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    • Eating anything doesn't increase chances of weight gain unless you eat more calories than you need a day. You can eat 2000 calories worth of pasta and nothing else and you won't gain weight
      Serotonia 26 jun
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    • Don't ever forget to spagett
      PorkSword 30 jun
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    • Right on time for Taco Tuesday
      KingKrab 30 jun
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    • The high carb content would say otherwise. Maybe the person who wrote that should actually take a nutrition class
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    • Pretty sure eating anything increases chances of weight gain. Except maybe celery.
      matman34 1 jul
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    • I do not care. I remember shit being “bad” in the 90’s that’s now “good”. Shit that was “good” now considered bad. Like they’re always changing the status of regular fucking food so no, I don’t give a shit what anyone says about spaghetti
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    • “Studies say” how to tell if a news article is either bullshit or exaggerated to the point that it’s barely even truth
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    • is it normal to eat 1.3k calories a day?
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    • Calories vary wildly from person to person. A small woman who works in an office all day only needs about 1500, compared to a 300 lb lumberjack who might need around 4000
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    • Studies say fill up your fat fuckin piggy mouth with as many carbs as you can. As long as you wash it down with diet coke you're immune to the consequences of binging.
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    • I’m trying to gain weight and this is kind of a bummer. I’m 5’7 and weigh 127 on a good day. I feel like an ugly little twig. Help
      LuckyC 30 jun
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    • Blood loss is the fastest way to lose weight 💯
      BlameGame 30 jun
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    • It doesn’t increase the “chance” it increases your weight
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    • I ate 3 bowls of pasta in 5 mins and I now feel sick a half hour later
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    • You aren’t healthy when you eat one salad. You aren’t unhealthy if you eat pasta once. It’s how consistent you are that matters.
      Snake3434 30 jun
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    • Correct me if I’m wrong but as long as you keep generally under 2,000 calories a day you don’t gain weight. Eating around that amount means you won’t lose weight either. Since humans generally burn around 2,000 calories a day just by living.
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    • Until you eat 50 pounds of it in one day
      Oshawatt 30 jun
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    • That’s a Fucking lie.
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    • I can eat pasta my whole life and still be thin
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    • Question. How much calories should you burn a day to lose weight
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    • (((Study funded by Starch and Grains LLC)))
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    • Who conducted this study, Barilla?
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    • That’s the most retarded thing I’ve read all week. You can eat literally anything you want and not gain weight as long as you don’t consume more calories than you burn off
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    • PASTA-tivity
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    • If you do keto you will lose fat no matter how much you eat.
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    • Pastativity
      CJCalibur 30 jun
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    • Ive lost 40 lbs this year, I eat pasta a few times a week. I just don't eat more than 1700 calories a day
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    • Pasta-tivity :)
      Octopuppy 30 jun
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    • I am living proof that this is wrong
      BigZyeah 30 jun
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    • I was eating uncooked spaghetti noodles while I read this
      m3rKyAa 30 jun
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    • An Italian wrote this
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    • source: dude trust me
      _Joey_ 30 jun
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    • Share if you still make spaghetti 😤
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    • It’s about calories not the amount. 5lbs of lettuce is less calories than a single McDouble
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    • Count your calories. Surplus=weight gain, deficit=weight loss. Simple math
      CRS6132 30 jun
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    • The study was only done with half a gram of pasta
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    • Puhskinti
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    • Pasta pussy for my 50 caliber cock that I actually lost
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    • BS I gained weight just by looking at this picture
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    • Food is unhealthy for people in general tbh
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    • I've been catching up on nutrition and diets and what I've found is if its healthy and you're exercising enough you can eat 10lbs of food and still lose weight. But theres counter arguments for everything "healthy".
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    • Italian food is superior
      Sloms 1 jul
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    • I'm gonna need the sauce on that one
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    • Your chance of gaining wait from eating food is 100%... it’s pretty hard to increase that probability
      tiekai 30 jun
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    • As an Italian I call bullshit
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    • False. Weight gain is based off a variety of things but 2 things are most important to know, insulin and your total daily calories burned. Insulin is the fat storage hormone. Each time you have a meal, an insulin spike occurs. In terms of macros, carbs spike insulin the most followed by protein.
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    • Fact checker wya
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    • Brb gonna turn spaghetti into 87% of my body weight
      Sgt_Ham 30 jun
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    • You pasta point of no return
      bynch 30 jun
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    • That’s spaghetti smh
      Cr1tikal 30 jun
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    • Does increase the chances of violent bowel movement, however
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    • Animetrix 30 jun
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    • How to lose weight: eat less, move around more.
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    • This is false as fuck pasta is high in carbohydrates which are a sugar chain which if you eat a lot of will give you zits, increase body weight, and do horrible things to how alert you feel as well as a bunch of other things. Don’t buy this bs go look it up if you don’t believe me.
      nateyboy4 30 jun
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    • Suger is what puts on the pounds, cut it out and you'll lose some weight
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    • Italian propaganda
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    • This is retarted, have you met any old Italians, I’m not saying all of em, but a considerable amount got a spaghetti belly
      smokeyj 30 jun
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    • I don’t like pasta. Just not into it. Spaghetti is ok but other stuff I don’t like. Especially fettuccini Alfredo I hate that shit. Everyone loves my step-moms fettuccini Alfredo and it’s not personal against her I just don’t like it
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    • Its always skinny hoes saying shit like this
      Stached 30 jun
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    • I love pasta but fuck spaghetti its shit
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    • New diet: fuck the pasta
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    • Unfortunately pasta and pizza suck
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    • This is so wrong. Pasta is a carbohydrate, which is why its so filling. Unless you're eating plant based noodles, they are not good for you
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    • Fuck pasta
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    • Calories
      Arizona 3 jul
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    • False
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    • Eat whatever you want but exercise to make up for the extra calories. Nothing breaks the law of thermodynamics it’s that simple
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    • If u eat more calories than you burn you will gain weight. Simple as that
      TomLe 3 jul
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    • Stfu
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    • Pasta is the best food
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    • Fuck how do I gain weight spaghetti is carbs and calories I need it now it won’t help me fuck this is hard dude
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    • Bruh literally did a carb load bulk last winter off of spaghetti and it got me to 200
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    • Weight is not everything. You can still be really muscular without gaining weight. I’m 5’10 and 140. I’m muscular but so toned that I barely have any fat.
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    • Pastativity
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    • Yes it fucking does dont lie to these people
      derb 3 jul
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    • So....just gonna throw out science entirely then... ok. This study brought to you by Olive Garden...
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    • Pasta absorbs water so you appear heavier on the scale. But if you eat a proper portion size and watch caloric intake then no you won’t actually gain weight.
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    • Eating more calories than you burn will make you gain weight, especially carbs which is what noodles are.
      Grimp 3 jul
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    • It guarentees it
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    • Except that’s a lie
      Carve 3 jul
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    • You mean pastativity
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    • That study is wrong as fuck.
      mcdirty 3 jul
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    • i don’t understand how ur supposed gain weight from noodles, noodles and bread make up most of my diet and i’m still underweight
      Keidran 3 jul
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    • you mean pastativity.
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    • Pv. v
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    • *Pastativity
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    • Bruh I'm 5'6" and I'm around 127 lbs and I work on my feet all day. All my fat is in my lower belly. How do I lose a couple of pounds?
      janon1 3 jul
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    • HELLLLLL YEEEAAAAAAAAH
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    • Sucks for me bc I don’t like pasta :/
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    • Its bad to eat tons of carbs and a combination with meat makes it worse
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    • Kinda sad how little people know about the food they eat considering all that knowledge is literally sitting in their pockets
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    • Pastativity
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    • No it just increase weight
      GmanV 2 jul
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    • Mmm time to eat 8 pounds
      GoatMan 2 jul
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    • I miss pasta so fucking much
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    • As long as you're burning off more than you're taking in you shouldn't gain weight. Except maybe sugar, sugar is one hellova drug.
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    • DONT TELL ME THIS
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