Weapons of Mass
Distraction
An_Aggressive_Racnoon An_Aggressive_Racnoon
19 oct 2020
Weapons of Mass Distraction
Mom : why don't you
add mushrooms to the pizza ?
Me : sure
The whole family after dinner :
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
Mom : why don't you add mushrooms to the pizza ? Me : sure The whole family after dinner :
if
have an idea, check my comment and let me know what you guys think! - I have an idea, check my comment and let me know what you guys think!
MrFatCat MrFatCat
28 sep 2020
if have an idea, check my comment and let me know what you guys think! - I have an idea, check my comment and let me know what you guys think!
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood
This is
GamingNerd101 GamingNerd101
28 nov 2020
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
Voidrealm105 Voidrealm105
19 may
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
GHIGKEN
BUTT
O2kami O2kami
23 mar
GHIGKEN BUTT
IDENTIFYING
WOOD
ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl
YEP, IT'S WOOD
IDENTIFYING WOOD ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl YEP, IT'S WOOD
One man files for over 300 patents
What happens next will shock you
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
One man files for over 300 patents What happens next will shock you
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Charlie Moore
@socalledcharlie
Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.
GeneralGrievousReacts GeneralGrievousReacts
24 sep 2020
Charlie Moore @socalledcharlie Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.
ally begg tr Follow
True story, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted ths pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo" &
levelDad levelDad
16 mar
ally begg tr Follow True story, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted ths pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo" &
How regular people celebrate St. Patrick's Day
Me:
flaky_quality_m3m3 flaky_quality_m3m3
15 mar
How regular people celebrate St. Patrick's Day Me:
ruinedchildhood
taco-bell-rey:
damn spongebob was into some kinky shit
TheAnxiousFerret TheAnxiousFerret
25 sep 2020
ruinedchildhood taco-bell-rey: damn spongebob was into some kinky shit
Friends: wyd
Me: working
Friends: wyd after work
Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
sejnus sejnus
28 jan
Friends: wyd Me: working Friends: wyd after work Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
1 KNOW NO ONE CARES BUT THIS IS MY DOG ROSCOE, HE TURN 11 TODAY
OfficalBreadBoy OfficalBreadBoy
24 sep 2020
1 KNOW NO ONE CARES BUT THIS IS MY DOG ROSCOE, HE TURN 11 TODAY
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
Ul want water?
QueenXShark QueenXShark
19 may
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do Ul want water?
Sefior Serpantine
Wow this is beautiful
I could create this look for you in about
5-10 minutes
CrazyAboutYou CrazyAboutYou
5 oct 2020
Sefior Serpantine Wow this is beautiful I could create this look for you in about 5-10 minutes
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing
I'm fighting for my fucking lite
Cocorulez Cocorulez
4 nov 2020
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing I'm fighting for my fucking lite
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at
the stoplight.
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at the stoplight.