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    • Here’s how me and my brother did it: one person cuts it and the other person chooses the piece they want
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    • Our rule was who ever cut it the other person got to chose
      hairyfish 13 jan
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    • My sister and I stopped arguing ever since we started fucking
      SirWoodie 13 jan
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    • My grandma told me that with her kids she would have one of them break/cut the thing, and the other pick their piece to keep them from cutting a bigger piece for themselves.
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    • I use that on my foreskin
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    • This > vegan food
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    • One person cuts, the other person chooses. This makes the first person want to make them as equal as possible.
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    • For those who don’t get it, the siblings are making sure the opposite sibling is sharing treats equally. On the left, they are using rulers to make sure their chocolate (or whatever that is) is equally distributed
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    • Oh my sister and i just flat out hate eachother and i dont doubt the feeling i wouldnt shed a tear if she were gone is mutual
      Junebug_ 13 jan
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    • Hey guys ima ask out my crush tomorrow wish me luck
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    • i always poured the drinks so my brother couldn’t see and then immediately started drinking the one w more so he wouldn’t complain his had less
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    • One of us split the shit the other picked which half they wanted
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    • I break it however and give them the bigger/better portion.
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    • You cut or pour, the other chooses. That simple.
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    • In my house the rule is whoever split whatever it was couldn't pick first to make sure they split it fair
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    • I always did it that one divides, the other picks. That way the one dividing was forced to make it as equal as possible. Worked with me and my lil bro
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    • Nobody102 13 jan
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    • Doesn’t matter about brother and sister is just siblings in general
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    • Does anyone ever watch pornhub for the stories
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    • The best way to make sure your kids can’t complain is let one cut/pour the item and let the other child pick which half they want.
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    • Or just siblings in general 😂 But u know when you get along with your siblings when you're older and you establish a rule of "You can have the bigger half, but I get the bigger half next time." And it follows through. Unless y'all REALLY want that shit then it goes back to this basic law.
      AshCat 13 jan
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    • One person splits it. The other picks which piece they get
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    • Oryx 13 jan
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    • The rule in my house was that one cuts/pours the other picks
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    • True, my sister always tries getting me drunk faster for some reason
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    • I thought it was a reference to a millimeter slice like tiny peepee or the sisters jugs as cups
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    • My gma said if you split it the other person gets to choose the half first
      IymWet 13 jan
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    • My grandma always had on split it and the other pick the first one to make sure we were even
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    • One cut it, the other chooses the piece
      kolpo 13 jan
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    • Bro this just regular sibling shit
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    • Hate it when they put a bit of chocolate under my cup and I lose the game while the chocolate melts
      Trumpeted 13 jan
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    • My personal favorite was one kid cuts the other one gets to choose
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    • I, too, carefully measure the wine between me and my sister
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    • What my mom always did when my siblings and I had to share was super effective. One person would cut it in half or into thirds and the others would pick their piece, incentivizing us to be as even as possible
      Chair_ 13 jan
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    • If you are splitting something in half say they can divide it but you pick first
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    • unless they step siblings then they fuck over everything
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    • lmao it really do be like that
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    • The smart ones told their brother/sister to go get a knife and as soon as they turn around put the entire thing in their mouth
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    • I have a sister and a brother, I can confirm we do petty sh*t like this
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    • Petty
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    • Was so confused until I realized that the point was that there was none, my brother is 7 years older than me so we never really had that issue
      jmyersjlm 13 jan
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    • Or maybe any sibling
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    • One person cuts/pours and the other picks
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    • My brother broke my trust yesterday and snitched on me. It hurts.
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    • I can confirm that this is very true
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    • *siblings | not just a brother and sister
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    • Poop
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    • Basically they don’t trust each other. They gotta measure each thing to make sure it’s split perfectly in half
      TypeOne 13 jan
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    • Brothers and sister are natural enemies like Englishmen and Scots or Welshmen and Scots or Japanese and Scots or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots they ruined Scotland!
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    • The trust between siblings is what it should say.
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    • I’m confused, explain
      snickell1 13 jan
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    • Don't ever trust women.
      ECHO5ECHO 13 jan
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    • We never did that, that's because my mom used to give us candy and told us to hide so that the rest of the siblings wouldn't know, hold up, was I muy mom's favorite kid?
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    • As an older brother I can confirm that this is 100% true between me and my sister
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    • In my house we do it on an "I cut, you choose" basis, so if you're the one divvying it up, you get whatever is left
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    • ow please no that hurts
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    • That’s any two siblings lmao
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    • NotinHere 14 jan
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    • I lived with my aunt as a kid. So my older cousin would have to share M&M's or skittles with me. She would just give me like 4 out of the pack and she said I was always happy with it.
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    • I just give whatever it is to my sister, it’s kinda like whatever.
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    • Am I the only one who ever gave my sister the bigger half? Not to be nice but to avoid the whining or fighting?
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    • Okay yeah but then they become one of your greatest allies
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    • I get to cut it and get the bigger piece because I’m superior to my siblings
      Metals 14 jan
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    • Kittenandphantom
      Way to go third one man!!
      Kittenandphantom 14 jan
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    • Ohhh wow!!! Congratulations again!!! IndustriousDaddyV3 😘🍻🎊
      1blondie 13 jan
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    • This is about a brother/sister sharing food/drink equally between one another
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    • I have there brothers so to make sure everybody shared equally, whoever divided whatever it was had the smallest piece
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    • Nah the younger siblings just cry and get more
      Roron 13 jan
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    • TravieC 13 jan
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    • That's just siblings in general
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    • Me and my brother are chill, we're not like this.
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    • Or siblings. Brothers can have brothers and sisters can have sisters
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    • With any siblings lol
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    • Literally tho
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    • Grew up with 2 sisters my own age. You learn cooperation pretty quickly
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    • The trust between siblings
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    • It all changes when there's a third though
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    • UwUc 13 jan
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    • Funny cuz I always give my sister the bigger half
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    • When we were kids, my mom said she counted every bean, pasta string, carrot, etc. just to keep us from thinking the other kids had more than us
      NotSoFun 13 jan
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    • What the fuck is going on???
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    • I don’t get it
      ASides18 13 jan
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    • It’s easy when it’s 2. Have one split/pour the thing, the other decides who gets which piece/drink
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    • Unless you're from Alabama
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    • yup
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    • Easy hack for this shit, one sibling cuts or pours or whatever, the other get to pick first
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    • My brother took my alcohol because it had more in it
      Aj_182 13 jan
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    • I use a weight scale when I split a drink with my brother
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    • For a second i thought it was about sharing edibles and alcohol with your younger siblings something about are you spiking the drink or giving me too much pot needless to say im high and drunk right now and this will get lost in the sea of nonsense we consider existence
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