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    • Womb broom Womb Raider Weapon of Ass Destruction Vlad the Impaler Uncle Reamus Trouser Snake Tan Banana Sex Pistol Russell the one-eyed muscle One-eyed monster One-eyed trouser trout Rumpleforeskin Richard and the twins Purple helmeted warrior of love Puff the one-eyed dragon Prince Everhard of the
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    • It's pronounced, "meat scepter"
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    • Alaskan Bull Worm > anything else
      Lil_UwU 6 may
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    • Pp
      iNicole 6 may
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    • *whips out meat scepter *
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    • I just walked up to my girl and said “ me and mr boopsy have a surprise for you” without looking up, she told me to shut the fuck up and stop being weird. Thanks a lot internet
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    • What about wewe or jojo
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    • Anaconda = doesn’t want none unless you got buns, hun.
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    • I call mines John Cena because you can’t see it
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    • i prefer when he says “ meat “ 😋
      nellyyyg 7 may
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    • This dude calls his dick mister boopsy and had to make an entire post to make himself feel better
      caige13 7 may
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    • What about if ur mans calls it his pp?
      Kaea 6 may
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    • tf is wrong with wearing socks to bed
      came 6 may
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    • What about pp like all the normal people
      dankcoww 6 may
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    • What about pp
      MilfCock 6 may
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    • I call it a shlong
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    • What about a purple headed yogurt slinger
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    • What about pp?
      IanChill 6 may
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    • You forgot meat scepter
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    • Magnum dongus schlongus mingus
      Beast97 6 may
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    • Flesh weasel. 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple pussy beater
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    • Hog. Trump supporter. Sounds like a keeper was on there twice
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    • You forgot Meat, PP, Dong, Schlong, Beef Bus...
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    • Pee pee - Actual fucking god
      HenColle 5 may
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    • Dunno bout you guys, but I take 'trump supporter' as a compliment.
      Plorf 5 may
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    • Meat Sabre?
      Landfall 5 may
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    • What about peepee
      _Smoke_ 5 may
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    • What about helicopter sausage
      VLFBERHT 5 may
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    • What the hell am I supposed to call it, a fucking Tallywacker?
      JG11 9 may
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    • My grandma just died, also my cock is massive.
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    • What about pp?
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    • What about vaginal dipstick
      willy2js 8 may
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    • Honestly I feel like anything besides dick is kinda weird. Cock is pretty aggressive, penis sounds too medical
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      Alki 7 may
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      MrHorse 7 may
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    • Seth Rogan is cool n all, but mines been a dick before I knew who he was
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    • In the hood we called it a dick before Seth knew what a dick was.
      Jahlaffs 7 may
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    • Meat scepter = nice guy
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      Green17 7 may
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      Grada 7 may
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