Weapons of Mass
Distraction
An_Aggressive_Racnoon An_Aggressive_Racnoon
19 oct 2020
Weapons of Mass Distraction
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
marinara_pastasauce marinara_pastasauce
17 mar
My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
You know what they say about girls with big titties right?
" @steppen_Wolfe -
Replying to @SweetLizzyy
That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs
The One @jr2nd2none - v
Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii
Yeah, back problems
67 Re 15
HippoPotaMistress HippoPotaMistress
18 nov 2020
You know what they say about girls with big titties right? " @steppen_Wolfe - Replying to @SweetLizzyy That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs The One @jr2nd2none - v Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii Yeah, back problems 67 Re 15
Yashar Ali @
ya ya
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Nic Cage is in Kazakhstan..here with the First
Lady. It's likely he got paid for this (he's broke), I have reached out to his publicist.
SEGA
kuzmenko kuzmenko
6 apr
Yashar Ali @ ya ya Follow Nic Cage is in Kazakhstan..here with the First Lady. It's likely he got paid for this (he's broke), I have reached out to his publicist. SEGA
When someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are
Oceaneer Oceaneer
24 sep 2020
When someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops?
Me:
OGmememaster OGmememaster
14 dec 2020
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops? Me:
Wishing I was a professor!
Hey professor I'm having a hard time with tonights homework
Send a pic and I'll help you I
Of the homework...
catsomemeslist catsomemeslist
28 may
Wishing I was a professor! Hey professor I'm having a hard time with tonights homework Send a pic and I'll help you I Of the homework...
We ain't like other triplets
@ZaheerAmien
times"
"wtf man, I already shot that chick two
cermhit cermhit
26 jan
We ain't like other triplets @ZaheerAmien times" "wtf man, I already shot that chick two
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
awfulPage awfulPage
17 jun
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night
The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
DAILY BUGLE
EXCLUSIVE __i\
You're a fucking clown all : aa
JustClowningAround JustClowningAround
15 dec 2020
DAILY BUGLE EXCLUSIVE __i\ You're a fucking clown all : aa
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the
iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap.
= aa
LovesTacos LovesTacos
26 sep 2020
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap. = aa
Only place she feels safe at
ironcladniionav8 ironcladniionav8
13 mar
Only place she feels safe at
TiLa star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.
via
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Yeowch!
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Still preddy hot
TiLa star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee. via Follow Yeowch! Follow Still preddy hot
Home About Photos Video
@ Alonzo Lerone
This fool said my eyebrows look like a stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it
SS
Jdawg7829 Jdawg7829
1 oct 2020
Home About Photos Video @ Alonzo Lerone This fool said my eyebrows look like a stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it SS
Weak dudes are easily intimidated & just don't know how to deal with a independent woman that doesn't need others to validate her existence
@JazmineGarcia
bossmemesgang30 bossmemesgang30
1 dec 2020
Weak dudes are easily intimidated & just don't know how to deal with a independent woman that doesn't need others to validate her existence @JazmineGarcia
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
xpurple_eeveex xpurple_eeveex
22 jan 2021
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA
ITS HOW FAR You
CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
pl4y80y pl4y80y
14 apr
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA ITS HOW FAR You CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM