• LAWYERS HOPE YOU GET
SUED, DOCTORS HOPE YOU
GET SICK; COPS HOPE
YOU'RE A CRIMINAL...
WHAT WISDOM DO YOU
HAVE FOR ME TODAY?
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    • Cops don't hope you're a criminal. That literally makes their job harder and is obviously just bad in general
      Araqnqd 11 jun
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    • If a cop has to arrest or shoot you it’s definitely more paper work
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    • Most cops don't hope you're a criminal. They get paid regardless and less crime = less work which means more time at Dunkin
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    • rizki23bk 11 jun
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    • That's wrong on most accounts lol. Just cause its someone's job to help you doesn't mean they wish you harm. That's a very pessimistic viewpoint.
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    • No doctor hopes you get sick. There are plenty of sick people. Doctors try their hardest to keep you healthy with what knowledge and resources they have. If your doctor isn’t doing this, please see another physician
      Jorggee 13 jun
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    • Doctors don't want you to get sick. They literally commit suicide at a higher rate because dealing with death and sickness daily is depressing. They just want you to stop sticking things up your butts..
      keiome 11 jun
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    • They don’t hope for those things they expect for them to happen to you and when they do they will be ready to help
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    • I’m a mechanic and I do not hope you have car troubles I don’t want to fix your broken shit if there’s no work i get to fuck around and do nothing and still get paid
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    • Farmers want you to eat, Teachers want you to learn, dietitians want you to diet, gyms want you to work out...see I can do it too
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    • A cop wishes he could just sit in a car and patrol for 8 or more hours without having to pull over or arrest anyone all days of the year and get to go home safe to their families
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    • Wrong they all want you to prosper... they can’t take money from a poor person.
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    • Mechanics don't hope you have car trouble. Because chances are we already fixed your car and now it's going to be "our fault" your battery died because your water pump broke 3 months ago. We're busy enough as is. Cars keep getting more advanced and break more often.
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    • There's more than enough sick people in the world, take it from someone who works in a hospital, doctors definatly don't want more patients...
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    • As a mechanic I really hope your car doesn’t keep breaking down because then you’d keep coming back to me and call me a shitty mechanic and claim I’m trying to rob you, it’s not my fault you drive a shitty 2002 Chevy Cobalt And never change the oil, air filter, replace tires or get an alignment
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    • Why tf would cops hope you break the law? They get paid either way
      _bored 11 jun
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    • Jewel 11 jun
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    • Trust me, doctors hope you're health so they don't need to deal with your bullshit. Or that you're a hypochondriac so they can get money on you thinking you're sick but never actually in any danger.
      Zenith12 16 jun
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    • As a cop my least favorite thing is when some dumbass commits a crime and makes me do paperwork right before I'm trying to go home
      HaIo 15 jun
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    • Lawyers don’t hope that you get sued, they hope that they win the case if you are sued.
      _C_I_A_ 11 jun
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    • Doctors get paid whether or not you go to them. They’re not on commission. Same for cops. It only makes it harder for them. Lawyers on the other hand only get paid when they take a case. But that’s it
      beaudoin 11 jun
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    • Seeing people stand up for cops. This does put a smile on my face
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    • At least insurance companies hope to God that nothing happens to you, because they hate paying out
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    • Not if you work in preventative medicine, we try to make sure you’re as healthy as possible and catch things before they become a problem
      GodImCold 11 jun
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    • Cops just hope you pay your taxes
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    • As a mechanic I can confirm. We want your fuckin' car to break so we can take your money
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    • Cops being the only ones who get paid regardless don't really make the list. It's like saying "teachers hope you're stupid."
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    • As a mechanic I hope you never have car trouble, I make fat more doing maintenance than repairs. Lol
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    • The only one that’s true is the lawyer and the thief because mechanics and doctors get paid either way
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    • Cops dont really give a fuck they get paid the same
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    • Cops do not hope ur a criminal if there r no criminals that means there job is easier and they did there job
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    • Ah yeah my dads a cop, and trust me waking up in the middle of the night because some lunatic shot his wife and kids and he and his team have to deal with it is not something he wishes, ever. Think on that.
      3140 11 jun
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    • Why tf would cops hope you’re a criminal? That just adds more work for them
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    • as a mechanic i can say we don’t hope your cars broken, that just leaves more shit for us to fix, we get the same wage every month regardless
      DylFox 14 jun
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    • A cops duty isn't to punish the guilty but to protect the innocent
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    • Cop from Miami here. I do not hope someone is a criminal, but I do hope to encounter criminals on my shift in order to stop them
      Kyle737 12 jun
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    • Doctors and cops aren't paid by patients treated or people arrested lol
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    • Lmao I work at a car garage over the summer and I can tell you first hand that the owner does not want your car to break down. At least not at our shop. Quick maintenance things like tire changes and brake jobs are what bring the most money for time and least stress
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    • 9/10 dentists....
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    • This is so fucking wrong
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    • I hope you are *not* a criminal. If you're a criminal, you probably dont like me, you're either going to BS me or insult me the entire time, you're probably going to want to fight or run away and I have to get you...then the paperwork? Nope.
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    • I'm at physician assistant. I don't want you sick. Yall whine so goddamn much.
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    • knew people would cry their eyes out over the cop one
      Agility 11 jun
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    • This is false, they join these jobs because they want to help, pr in a lawyers case, get paid, and he cant if ur sued
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    • Fucking deep
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    • For all you guys saying police have quotes they don’t. Some departments have productivity goals but many states even make it illegal for police to have quotas
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    • Cops dont get paid by the arrests... why would they want you to be a criminal
      JustaLamp 11 jun
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    • As a mechanic keep your piece of shit running and away from me I have enough work as is
      clone003u 11 jun
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    • Abortion clinics hope you have an unwanted pregnancy... wait a second
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    • MakeMeGape is posting child pornography! Report this sick fuck!
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    • Lawyers don’t want you to get sued, they can help you in hundreds of positive ways.
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    • Most cops don’t want you to be a criminal because it makes their job harder
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    • Thats not how it works. Like, the principal of the job is "someone is sick" but it's not like a doctors going to inject you with an active measles virus JUST to treat it. Doctors are there to help you. They are there for the instances in which you are sick. Fucking r/imfourteenandthisiddeep ass
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    • The police don't want that as they get paid either way so it's much easier for them to stay doing simple job than going infront of a criminal who can end their lives
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    • Sanndman 11 jun
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    • when I was a mechanic I wished people would take care of their cars so I didn’t have to keep working on shit boxes and could rather enjoy cool upgrades insted but alas Karan wouldn’t get her oil changed or tires rotated
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    • As a mechanic I can say that we do hope you have car or bike trouble, seeing as you all spend more than necessary on pieces of machinery you don't even know how to maintain at the most basic level. I'll fix it, but 99% of the time it could have been avoided. Hence I don't feel bad for your stupidity
      PapiPacha 17 jun
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    • Doctors get paid wether people are sick or not, cops get paid wether people are criminals or not
      swims29 17 jun
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    • No. Their profession just relies on it.
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    • As a mechanic i hope nobody's cars break so we can start spending money on making cars better. We have yet to make the perfect car
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    • Only the lawyer thing is true. Doctors want their patients to get better because then it will give them better reputations and therefor more patients and more money.
      DotDotD 14 jun
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    • Top two comments are real af
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    • Good mornin yall
      nitsuga29 14 jun
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    • i'd be a doctor to help people NOT be sick, sickness is just inevitable
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    • I'm speaking as a guy studying to be a cop: please don't do crimes, I'd rather not deal with your illegal bullshit
      DanteSSS 13 jun
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    • This is the most 14 year old take on society yet.
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    • Thieves also hope your stupid enough to steal from
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    • doctors h a t e him
      tumours 12 jun
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    • Of all the cops i know none of them want you to be a criminal, they're salary... thay don't wont to work for the money thay will get regardless
      15ts 12 jun
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    • That’s not how any of this works. Cops don’t hope you’re a criminal. Doctors don’t hope you get sick. Nobody wants to do more work
      ReptiIe 12 jun
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    • None of these jobs make commission... Not a one... so they get paid regardless of activity levels... retard.
      Lethal 12 jun
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    • Even if cops did wish you were a criminal for job reasons, 90% of them are still trying make the world a better place. Maybe I'm being too optimistic in that percentage but that's just what I think.
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    • Cops get paid weather you are a criminal or not. If you are one it just means more work for them
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    • cOpS lIkE cRiMiNaLs
      Kirbro877 11 jun
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    • Thiefs hope you're rich so them taking it all away from you isn't a waste of time. I've talked to doctors as friends, and they hope you get better and that's why they became doctors. This "wisdom" is idiocy
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    • A theif hopes you're retarded so they can trick you or steal your things without you noticing. They'd be all for you getting scammed
      Lukewarm5 11 jun
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    • Mechanic told me my AC was broken and would be an extra $150 to fix. I said no I’ll deal with it and I get it back and the shit works anyway. Like at least make the lie believable and break it before I pick it up
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    • Definitely make by some 14 yr old who thinks they're the smartest
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    • Typically the only law a cop hopes you break is a traffic law, so they can give you a ticket and fill their quota
      IceRicer 11 jun
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    • He is not wrong
      pyrof1re 11 jun
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    • Dude honestly if I see the same car at my shop again Ima kill myself. So I dont know where that is coming from
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    • Doctors and lawyers are paid by the case. Cops are paid by the hour. They arent paid extra to deal with criminals.
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    • Thieves are little bitches. They can all waste away in the nothingness because they arnt even good enough for hell.
      Drcool_52 11 jun
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    • Honestly yeah.. I was a lifeguard for 4 years and when shit was slow I would hope some to drown so I could do something
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    • Cops don't want you to be a criminal but the courts do so they don't get sued by privatized prisons.
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    • Think of it like this: no crime means no cops, no sickness/diseases means no doctors except for when you injure/break something, and finally, no car tuneups/breakdowns means no need for mechanics.
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    • A thief wishes you thin walls and bad locks, so...
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    • Gonna be honest I’m a mechanic and no, I don’t hope vehicles break down. I hope for easy, predictable, routine repairs with very little surprises.
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    • Charities don’t give a shit about you long as you got that spare change
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    • PoLiCe BrUtALitY iS A ReAL ThiNG aLL cOpS ArE eViL
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    • GirlPower 11 jun
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    • Doctors don't hope you get sick. Pharmacies do tho
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    • As a Jailer I don't want there to be more criminals. The less people in Jail the easier my job is
      Cypher8_ 11 jun
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    • Yeah none of this is true. Besides maybe the mechanic, they usually do those jobs because they wish the things they’re fighting against weren’t a thing.
      Just_NBA 11 jun
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    • I’m a mechanic and I can confirm this is true
      Dudeman42 11 jun
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    • None of these things are true in reality. Sure, those professions all benefit from bad things happening to people, but very very few of the actual people wish misgivings on people. It’s just their job. In fact, many of the people in these professions wish nothing but the best for their clients.
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    • kyaaaal 11 jun
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    • No one besides those closest to you gives a shit about your well being. Stop lying to yourselves and nurture those around you. Might save some money.
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