• Eat off his plate on the first date to
establish dominance.
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    • KiII the waitress to establish fear
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    • Legit just ask before taking a bite from stuff, 9/10 i’m gonna say yes, don’t just reach over and start taking stuff lmao
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    • Doesn’t establish dominance, just proves you don’t know how to ask for shit
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    • In the case that we are just meeting each other for the first time, no one is coming near my plate on a first date. If we already know each other and joke around a lot, I probably wont give a fuck.
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    • Never understood people that don’t share food at restaurants like you can have a bite of my food if you give me a bite of yours sharing is caring
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    • Wait... People don't pay their own bill on a first date? If we're going to dinner on a first date you're paying your bill. I don't want no thot just trying to get a free dinner.
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    • I'm fine with letting people try my food but if you do it without asking fuck you
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    • That doesn't establish dominance. That just establishes you as an asshole
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    • Remain single to ensure virginity
      BSArtist 2 aug
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    • wOmEN ArE aBsOLuTe QUEENS
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    • Shit on the floor to establish Rick and Morty!
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    • Establish dominance?! In the words of a great man: everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face..
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    • Yea cause bitches hate consequences.
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    • More like to establish the fact you think you own the world and and owed everything
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    • Spread positivity to make others happy!
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    • Yeah I’d just straight walk out. Don’t even need to worry about going back to that restaurant anyways.
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    • If a girl I’m on a first date with reaches over to my plate and grabs food without asking I’m calling her a dumb as fuck and firmly stating to never do that shit again or I’m leaving
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    • Bitches will say this then be like a tranquilized log
      SAMHELL 2 aug
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    • I almost stabbed someone cause they tried to take a fry off my plate at lunch.
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    • Sign her up for a gym to tame her fatass tendencies
      Starmany 2 aug
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    • Everybody gets one, use It wisely.
      an_E_Pat 3 aug
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    • You eat from two you pay for two
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    • Leave her with the bill and have her happy ass walk home to assert dominance
      KickerJ 2 aug
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    • when women don’t pay guys get offended but when i offer to pay my dates act offended? women bad i guess? :(
      cass 2 aug
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    • This girl reached over with her fork and grabbed my entire fucking enchilada, took 2 bites, and put it back. She laughed for 2 minutes straight. I just left. My homie set up the date and he fucking disowned her after that.
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    • Number one rule unless a girl is doing something for me like she's my boss signing paychecks she's helping me with something or she's my girlfriend and giving me emotional support or just caring don't try to boss me don't try and be dominant and remember there's always a limit
      kman01 2 aug
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    • If you touch my food on the first date without asking, 10/10 will become a ghost.
      RattyRat 2 aug
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    • 869 replies *brings out 5 bowls of popcorn*
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    • Piss on the persons leg to establish kinks and boundaries
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    • Yo why can't these women just be honest
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    • blubby her to reestablish dominance
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    • its a shit test, eat of her plate in response.
      MWea 2 aug
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    • sissE 2 aug
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    • At least ask first for a small bite if you're curious as to what they got. Then offer up some of your food
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    • My girlfriend does and it actually makes me feel as if she needs me and it was heartwarming for me.
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    • Miniclip and gamesloth said hi and they miss you
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    • Wear your shirt right you dumb whore
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    • It’s a MEmosa not a WEmosa bitch
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    • Hell yeah the consequences
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    • If I get my own food and someone tries to take a bite ima say hell no unless I’m not paying for the meal.
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    • What you gotta do is a bite swap, like in any situation not just a date
      Eliee 2 aug
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    • My biggest pet peeve is when people take food without asking! Like yeah bro you for sure could have like ALL of my fkn fries if you just ASK first, now I’m not even gonna let you finish the one in your greasy little pig hand.
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    • if she eats off my plate on the first date, that’s a big turn on
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    • Thank you for top comment!!
      B8Rater 2 aug
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    • I dont get it. When a girl eats off your plate it's a bonding situation.. why yall gotta take it too far
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    • I’m pretty sure that was a joke.
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    • Tae is a legend
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    • Y’all know women are supposed to be submissive to men right? It says it in the Bible. Although, the men described in the Bible are also a lot more manly and respectful than the men are today
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    • Wait, so you people go on dates. I use chloroform.
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    • If we just met and you reach for my plate on the first date, I will stab your hand with a fork. I'll teach you manners the same way Memaw and Papa taught me.
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    • The f* you tryna establish dominance for?
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    • Give him hugs and kisses to establish wuv
      61830 5 aug
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    • "Establish dominance" you silly woman
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    • Ask just askv
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    • Dominance in a relationship where one isn’t okay with being dominated is abuse.
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    • Why tf wouldn’t you pay for the girl?
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    • Please do so I can get that massive red flag early on
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    • I hate that my generation (gen z) is scared of confrontation. If that shit happen to me if tell her “chill tf out”
      noonBoy 5 aug
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    • And here we see the intellectually-inferior femtard in her natural habitat: childishly desperate to call attention away from the fact that she is regarded by her peers as a lesser being and compelled to make up for this by making idiotic utterances on social media.
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    • Dominance is for people who are too childish to be real with their partner.
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    • Sharing food can be very romantic. Stealing food is punished by lopping your hands off at the wrist.
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    • I have stabbed my classmates with sporks for trying to steal off my plate, don’t think cuz I’m into you I won’t do the same
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    • I still like the man pays for the first date, I guess I’m a little old fashioned. My boyfriend paid for our first date even tho I did offer to pay for my food, once we were official and got food more often we started taking turns paying but when we have real date night he pays.
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    • If she offers to split it, I pay the bill. If she doesn't offer, we're splitting it
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    • Do straight men actually pay for their date's meal? You should always split the bill unless you're in a long-term relationship.
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    • Or just be decent to each other and don't think of it as a battle
      IrishSpy 4 aug
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    • Why the fuck is dominance needed in a relationship other than s3xually?
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    • Nah I’d pay my half and then ghost her
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    • Give everyone the bill to establish communism
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    • My food don't stay on my plate long enough for her to eat it. She gonna be half way through her entree and I'm gonna be ordering dessert.
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    • Beat her with he poop sock for uhhh fun?
      iceican 4 aug
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    • This is like the 50 feature on who pays the bill you people are hopeless
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    • Women trying to dominate over men is the ultimate turn-off
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    • She's wearing both straps on one side, wtf?
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    • Be nice, to be a decent human being
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    • I'll drink to that bro
      Silzer 4 aug
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    • I know people are defending this but you should definitely discuss it first before you go and eat someone else’s food...
      xospooki 4 aug
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    • I'm pretty sure thats not how you were a shirt..🤔
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    • I always pay for my own stuff first date. That way if it goes wrong for whatever reason, the guy doesn't waste money on me
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    • “If you wanted to eat both our meals then I guess you’re paying for em’”
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    • You guys don’t know what a joke is
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    • I'm sorry but the second someone reaches for my plate I'm stabbing them with whatever utensil I have in my hand I spent to much time in lockup
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    • Then I leave u with the bill bitch
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    • I'm in construction, our crew literally digs in each other's bags to see what's to eat. Sharing is caring fo sho. My wife finally learned to pack extra snackies because I would come home bitching about somebody ate my cookies or chips lol
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    • What if it's a big guy, then you won't get the chance to.
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    • Why are both the straps of her shirt next to each other? Does she think that looks sexy?
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    • Relationships built on shit like that will fail 99.9% of the time
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    • Some girl did this to me on the absolute worst date i've ever been on. She was rude to service, touched my food without asking, stared at her phone the entire time hardly saying a word and ordered a bunch of drinks. I started talking nonsense and realized she wasn't listening so I just walked out
      Xalpho 4 aug
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    • Agree to preform oral sex on eachother to fill the void
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    • If you want to establish dominance, just peg me after dinner
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    • I miss actually going out on dates. Fuck the Rona.
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    • Just ask, I wouldn’t say no
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    • Perfect
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