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    • My great grandfather is also my great great grandfather because he fucked his sons girlfriend and got her pregnant
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    • My family secret was that my great grandpa had a secret family that no one knew about until 5 years ago
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    • Very true
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    • Y’all got some fucked up families bro holy shit. The only thing that’s a “secret” or “crazy” about my family is we eat our salads after the main course.
      Tater0040 26 jun
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    • I’m like 23 percent sure my uncle is my actual dad
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    • My grandpa was a child predator and my parents hid it from me for 16 years
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    • I have a long lost brother I didn’t know about until I was 16. I never knew before because I was struggling with the fact my dad would never be around. He was my dads son with another woman before he got with my mom. I’m 18 and he is in his late 20s or early 30s now.
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    • My family secret is my mom was a gold digger but my dad was a liar cause he never had money
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    • For some fucking reason my family did not tell me my real name till I was six
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    • Me hearing how my parents are siblings and looking down at my 7.5 fingers
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    • My brother thinks I'm a cvnt and hates me because he can't spend time with our older brothers, he doesn't know they tried to k1ll me and him when he was a baby. My mom doesn't want to anyone to know so she just tells the whole family I don't get along with my brothers so they aren't allowed over.
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    • No one in my family ever tells me anything. My great grandma temporarily went blind in one eye and my mom brought it up by saying‘remember when grandma went blind?’ Like? No?! When was this??? It had happened two years previous.
      Rocky01 26 jun
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    • Apparently each of my siblings have different fathers. I have 7 siblings.
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    • ATTENTION IFUNNY USERS. If your family secret is a family member is a molester Why the fuck are you posting Bout it? Go ape on their asses with a crowbar!
      Rhulayne 26 jun
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    • My grandpa on my dad’s side isn’t actually my grandpa. Grandma divorced him, fucked a friend of hers, then remarried him. Idk if my grandpa knows about it and tbh I’m kinda relived he isn’t my grandpa cuz he’s a complete asshole.
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    • That’s how you know your family is starting to see you as an adult, when they just start talking about stuff like that with you, or while you’re in the room
      Mirio 26 jun
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    • Like when my parent's say, "You know the reason he's so weird is becuase he's an adopted meth baby"
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    • I love the feeling when you get to your older stages of 14+ and you start hanging out around adults more and all the fucked up shit starts to make sense
      cash6922 26 jun
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    • My parents are insane and they told me for years that my aunt kilIed herself because she saw a psychiatrist when really she died from a staph infection. My dad convinced us of that because he’s a religious extremist and basically estranged the whole extended family because he wanted us to be a cult
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    • My grandpa(mom's side) found out just how big of a lier and cheat my dad was on the night before their wedding. He then grabbed my dad by the collar of his tux and dangled him over the balcony of the 13 story hotel room he was staying in, telling him to spill every lie and secrecy he had.
      Rufflies 26 jun
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    • Unless you’re part of the “bad end” of the family tree lol
      Urbanxx 26 jun
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    • My mom tells everyone everything. She told people about my ex cheating on me and leaving me, after I told her I didn't want anyone to know. And that I got let go from job. It pisses me off.
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    • Apparently my family was persecuted by the government in my home country because we refused to cheat the voting system in any way.
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    • My grandma was a rebel against Castro
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    • My great uncle hit a pregnant woman by running a car through a KKK rally
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    • My uncle who i thought was a very religious man goes out at night fucking traps
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    • I found out my grandmas a major pothead. Always wondered why she was batshit and wack
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    • I think the only big family secret for me was that when my family lived in Pittsburgh, my great uncle worked on the show “Mr Rogers neighborhood” after the show was discontinued my uncle was given the piano with a note signed by Mr Rogers himself and he treasured it. His son my cousin after my uncle
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    • One of other family secrets was my grandpa owns hookers in bluefields nicaragua where he from
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    • My aunt steals from the whole family, during gatherings and then pawns off everything she steals. Now we have to hide everything of value whenever a birthday or Christmas comes around
      Deku_Nut 26 jun
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    • Thing are fine until you hear one secret, then after you had a taste you want more, then find some weird shit your family has done or gone through, but youre happy because you call yourself Sherlock but your family calls you nosy, but you don't care you're Sherlock now
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    • Grandpa was a pe do and grandma knew nobody else did till the house was surrounded my armed police with big boi guns and he went to jail. Grandma believes he did nothing wrong and so does the rest of my aunt's/uncle's. mother got away from grandma's brainwashing bullshit before all this happened.
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    • What the fucks up with all you peoples grandparents? Like my grandparents are saints
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    • Turns out my mom was illegitimate. She recently found out she has a half sister and might’ve finally found her real dad. We’re waiting in the DNA results. I really hope it works out, because this has been stressing her out for so long. She just really wants to know who she is
      Spira 26 jun
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    • One of my female relatives is apparently a turbo hoe and slept with a bunch of dudes with her friends and once everything came out she was kicked out of her parents house. Crazy stuff
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    • My family was abused by different people in different ways and it resulted in my own family abusing me too, but they don't want to admit it ("what do you mean abuse? We don't hit you") and everytime they tell a story of past trauma, it always makes a little more sense.
      THAWTHUG 26 jun
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    • my grandma strangled a man and was let off scot free cause she claimed to have paranoid schizophrenia
      Seasonal 26 jun
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    • Like that time my buddy found out that the girl he thought was his sister was actually his mom.
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    • My great grandfather was apparently good friends with the emporer of china after ww2 because he helped sign the peace treaty between the US and China. He would get gifts from the emporer that had Chinese writing on them that only the emporer himself was allowed to read and translate.
      bruhsagna 26 jun
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    • I'm in the comment section for everybody's fucked up family stories
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    • Looks like he just found out that his "uncle" is really his dad
      Curvz 26 jun
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    • My aunts ex husband was roommates with my dad. It’s commonly believed that she cheat on her ex husband with my uncle. Also her daughter cheated on one of my best friends and acts like we are family. YOU FUCK OVER MY HOMIE LINS, WE AINT FAMILY
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    • I guess my one of my uncles was murdered/committed suicide, happened like 7 years before I was born and no one will show me any picture's of him/talk about him. :/
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    • I really wish I didn’t know some of the stuff my family has blurted out now, legit it ruined my view of almost everyone in my family
      yellow 26 jun
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    • I have a possible half brother. Multiple uncles touched my aunts and cousins. Oh and my last name was stolen from a dead guy. Share your s e c r e t s
      Asstaco 26 jun
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    • my brother used to beat the shit out of me when i was little (he's living with us again NOW because he just got out of college) and i was neglected by my parents; if i didn't have atleast my dogs, who are elderly now, to keep me company then? idk what i would have done
      Katomic 26 jun
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    • My grandfather spent the entirty of this january in the hospital and nobody told me he almost died and the only thing that saved him was dialysis
      FoxyRed 26 jun
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    • Apparently my great grandfather has 50+ kids with god knows how many woman, and there’s still kids no one knows about
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    • Don’t have anything crazy as in drama but my uncle is insanely smart. I knew he was smart, but when he appeared as the head director on TV of a secret amazon project, I looked into him: turns out he has 5 patents, has been referenced in 12 publications, and was literally #1 in almost every class
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    • My mom lied about my father abusing her to make me not miss him when he died😋
      turhfh 27 jun
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    • I had no idea that my moms half siblings are my dads step siblings until a couple years ago. I just thought I had three grandmas lol. My uncle likes to tell people that his brother and sister married each other lmao
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    • 3 uncle's on my dad's side are r@pists and 1 on my mom's side
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    • Its always nice to learn why everyone is so messed up
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    • Turn out my biological great grandparents were linched in the 60s so my grandma (who was a baby) was taken in by a neighbor and they didn’t tell here until they were on their death beds
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    • My family history isn’t bad but I was brought into my friends family where her aunt had told he and her cousin that it was ok to get naked and that it’s also ok for her( the aunt) to touch both of em, she still did it as they grew until she ( my friend) told me about her and we reported and she’s
      The_Sir 27 jun
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    • My montage is always listening to your mom spilling the family tea on the phone.
      thee_KX 26 jun
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    • Found out I was sent off as a young child with my uncle and aunt to live a poor life. Turned out that my close family was rich and my sister whom I never met was living a lavish life style. They did it so I can "grow up strong" without wealth and not be dependent on it.
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    • Bro I have such a big family and there’s so much stuff I don’t know. Like my uncle cheated on his wife and brought the girl he cheated with to my grandmas wedding, and I just thought they were awkward so I was chillin with them. My other uncle scammed a bunch of college kids.
      Snake3434 26 jun
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    • This literally just happened to me yesterday because my Grandmother has a big mouth and people seriously need stop telling her stuff.
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    • You could also use this image about when a family tries to expose you but you already have a full documentary on they ass
      Damare 26 jun
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    • My great-gramma snuck on board and revenge-fucked her fiance's best friend while he was out at sea. They told him. He still married her. They were happily fucking married for like sixty damn years! She told my sister and I after his passing. My family had *never* heard that. I learned more shit then
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    • My moms side is more historical than fucked up but still some shit went down, back in 1649 one of my ancestors served on the court that had King Charles I executed, and then during the revolutionary war Sybil Ludington alerted the army of incoming British forces and we’re direct descendant of her
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    • I started hanging out with this kid from a family that I thought was just a friend of my dads, I was like 6-8 years old maybe? Been a few years, but I’d hang with this much younger boy and we spent a lot of time together. One day when I was 10 years old at the beach, I find out this boy is my
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    • Me when I found out my uncle in law had a gigantic crack addiction problem and understood y he stole his own sons pick up truck
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    • My aunt got married and they let her 14 year old sister move in with them (parent situation was wack) and later they found out my 14 year old aunt was having an affair with him and now they're married.
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    • I found out my great uncle was the head of a police action in India that pretty much instilled martial law in one of the states and was considered a genocide by the minority community of the state that the police action was meant to target. I found this out when I was researching the incident for a
      21Redcoat 27 jun
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    • Not really a family secret since you can wiki it, my great aunt was Anna May Wong (first Chinese American actress). Her portrayals and work in American films got my family banished from China. I found that out at 16, I knew she was my aunt but didn’t do digging into her life until years later.
      smol_borb 27 jun
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    • We recently found out that my grandma is not biologically related to my great grandparents...it was a huge scandal and we have absolutely no idea who our bio family is past her
      raeco 27 jun
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    • Ya, like how my dad and step mother only got married to start a business.
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    • My grandfather revealed a few years ago that he had been cheating on my grandmother for close to four decades. Then he walked out and went to live with his mistress
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    • Almost sold on the black market as an infant. Shits wild
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    • My grandpa is a millionaire and when he dies my family will be wealthy. Which will be weird cause money being tight is what I’ve always known
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    • Me when I found out my cousin was adopted 2 years ago at 24 lol
      Mortoli 27 jun
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    • Allegedly my Great Great Grandfather murdered someone in a bar fight and fled to America from Germany.
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    • My drunk uncle told my cousins that they are my half brother and sister because my aunt couldn’t conceive so my mom gave her some of her eggs. I had already known, but my aunt didn’t want them to know and neither did my mom but you know drunk uncles
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    • Me and my sister have always looked super similar, but my little brother always looked kind of Asian, and one time when my dad was drunk, he told me that when I was young my mom went on a "business trip" with her Asian co-worker and a few weeks after they found out she was pregnant 1/2
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    • My family secret is we pour the milk first, then the cereal.
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    • Wtf is the secret I’m mentally retarded
      fluq 27 jun
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    • Yeah like how my grandma abused my mom
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    • people have like interesting family secrets meanwhile my family secret is my grandparents started as illegal immigrants
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    • Suddenly thanksgiving becomes interestng
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    • my grandparents used to work with a guy and made a small salsa business until the guy ran off with the recipe and is now filthy rich because he founded a big salsa brand
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    • They are even better at the family dinner with the in laws
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    • My uncle isn't his second kids father....and my uncle's real father isn't my grandpa.... my grandfather also doesn't look like the rest of his siblings...and was conceived in the middle of WWII. Three generations of cucks.
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    • I have an older brother I didn't know about until last year. I'm 17. He's in his 20's. And he's a gangbanger in LA. He's probably dead actually. I'm the only one who knew. He's my dad's son who he refused to accept at the ripe age of 15.
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    • I love how allot of us grew up as memes grew up. I rember laughing at cat pics with my brother and now I'm laughing at a relatable meme
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    • Like Charlie from Perks of Being a Wallflower
      KashKitty 26 jun
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    • My great uncle died and after that my grandma told my mom that her dad wasn't her dad so now we all think my late great uncle is my mom's dad
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    • Wanna hear a fucked up family secret? My dad's family used the 6 grand a month he got from disability and his life savings on themselves and left him in a nursing home to die.
      Finnicky 28 jun
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    • My aunt was drugging my grandma 😡
      ak852 28 jun
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    • Like my aunt stole my English teachers husband and that’s why she hates me
      RPanda 28 jun
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    • The youngest hears the most shit and I stand by that
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    • no drama worse than family drama
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    • Yeah my family’s secret was that my “sister” and “brother in law” were my biological parents and my “mom and dad” were actually my grandparents
      doglette 27 jun
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    • My dad cheated on my mom
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    • My grandmother's husband is a child mo*ester/ r*pist and after going to court still lives in a house with children
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    • The night the cops told us my brother offed himself I woke up to my dad talking to his ex wife saying “god is punishing me for k1lling that guy” (it was an accident. That put a lot of things into perspective
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    • My bitch aunt heather cheated on my uncle James and left in the middle of the night. She has lupus and she does hardcore drugs after abandoning my uncle and her two daughters. Btw her eldest isn’t my uncles daughter but he’s the only father she’s ever known. Fuck you heather
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    • My grandfather's parents abandoned him and left him alone on the streets of Malaysia. A couple found him and decided to take him in as their own. He passed away last year, and now we'll never know our family history past my grandfather because he kept his birth parents a secret.
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