EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS*
PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
Christopher_Hansen Christopher_Hansen
2 nov 2020
EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS* PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
don't have such weaknesses
LordRevan LordRevan
26 sep 2020
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. don't have such weaknesses
My Girlfriend: Gives me one
last bj before leaving me.
Everyone else at my funeral:
My Girlfriend: Gives me one last bj before leaving me. Everyone else at my funeral:
Top reviews
try Verified Purchase
The dogs LOVE them!
Kimberly
Dear AKC, your "long lasting" bone lasted
all of 5 minutes. If that's your idea of a > long lasting bone then I feel sorry for
WELL
your wife.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Republished Republished
21 sep 2020
Top reviews try Verified Purchase The dogs LOVE them! Kimberly Dear AKC, your "long lasting" bone lasted all of 5 minutes. If that's your idea of a > long lasting bone then I feel sorry for WELL your wife. THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
AwkwardCutie122 AwkwardCutie122
6 aug 2020
© Based on: cutestwhiskers
My cat likes to roar like
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
28 may
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
*Random vaguely famous Musician dies*
People on the internet who previously hadn't heard about them-
*Random vaguely famous Musician dies* People on the internet who previously hadn't heard about them-
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at
the stoplight.
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at the stoplight.
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying
Also my dad:
IWannaFuckingDieFam IWannaFuckingDieFam
17 mar
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying Also my dad:
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more
human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
OTHER CHARACTERS WILL REFE PRONOUNS (LE.
VOICE TONE
SKIN TONE
SKIN TYPE
HAIRSTYLE
HAIR COLOR
@ ate
brobreezy brobreezy
16 dec 2020
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg OTHER CHARACTERS WILL REFE PRONOUNS (LE. VOICE TONE SKIN TONE SKIN TYPE HAIRSTYLE HAIR COLOR @ ate
I could be happy AF and my face will
Still look like this
satansmuze satansmuze
30 sep 2020
I could be happy AF and my face will Still look like this
Xinity Xinity
22 sep 2020
© Based on: thedreampup
It doesn't matter if you come first or last, the most impawtent thing is trying your best and finishing the race
When you're meeting your Internet friends for the first time for a range day, and they all pull up in identical black suburbans
BasedPepe BasedPepe
22 jun
When you're meeting your Internet friends for the first time for a range day, and they all pull up in identical black suburbans
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop
00 a.m,
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop 00 a.m,
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
What are you guys having for dinner? - What are you guys having for dinner?
TheYoungCudi TheYoungCudi
28 sep 2020
What are you guys having for dinner? - What are you guys having for dinner?
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area*
A random frog:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
1 dec 2020
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area* A random frog:
Brian Blickenstaff
My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it.
AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
PsiloDragon PsiloDragon
28 sep 2020
Brian Blickenstaff My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it. AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
Me watching fireworks even though never left
my house, popcorn just have and LSD
popcorn ceilings and LSD
Me watching fireworks even though never left my house, popcorn just have and LSD popcorn ceilings and LSD
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
SaxophoneNerd SaxophoneNerd
22 jan 2021
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.