• Eat off his plate on the first date to
establish dominance.
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    • If you establish dominance expect me to be a sub. Ill be the one not payin and sittin there doing nothing during sex
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    • Give that man a medal
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    • Then you eat some off of her plate to restore balance
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    • Shit on the floor to scare the children
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    • Remy approves
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    • Notice how all the women giving advice on how to date still aren't settled down or married? Yeah, don't get your advice from them.
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    • Get her pregnant, and leave right after to establish Long extended consequences.
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    • You know if you ask hey can i try some of what you got id be happy to give some
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    • Oh when it comes to food theres 2 things i cant fuckin stand = being wasteful, and someone eating off my plate. Both provoke anger from me
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    • Eat the pussy and stop right before she cums to show her you don't play these stupid games.
      MrSwerve 9 jul
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    • How is having a fork stuck in her hand "dominance"?
      Curvz 9 jul
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    • Proper title: How Not To Get A Second Date
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    • Shi.... shit in her mouth to establish consequences...
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    • Eat off my plate and I'm walking out, I'm not a sub
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    • A twitter lesson in cause and effect.
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    • My roommates think it weird that my bf and I share a plate regularly. We know how much we both eat so we'll just put it on one plate and go to town. When we go out to eat, we get two things we both like then put half on each others plates. No point in being stingy with food
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    • Unpopular opinion: whoever initiated the date should pay.
      kinami_ 10 jul
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    • I'm just saying, if anyone takes my food, my hands are bisexual
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    • Trial by combat
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    • Girls will say stuff like this and still block you the second you mention being submissive :(
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    • Eat off my plate and you’re gonna be eating off the floor
      chopstew 9 jul
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    • Draw her farting to establish dominance
      Urbanxx 9 jul
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    • I had this dumbass bitch ask me for a bite of my burger once. I was like "Bitch!! FUCK outta here with bullshit"
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    • She prolly like you if she’s eating off your plate. I’ve had girls too self conscious to eat. Makes me feel bad.
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    • That shit was eloquent
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    • Stab her hand so she learns boundaries
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    • I'm an equalist. Both me and my girl are the same and have the same power. She actually didn't understand that at first but I'm getting her used to the idea of being my equal and that I won't blow up on her if she needs to talk.
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    • All I want is a man to take me to a taco stand as a first date so I can buy icecream for us after so we can eat it at a park. Is that so much to ask?
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    • Love each other and support each other to establish an anomaly in our current zeitgeist
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    • If you take food with out asking I'll do the same.
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    • Good man
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    • Slap her across the face with a fish 🐟 she will learn.
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    • Then she poops it on your chest and rubs it to restore balace
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    • Eat the plates to establish hegemony
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    • I Hate when someone reaches for my plate out of no where an I pull away and they have the nerve to look at me like
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    • She eats your food? You eat her ass. Show that bitch who’s boss.
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    • You can't make a hoe a housewife
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    • Black women are so damn aggressive. Always remember just fuck the black girls and marry the other ones...
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    • OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
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    • Bitch eats off of my plate on the first date and it’s going to be the last date. You don’t do shit like that until you are at least comfortable with someone, even then... You might be catching a fork to the hand.
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    • If you eat off my plate then I can eat off yours
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    • This is the type of woman that will end up 170 pounds at age 30 stuck with a fat lazy fuck that would divorce in a heart beat if it weren't for the free sex.
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    • Take her home to establish restraining order
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    • One of the VERY first things I do on a date with women, is talk about food. I establish that connection around meals we both enjoy, and learn her preferences in a conventional way. One of the easiest icebreakers and also great potential for a future dinner date 👍
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    • don’t you guys ever get tired of yelling about shitty girls on the internet
      Iibtard 10 jul
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    • Im pretty sure she was kidding, idk why so many of you guys seem to be taking it as her being a cunt
      Rozack 9 jul
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    • The bill should be pair by whomever asked the other person to go on a date with them
      Tojo 9 jul
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    • She’s eats off my plate then I’ll spread her and eat her back
      SanikK 9 jul
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    • Play stupid games win stupid prizes
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    • The counsel approves
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    • Ah yes. The men vs women shit again. I've stumbled into the kids' section by mistake. Fucking Walmart
      Teabags 11 jul
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    • Put your hands near my plate and you get stabbed with a fork
      tweb 11 jul
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    • I would pay the first date and I'm a girl
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    • eat the plate the establish dominance
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    • wtf is tweetbot
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    • I went Dutch on every date I had until my now-husband and I were pretty well-established. And then we switched who paid each time until we had joint accounts. I don't LIKE people paying for my shit?
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    • I mean my friends and I pick off each other's plates. Idk we've always done that.
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    • What ever happened to table manners? Geez
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    • Both wrong. Pay your own bills and eat a 5 stack from ihop to establish dominance. MysticTyphoon
      Jeskasan 9 jul
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    • Rule 1 for the first date. Do something cheap like just grabbing a drink or a coffee. That way if it doesnt work out it's not as bad.
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    • That's what we call a pro gamer move
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    • Women are poison.
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    • If it’s the first couple of dates I pay, just to establish some good rapport, if the relationship advances than we start splitting but that’s cause im a broke unemployed college student.
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    • Play stupid games
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    • So lame playing games. How about establish mutual respect? Be a lady
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    • Ask her to take the makeup off
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    • Do you want to get bit? Because this is how you get bit.
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    • Piss on the waiter to prove your alpha
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    • Touch my plate you gon have a nice serving of bullet burger helper
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    • Ha! As a woman, you don’t start that early. 😈
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    • Leave her ass at the place to establish a karen
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    • if you do that i’ll establish dominance by ghosting your ass
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    • Stand up and whip out your peen then proceed to piss on her corner leg of the table in order to establish dominance
      HosHJeaD 10 jul
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    • Jeez, my boyfriend and I order 2 things we both like and share. Wtf
      Memeko 10 jul
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    • If a girl eats off my plate it is simply a declaration of open boarders and that she won’t mind if I take food from her plate.
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    • Touch the food on my plate and I'll break your finger. I don't care how much I love you.
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    • Eat off my plate, fork in your hand. Them's the rules.
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    • The first time I ate out with my girlfriend she tried this shit, so I slapped the fork out of her hand, we’ve been together over a year now
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    • As if eating off someone’s plate establishes dominance. You gotta show that you’re worth respecting in the first place dumb cunt
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    • Blacks are gross
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    • Y’all really know how to turn a joke into some social issue shit
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    • Establish dominance against her by allowing it and then pounding the shit out of her and cumming in her mouth.
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    • Lol why is every girl a fa99ot now hahahaha
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    • Just do it back. If she eats off your plate then pays, are you really the man on that date?
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    • Do women not know that no one thinks that's cute?
      Braydenc 10 jul
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    • Preemptively order for her when the waiter comes by and make sure it's a salad...
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    • Women are not dominant
      Turkey555 10 jul
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    • Men and women will never be equal because we just Don't Want The Same Things! It's just gonna be an ever evolving arms race of cat and mouse games, assumptions about the other, and shitty tweet posts like this.
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    • The etiquette and boundaries are there for your protection woman
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    • Suck her dad's dick to establish dominance*
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    • Do women like this deserve rights?
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    • Good way to get yourself no dick you bitch
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    • Do not. Do not EVER fuck with a man while he's eating you stupid fucking dumb cunt brainless whores.
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