• Eagle: *can rip off flesh from it's
prey*
Ostrich: *can cover upto 15 feet in a
single stride*
Pigeons:
We can shit on you from such a height
you'll think God himself has crapped on you.
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    • If you get shit on by a pidgeon it pretty much was God personally shitting on you. All that open world and it just happens to land on you? Nah, that was on purpose, your attitude was wack and needed an adjustment.
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    • That’s just the government fucking with you
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    • Why is Tenpenny blackier than I remember him
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    • A pigeon once shat into my friend’s mouth while he was looking up
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    • Fun fact: pigeons are the same species as doves
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    • If I got shit on by an ostrich I would probably think the same thing honestly
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    • Poor CJ those guys where assholes to him the entire game
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    • Cassowary: will rip out your internal organs for looking at it
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    • Seagulls: SKWAK
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    • for every like I'll do 2 pushups
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    • Eminem *can leap tall hoes in a single bound*
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    • Exotic pigeons actually make great pets. They’re docile, easy to train, and can be quite ‘forgiving’ (‘forgiving’ as in you could mess up or like accidentally not feed it for a day and they don’t just fucking up ‘n die like a fucking houseplant you didn’t water in 6 hours..)
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    • Bird snipers
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    • Pigeons are kings
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    • Aren’t pigeons really easy to teach. They’re not as smart as crows or ravens but less dangerous and kinda domesticated by revolutionary era humans
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    • Vultures: *shit on themselves to cool down*
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    • Pidgeons can fly 90 mph and are one of the fue birds that give a milk like substance to their young
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    • Fuck ibises tho
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    • Was so gdamn satisfying murking them in the end
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    • I think any predators can rip the flesh off it’s prey. That’s kinda how they eat.
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    • That means they can cross a fucking football field in 20 steps
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    • Why do they say “shit” and “crap” in the same sentence. Like pick one lol
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    • Why dont we breed the two...the power of it.
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    • All the badass pigeons were shot out the sky 100 years ago
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    • Pigeons are kinda cute
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    • Guy on the left looks like ps1 graphics
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    • And pigeons are still the ones we fear most
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    • Its
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    • Me: I cant get a gf and I'm alone but I can still rip ur heart out ur eye
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    • Pigeons were indirectly responsible for both mass saving and destruction of human life as messengers in WW1. They endured gunfire and flak, earning several Dickins Medals in WW2.
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    • Fucking Tenpenny!!
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    • So pigeons actually arent supposed to have runny shit but because they’re grainivores and they mostly get bread, they have near constant diarrhea and are close to starving to death at all times. In New York to counter this they build pigeon roosts and offer endless grains, then switch eggs for fakes
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    • fbi agents when they’re bored
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    • Can anybody ask WaterHazard why they have blocked me I wanted to like their content but they blocked me for some reason and I dont even know who they are
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    • Are those the police officers from gravity falls
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    • We were boarding buses to go to our graduation ceremony and a pidgeon straight up shit on his shoulder before we got on the bus
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    • The kid throwing pigeons a couple memes ago knew what he was doing
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    • Seagull: *Can vore a rabbit whole*
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    • The drones have to purge their excess lubricants
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    • Holy shit is that a motherfuckin San Andreas reference
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    • Remember folk, Australia waged war against Emus.... And lost.
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    • I think you meant carry a message while being shot at
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    • Seagulls can tear the flesh off a surfacing whale
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    • I made the mistake of parking under a lamppost during my 9 hour shift yesterday. 3 turds on my car.
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    • I got vibe checked by a pigeon once whilst on a walk with my girl
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    • Y’all still believe birds exist?
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    • I didnt even look at the image just the words and I knew it was tenpenny
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    • Pigons are actully the smartest birds
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    • This is just a shit show
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    • An ostrich will disembowel your ass
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    • i never realized how big an ostrich actually was until i saw one up close, its scary to see a bird that large
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    • Emu: God of Australia
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    • Don't disrespect my boi the penguin. They cute as hell and can slap the crap out of you
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    • Pigeons make cool noises
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    • Bait comment
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    • Flamingos be standin on one leg doe
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    • Damn pidgeons, always ruining my Hot Pockets
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    • An ostrich once attacked my car. Big ass scary birds
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