance
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    • Make a wish foundation pussy
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    • cussy got me actin up
      Rhodesia_ 12 aug
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    • source : my friend told me
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    • She's a fucking slut
      Duhky 12 aug
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    • I want to be with her now wtf
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    • I'd do it because I just want to die, I don't care how good that pussy is.
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    • Where can I get a time machine?
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    • Imagine being able to get fucked on command and murder em right after
      uulrikk 12 aug
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    • I would. I’m 100 percent down with that idea
      uulrikk 12 aug
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    • \/\/hoa
      Marcelus 12 aug
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    • Worth it
      zonmon 12 aug
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    • I posted this like a week ago... :/
      bihi 12 aug
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    • I'd fuck her and kilI her in the morning. Get laid, save my own life and avenge the blood of all the other fallen men. Of course her guards would have to be overcome afterwards but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
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    • that is not true
      Chloe 15 aug
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    • WAP
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    • That’s a gorilla booty ... I smash
      Phoqueyoo 15 aug
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    • Bruh she was ugly af tho
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    • She had that gorilla grip 🤣
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    • Talk about a simp line up
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    • shit must’ve been immaculate
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    • One word, worth
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    • I’d like to think she smothers them in her thighs
      Milkky 15 aug
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    • Aside from alexander/iskandar who got her as often as he wanted
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    • I'd do it.
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    • That’s a win win
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    • Win win
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    • Oh
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    • I’m not sure where people get this made up shit.
      hzhrt 15 aug
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    • It was actually shown in Assassins Creed Origins
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    • cleopatra was actually fucking ugly due to generations of incest
      Peegnaut 15 aug
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    • Wasn't she super ugly by today's standards?
      FatRetard 15 aug
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    • DK looking thicc
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    • It was all so she could say that no living man had slept with her.
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    • My friend told me that apparently. People need to be more confident
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    • Whore
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    • Can we skip the doin it and get straight to the good part?
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    • I’d fuck, then leave while pointing a gun at her head
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    • I wouldn't fuck because of much ppl have fucked her and even if I was the first I still wouldn't because I'd want at least 10 orgasms before I die
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    • Wasnt she ugly asf by todays standards lol this the only way simps would get puss, feel sorry for the brothers that hit that
      Eirikr 14 aug
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    • Cleopatra was a dumb whore who collapsed a millenia old empire
      KeeGeeBee 14 aug
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    • She was queen of the pussy
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    • So what would happen if they nutted in her and bolted in the middle of the night
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    • I mean a fuck before I go out? Why not especially if they're broke or homeless
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    • "My friend told" lol, could be your own thought or just a unreliable SM post.
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    • Simps
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